Alrighty
I had been getting a RariTwi fic ready to post
But this last week I had a sudden idea for a Christmas fic
Tis the season and all that
In the fic I mention that Rarity and Twi are a couple
That's because of the other fic,
So you'll find out more about them soon

I'm gonna post it as soon as I'm done editing it
I know I'm cutting it kind of close
But hopefully, that should be by Thursday

And until then

Have a preview

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Everything bad about this site, from horrible comedy to sex to gore. All of it stuffed into the disgusting package. That's surprising getting a lot of traffic in its short time online. Head of to the story and give it some love, some comments, and some likes. Right now it's simply a one shot, but I might expand on it if rating go well.

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The egg hit the hot pan and started to sizzle. Thunder reached for another, but found Zoom’s hoof instead. 

He let out a little, “Oh,” and pulled away. “My bad.”

Zoom chuckled and pushed the carton of eggs over to Thunder. “What did I say about apologizing for everything?”

His eyes went back to the pan. Another egg plopped down next to the first with a fizz. “Right.”

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Wrote almost half a chapter today. Don't know where the inspiration came. Wish I could do MMBB chapters as fast. I'll try and complete it soon so I can work on more stories in my marco/tf fetish anthropology universe.

In the mean time, here are some bizzare twitter pics of Peter Newl dating a Big Mac body pillow.

Wow, I'm happy to have this man autograph if he's fun enough to do something like that.

This entry contains spoilers for SINless Desire, and contains sexually suggestive material. Be warned...

It all started with a single conversation.

Synergy: i’m gonna sod off now. Tired, gonna eat, and then get railed until i can’t walk straight.

Ozymandias: TMI, Synergy. TMI.

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Despite being happily married, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle have always felt something missing in their life and that was foals. While most adopt, Twilight has been working a way to give them a chance to have foals and she's finally done it. She's taken the transformation spell and modified it to change one's gender.

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I normally don't mention my Stocking Stuffer Series. It's kind of the thing you just sort of accept and move on, like your racist uncle at Thanksgiving. It exists, and accepting that means half our work as done.

My last one was an interesting exercise due to me writing it at the last minute for Valentine's Day, and being on so many different medications, I may have been hallucinating a little. Stocking Stuffer 3: Candy Ass was half of that fever dream. This was the other half.

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Everypony,

Latest commission story is complete and ready for publication, so if you're at all interested in some ahem funtimes on the Pie Family rock farm, watch for a little 9k romp, coming tomorrow!

Awaiting final preread before posting. Titled "Midnight Daydream", this is the climactic chapter in more ways than one, folks... you all wanted SunLight, you're going to get it. In spades. It's going to be the longest chapter of the story, and quite deservedly.

A teaser? Well... okay. But nothing suggestive. That's best saved for the full chapter so it can hit full force.

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[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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To all those lost souls who may have randomly stumbled on this page for some unknown reason.

In the coming weeks I may finally post some pony stories! Don't get hyped, though, as they will most likely be some silly, cloppy oneshots of questionable comedic value, and their sole reason of existence would be to pave a path for my more serious planned works.

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Wow this is awesome 90 of you strange people watch me. It brings a tear to my eye, thanks so much for all your support.

So onto my update. So first the farmer and the princess is doing great and is almost finished just needs the last chapters edited.

A rise of a new kind of magic just needs typed

Miss. Martini *Aka Applejack is on its way.

Sort of just giving you guys a quick update. An remember I am always up for suggestions.

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So!

Two days ago, I decided to post my first clopfic on this site. It's not a genre of writing I'm unfamiliar with, but I've never actually put it into a publishable story format. I was a little nervous, and that held me back from giving it a try for a little while. Should I post clop? Will anypony like it? Will it have any affect on my other stories?

I have to say, I'm kinda shocked at the response. In two days it turned into my most popular story on this site.

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Hello Everypony,

For those of you who are following it, thank DbzOrDie for commissioning a third chapter of Taking the Sun. Seems Luna is due for a bit of payback this time - but is Twilight Sparkle truly up to the task? Check it out and see!

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Ok so I've been battling with myself for the past few days on what to do, I'm canceling Conaterlot Chronicles because I feel as if I don't have a comfortable grip on a 3rd person story. So in the mean time I'm gonna continue the Romantic Equestria Romamce Series.

Now here comes the question; WHO DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE NEXT?

I've been raking it around my brain wondering on what to do so I want you guys to give me suggestions on who you think should be the next star of Romantic Equestria.

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Okay, before I say anything, I want to apologise for not updating for so long. I've got no excuse - PUT THOSE PITCHFORKS DOWN!!

Anyway, I'm back now and I'm ready to continue my stories. They shall be updated in the following order:

1.The Colt In The Everfree Forest
2.The Merchant Of Equestria!
3.Element Of Heroism!
4. One and A Million
5. A CLOP REQUEST (might be finished sooner than expected actually)
6.Bat Faunus In Equestria - THE REMAKE!

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I'm dealing with more depression than usual, which is again delaying my One Hoof Clopping updates.

I'm pondering removing the M/W/F update schedule note, but still planning to aim for M/W/F updates.

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My story review system is still being carefully crafted. In the interim, I need to decide how to split myself in twain. That's where you come in.

This is my best attempt at Hasbro thing. (Yes, they're copper.)

I need your help to decide where I should put my stories if they get naughty!

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Yes! I have returned! This time not to complain though. I need a favor internet, can someone please track down the post/picture that gives common words with it's synonyms listed? I'm writing and well... My wording could use a little pizazz so it doesn't seem so 2D.

Thanks in advance! Hopefully I can actually release something soon, my only real issue is if I should wait and release the whole story, or release as I write. I'm not very consistent, sooo...

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