In the ruinous rubble of a huge city ravaged by war, two figures approached one another with heavy, measured tread. From one side strode a hulking, dark figure, dressed in cheaply made armor decorated with bones, looking like he was wearing a skeleton. His right arm reached up high in the caribou Heil position, but rather than a flat hand he clutched his severed head by one antler, his skull-covered helmet hiding his caribou face. From the other side, emerging from a large and fortified

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I didn't write this story solo, in fact, I'm more of the assist for this one. My good mate Prince Conjure just posted a story called Maud Pie Challenges Me To A Rap Battle. It is exactly what it sounds like, and it is utterly hilarious. I recommend a read. I wrote a couple of lines and helped him get it off the ground, and I aided him in fitting one of, if not the absolute, longest words in the English dictionary into a rhyme. Wanna see it?

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You gotta give everybody a new trend a new wave, something new to do.
Quavious Marshall (AKA Quavo)

TS Battle Rap by deviantARTist Tasogares-Target
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8koZcE-4-U

My recitation of Gummy's monologue from the "Slice of Life" episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkxrI22nc4

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)
The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by Robipony

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On top of my workload at work and trying to keep up with all my current and future stories, I'm also learning and practicing the art of hip hop. This has involved turning an extra closet of mine into a sound booth, using all the fanciest settings in Audacity, and staring puzzled at beat software, but every so often I'll take a couple hours and actually make a new track. Right now I'm working bit by bit on my third release, The XK-CD, but I've made a few pony-relevant songs in my career; some of

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Never would I have thought I'd be watching a group rap collab, let alone one about the Muppets... but damn this is some fine singing here.

My favorite verses are probably those for Gonzo and Rizzo (seriously, Dan Bull and JT are KILLING it there!), along with Muppet Labs, Miss Piggy, and Sam the Eagle. And having Statler and Waldorf pop in to crack jokes about the singers is the cherry on top.

My good friend Prince Conjure came to me recently with a brilliant idea. It was for a story called "Fluttershy Challenged Me To A Rap Battle". It is exactly as insane as you think it is. It is absolutely glorious.

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You can't compete with that. You just can't.

I'm also trying to post more again have to make up for two months...

Follow-up to MlpHero's blog post, maybe I'll make more of these, who knows. Enjoy the sweet revenge!

"Hey! Princess!"

"General Tempest? What-"

"What's this I heard from Hero about you insulting his songs?"

"Well, I wasn't wrong, his songs are anti-Equestrian and don't even get me started on the lyri-"

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Co-Written with Blu

“Melody Song- even though you’re good at everything, the only thing you can’t beat me at is compliments!”

“What?! No way, I’m the best around!”

“You mean the best around before I stepped onto the scene.”

“No way! I’m the best, no one’s better!”

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“Alright, that’s it! Enough! I’ve had it, I’m done! Mhm, you heard me! No more!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Look, I’m a writer, okay? I do so much stuff with my other content! And yet, the Rap Battles are more popular than my own stories! I can’t do it anymore!”

“Giving up so soon? There’s so many-”

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“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”

“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”

“So?! I’d die for him!”

“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”

“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”

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Date Of Release: August 26, 1997

Molotov is a Mexican rock band that formed in Mexico City, Mexico in 1995. It revolutionized the Rock en Español scene with what could be said and what new topics could be approached. The Band's member's consist of:

• Ismael "Tito" Fuentes de Garay (Guitar, Bass, Vocals)
• Miguel Ángel "Micky" Huidobro Preciado (Bass, Guitar, Drums, Vocals)

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Hey, anyone got any ideas for more rap battle pairs? In case you haven't seen them, just so you know, here's the ones I have so far:

Tempest Shadow v.s Twilight Sparkle -done
Ocellus Iris v.s Pharynx Elytron -done
Melody Song v.s Heath -done
Thorax Glyder v.s Pharynx Elytron -to do
Venom Stinger v.s Pharynx Elytron -to post

I only have one rule: if it's an OC, it must be an OC I've heard of, so I know how to write them

Any ideas? Seriously, I need ideas

Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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“So… why are we doing this again?”

“Because Melody’s making us.”

“No! We’re doing this because it’s fun!”

“So far it hasn’t been fun.”

“Okay, so maybe you got beat up last time-”

“Wait, what?”

“-But this time, you’re doing it with Tempest, she wouldn’t hurt her own boyfriend.”

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Music for snowflakes
While I tend to not like this kind of music, but the message is good and I can understand the lyrics.