Luna: Without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.

Celestia: Thank you for your sacrifice.

Rainbow: Wow...this line is as straight as I am.

Zephyr: I’m not sure if I should address that fact that you came out to me or that you just insulted my drawing.

Tempest: What your favorite fruit?

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Spike: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me up it’s not because I lied, it’s because I failed.

"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me." - Captain Nemo, "Mysterious Island" (1961)

Random A Hole: Do you know who my parents are?!

Pharynx: Why? Are you adopted or something?

Fluttershy: Let me see what you have.

Pharynx: A KNIFE!

Fluttershy: NO!

Fluttershy: We are all just skeletons wearing meat suits.

Rainbow Dash:...what?

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Thorax: What are you writing?

Pharynx: The Instructor wants to know how many weapons I have back in our room. I’m letting them know it’s private information.

Thorax:...but this just says “f**k around and find out” in calligraphy...

Pharynx: Mhm!

Chrysalis: Scared?

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Fluttershy: Are you okay?

Discord: Yes.

Fluttershy: Are you hurt?

Discord: No.

Fluttershy: *smacks him* Then what were you thinking?!

Cozy: ...And that’s my plan.

Tirek: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound rude.

Cozy: Go ahead, let’s hear it.

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Discord: I can’t believe they tried to stab me!

Starlight: Chill, your like, immortal. You’ll be fine.

Discord: I have feelings, Starlight!

Pharynx: ARE YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: IDIOT!

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Pharynx: *clears throat*

Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.

Sunset: Do not erase the memories of my friends.

Wallflower:

Wallflower: [Read 12:05]

Sunset: This is a verbal conversation-

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Tirek: I tried your plan. It’s a failure.

Cozy & Chrysalis: You didn’t try anything.

Tirek: I ran it through my head. It didn’t work.

"You try, you fail. You try, you fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying. Try again."

"I see...I see...pain! (plucks a feather)"

"OW!"

"And anger. (rips off a chunk of silk)"

"How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!"

While reading the Comments section of the Fic: "The Forsaken" by LiquidAmber5 I found one comment by a Certain user that goes by the name of General Jo and has now become my Favorite comment/quote on this site!

"Inquisitor Sparkle, with all respect, is the Friendship Cannon really the only solution?

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Cozy: I have an idea!

Tirek: No stabbing.

Cozy: I no longer have an idea.

Thorax: How could anyone say Pharynx is evil? He the most precious changeling I’ve ever met!

Pharynx, covered in blood: Yeah, I’m adorable!

Discord: *Falls down the stairs*

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Thorax, getting a minimum of 8 hours of sleep each night: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!

Pharynx: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep over the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.

Gallus: I hope the light at the at end of tunnel is a train.

Cozy Glow: I’d snap your neck.

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Pharynx: I’d like to apologize to anyone who I haven’t offended yet.

Pharynx: Please be patient, I’ll get to you shortly.

Tempest: All the haters are like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Tempest: And it’s like, I’m wanted by loads of people, okay? That’s the price of being bad*ss.

Tempest: Anyways, I did commit a smidge of treason-

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Pharynx: *is kidnapped by Generic Villan #1*

GV#1: I have him! Try anything, and he gets it!

Thorax: Don’t kill him!

GV#1: I won’t do anything as long as I get was I want-

Thorax: No, not you. Pharynx, do not kill him!

Gv#1: w...what?

Rainbow: Twilight, give me your hairdryer!

Twilight: My what?

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Pharynx: Oh no. It’s dark and there are two armed creature lurking within.

Pharynx, flicking on the light switch: Whatever will I do?

Fancy Pants: *holds door open for Rarity* After you.

Rarity: No, after you.

Fancy Pants: I insist, after you-

Fleur de Lis. *pushing past both of them* After me.

Twilight: This is stupid!

Rainbow: What isn’t at this point?

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Thorax: Wanna play a game?

Fluttershy: Sure, what’s the game.

Thorax: It’s called “Thorax or Steve.” I’ll tell you recent things Pharynx has said, and you have to guess if he said it to me or his pet centipede.

Fluttershy: Okay, shouldn’t be too hard-

Thorax: Number one—“I would die for you.”

Fluttershy:...I stand corrected.

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Cozy: *giggles cutely*

Cozy: I’m going to snap!

Luna: hahaha....ha...hahaha...

Celestia:...is this a good laugh or a bad laugh?

Luna: hahaha...AHAHAHAHAhahaha...

Celestia: The longer this goes on, the more I think this is a bad laugh.

Starlight: The school staff doesn’t play favorites!

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