14 more days before...before...something happens...

_{Unrelated Gallus, but Gallus is great so here you go anyway}

This isn't entirely a blog about video games. The site gets a lot of those, and they aren't necessarily fun to read - if nothing else, they're self-indulgent.

Neither is it entirely a blog about politics. The site gets a lot of those, and they tend to inspire lots of vitriol, justified or not.

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Drawcast Episode 5-Burnt Pancake feat Fluffy, Yoyo, and The Daring Cookie

(it’s just a link to the blog it’s in but it’s a ~50 minute video)

Just under the wire before the Series Finale (sniff ), here it is! Enjoy!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 5th installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", and for my 6th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's 6th outing as the title character: "Diamonds Are Forever".

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This video was another little something that I was inspired to create quite a while ago.

After seeing some "Bad Guy Falls in Poop" crossover videos, I couldn't help but want to make one of my own. The villain that falls into poop is Mario Zucchini, a character from the 2020 "Animal Crackers" movie who was also a henchman of the film's main antagonist: Horatio P. Huntington. Mario himself was voiced by the late Gilbert Gottfried.

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From a couple days ago:

Aragón: THAT'S IT

Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS

Aragón: I SOLVED IT

Aragón: LYRA IS POSH

Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO

Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

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Hey guys, your resident favorite dead/not dead pone fic writer here with some news, as evidenced by the title of said blog. I don't intend to bore you with fancy things, so I'll just cut right to it.

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I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

Still sane, Exile?

Hey, guys!

So yeah, I've been playing a lot of Path of Exile lately. Game's fun. It's free to play on Steam (and Xbox), and the new expansion is coming out on the 7th. So much hype!

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So, I made the schedule, and I try to follow it as best as i can, otherwise I would never ever EVER have written almost 200k words, but sometimes stuff just happens.
That stuff being my group mate's loading a lot of work my way, not that I mind, I rather like doing this stuff, but it has been very time consuming, and coupled with what I think is a writer's block, I haven't written very much. I'm not going to be able to make it till Sunday. I need more time.

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Hey, remember that time Celestia beat Chrysalis without even trying? And then revealed everything that’s ever happened in the show has been part of her plan? And then she flew around Equestria solving every problem and Luna popped out and gave you a blowjob?

No?

Well, shit. I wonder why.

…That’s pretty much the entire blog explained in exactly fifty words. A more in-depth analysis on this subject after the page break.

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That’s right, it’s December, and I’ve managed to get one of these out two months in a row, which is, like, totally a record.

Also, fair warning, some of the pony pictures might not be topical; that’s because I’ve got several tabs open with ones I was gonna use for a story or blog art for said story but at the rate things are going, I’ll’ve replaced my computer before that particular story sees the light of day.

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... but when I do, it's not-a-contest. Stay tuned because after over a year of writing colourful humans and Wallflower Blush, I guess it's time to reject humanity and return to horse.

So.

Give or take nine years ago to this day, I boldly created an avatar on GeneralZoid (IIRC) and shortly thereafter a FimFic account. I had ideas, and I wanted to share them with the world.

How that went is for the jury to decide.

Source

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So if I'm snarky/rude or giddy/slap-happy, I purely blame my lack of sleep last night. And the night before. And the night before that. And so on. I... am a light sleeper. If I hear-a-loud-noise/feel-something/see-a-bright-light, I will likely wake up. It also takes an hour or so of staying still to get to sleep... Blegh, it doesn't help when a certain someone I will not name decides to watch a movie/tv at normal volume.

Another blog, another delay. I'm just kind of stressed right now... so I avoid writing, and try to actually do the stuff I need to do.
Sorry to leave you guys hanging. Next chapter we will look a bit more on Sombra's thoughts, affected as they are ^^ hopefully it will be up next Sunday after this one.

Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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Yay!!!!!!

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