Already 499 blogs... what should I do for the next one? I wanna write a song and dedicate it to a very special LADY... but the fact that I CANT think of an idea for a song is BUGGING me! Can I count on you to help me? It'd be a CATACLYSM without you guys! I want her to know that she's my LUCKY CHARM... I'll PUNISH myself if I can't get this WRITE!

Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!

Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?

I'm standing in the line at MCM Birmingham Comic Con! I've seen people in pony shirts and I just saw a ginger dude with bread strapped to his chest with a sign that said "the Ginger Bread Man."

Needless to say, I'm amused.

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Found the wierdest thing in my operators box today. To be honest, i'm not sure whether to laugh at it or cry. Unfortunately, it's nsfw so I cant link it or put in a photo. Ill send it in pm if you want to see it.

Well, I have an amusing tale from the threads to tell today. See below for punnery!

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Just curious: is there a group or something on this site for discussing possible pony puns to use in stories? Such as for naming places that haven't been mentioned in the show?

A common one I've come across is that "Paris, France" is "Maris, Prance" which makes "French" into "Prench." Although "French" does seem to have been mentioned on the show a little...

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I bet Sunset likes her eggs….

SUNNY-SIDE UP!!!

Haha.LOL.
I’m a horrible human being.

Because they didn't get the joke.

ouch

what the hay

pinkie pink what were u think

ing

o no spuck i tihnk my ankles totally spucked

“My door’s always open.”

“Okay, thanks man—”

“No seriously, my bathroom door is always open. We kept trying to fix it, but it’s seriously jammed.”

“...”

-is very cute
FH is quite interesting, being born as an alicorn. And made the path for genious puns, like:
Brace yourselves, Frozen 2 is coming
Staff Wars 2: The Larson strikes back
...and the worries will she outlive her parents for thousands of years, her friends, aunt, family... maybe even the former princesses!
Come on, you thought of it when Cadance and Twilight happened, but not now?
Depressive bronies, I am dissapoint.

Seriously?

Millions of words of horse puns and no-one has talked about the astronomares yet?

I am disappoint getting right on that, then.

Alternate Title: I can pun.

And here we are, ladies and gents. Chapter 7, and another showing of ship-to-ship combat! Time to pick up your guns, load in your shotgun shells, put on your armor, and kick some ass!

Of course, we also get some development. I wonder just how much was covered in this chapter? It's certainly our longest one yet, and it's now earned a new genre tag!

Mystery.

OoooOOOoooo... spooky!

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Holey (Muff) Diver

As birthday colt could testify, I was feeling rather silly and witty last night.

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The monster the Mane Six are fighting is a panda.

With a ring on its tail.

Panda-ring.

Pandering.

That probably wasn't intentional, but knowing Larson, it probably was.

Other puns include: someone jumping over a toy shark in the background, and the fact that the entire episode centered around Matilda and Cranky's wedding, aka ass kissing.

And what is that, you ask?

Write a story in under two hours.

Now go read it. Plz?