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Jul
24th
2015

Of Ponies, Dr Pepper and Five Nights at Freddys · 2:42pm Jul 24th, 2015

Okay! here I am again. See, I'm getting good at this regular thing ain't I? Well, I don't really have much to report to you lovely lot today. I basically had a wander around town (Moneyless cause I'm broke as hell) eyeing up certain games that I want but can't have until I get my money in a couple of weeks time. However, to pass the time I've been playing FNAF 4 (Five Nights at Freddy's 4) and I have to say that it's an amazing leap up from the other three games! The tension is unbelievable and

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Oct
5th
2015

I Wrote A Rap! · 5:18am Oct 5th, 2015

It's not really pony-related so I put it in a blog, but still I appreciate you taking the time to check it out :3

Screw tradition

We’re on a mission

To plug the gaps

That plague the system

So no one falls through

So dreams come true

So you can trust

What the leaders tell you



No more lies

No more weasel words

Write laws in English

Not 12,000 words

Build a system

That we understand

That we can fight for

That we can comprehend

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Mar
19th
2020

Trailer For My Next Piece Of Headcanon · 10:24am Mar 19th, 2020

There was a gloomy donkey, who lived a gloomy life
He had three gloomy children beside his gloomy wife

He lived upon a gloomy yard and worked his gloomy trade
By digging lots of gloomy graves with just his gloomy spade

But then one gloomy evening within that gloomy yard
The donkey dug a grave so deep it dug up something hard

All clean and pale and beautiful with pretty, pearly teeth
A pair of mighty curling horns but what lay underneath?

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Apr
6th
2019

Those Fickle Few · 7:19am Apr 6th, 2019

Fickle mistress, hear me thus,
whilst thou leave me to my ruckus?
Fickle mistress, who listens I hope,
whilst thou lend your wisdom to cope?
Fickle mistress, I am troubled with pain,
Whilst thou grant relief, that my suffering pertain?
Fickle mistress,
Whilst thou?


Happy Filthy Friday~.

May
15th
2016

Those of You With Children of Your Own, Let's Have Fun with Ponies! · 5:28pm May 15th, 2016

Apr
3rd
2020

Time Compensation · 10:31pm Apr 3rd, 2020

We keep contact brief
and hope it is leading,
to a sigh of relief,
once no one's left breathing.

Happy Clean Filthy Friday~.

Wash your hands, 30 seconds.

Nov
20th
2021

Hero to Zero - A Sprout Poem · 2:47am Nov 20th, 2021

With a cluster of coddling and egotistic incompetence,
Are the acts of a cult leader any coincidence?
I tried so hard to be a blind hero,
Now there's destruction, and I'm back to zero.

Emerging from the dust of chaos's aftermath,
Dismissed and exiled, now where is the right path?
Three tribes hug together as warmly besties,
As I'm drowning in the waters of my own insecurities.

The rising feels are up to my neck,
As my lips expel a final vent and beck.
Hoping they hear my call,

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Apr
3rd
2017

Naked Pictures and More Episodes for Season 7 · 7:53pm Apr 3rd, 2017

So the other day, somebody using a fake email address sent me nude photos of himself to me through Gmail at around 5:00 PM British time. If the person who sent me these inappropriate pictures happens to be one of you lot, then first of all; you must lift quite a bit to get arms like that. And second; don't do it again or I will put the pictures into a video and stick it on PornHub or XVideos. Then the whole world can see your hairy legs and saggy testicles. With that out of the way, here are

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Apr
5th
2018

Paul's Thursday Reviews CXI · 5:34pm Apr 5th, 2018

Two topics of note today. First is giving back to followers. Now, the truth is I've never been the type to thank every follower that comes along with a personal message saying so. It's redundant and, with that redundancy, begins to seem meaningless. But since I do appreciate my followers, I always struggled to find a way to thank them. In the last month, I finally came up with a solution: every time someone follows me, I add one of their stories to my RiL for later review. What better

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Aug
12th
2017

If You Weren't Afraid Afterwords and Q&A Answers! · 5:48am Aug 12th, 2017

Please note, spoilers for If You Weren’t Afraid lie below. Q&A answers can be found at the end of the blog post.


History

If You Weren’t Afraid has a bizarre history. Fitting, for a story I still consider to be pretty bizarre.

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Jul
20th
2021

I Said, I Love You like the Stars Above, I Love You till I Die · 5:21pm Jul 20th, 2021

Now and then I'll be working on something that's a little more intellectual in nature than my usual clownish bullshit, and whenever I do that? I always wonder aloud if I should write it serious, or try to make it funny.

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Jun
2nd
2017

Read It Later Reviews #77 – Where Your Heart Is, The Tail End of It, “Why do all our new adversaries rhyme with each other?”, Scootalift, Starry Night · 3:58pm Jun 2nd, 2017

They say that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

In the end, though, I generally find it more like rolling a rock down a hill – once you get started, it is a lot easier to keep going.

Today’s stories:

Where Your Heart Is by Cloudy Skies
The Tail End of It by ShortSkirtsAndExplosions
”Why do all our new adversaries rhyme with each other?” by Estee
Scootalift by Estee
Starry Night by AShadowOfCygnus

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