GOOOOOOD MORNING! Lets get ready to Paaaaaar-tay!

And it was the first thing I've eaten there that disappointed me. I mean, I don't like the Cajun fries, but that's just because I'm a weak baby man.

But the grilled cheese? It was cute, because they flip the two halves of the bun over before they grill them.

But it was just...

I mean, it was way too...

What I'm trying to say is...

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Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming. Apparently, my headcanon has been very persuasive once again with my latest story, Yaks Not Ponies. So persuasive, in fact, that it made the Feature Box. And to think the story spawned out of frustration at the amount of unnecessary flak the yaks got for their over-the-top behavior.

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No. Really. It's about poop.

At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.

Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.

-Pencil

So, you've been on Facebook, you may have seen this:

Well, I'd thought I'd give it a try. But, instead of doing a short sentence, I tried to see if could give me something a bit more substantial.

It did not disappoint.

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In seriousness, I loved the episode. A bit more below.

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Well. Fuck yaks, first of all.

I will give the episode this. It added infinitely to the reservoir of freaky Pinkie faces, and that's never a bad thing. Also, return of Cherry Jubilee, which ain't bad. No Cheese Sandwich, though; I thought I saw mention of him being in this one.

And Beatles reference. Friend of mine would appreciate that one.

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Once again I got Prane and Gulheru with me to review another episode! So that episode was basically Yaks smashing everything, right? Yeah basically with some other things. Because if it's not perfect, Yaks don't like it!!! SMASH! So wanna see less smashing and more reviewing? Get it below!

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It seems that Hasbro has used up all their "Preview Power" on Slice of Life, because we've been getting ZIP about the new episode tomorrow. This scares/excites me.

So, um, yeah! How 'bout dem Yaks!? I know scoots2 will be happy

Looks good, people. Can't waiiiiiit!

Nobody asked, but here ya go My thoughts on this week's episode, Party Pooped.

Spoilers. You've been warned.

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Can I just say Pinkie Pie's the best pony, drop the mic, and walk away?

No, that won't fly? Alright, but I'm doing this on MY TERMS! Namely listening to the Thomas Episode Bulldog because there was a scene that made me think of the pure awesome of Duke.

I'll show you simply what makes this amazing.

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Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

So! as the show has progressed and I have procrastinated, there's a lot of stuff that frankly is outright contradicted by canon. Thankfully, the RiMverse is an AU so canon is not a huge issue, however it does mean I will have to make some formal announcements just in case.

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I was driving this morning (well, yesterday morning, since it is already Thursday) back home on an unusual road, from a distant town that I had never been to, and I suffered a small incident. I was driving on a road in an unpopulated area, at 100 kilometers per hour, very calm, confident that Google Maps would take me home safely, when suddenly the GPS tells me to deviate from the road and take a dirt road. The reasonable thing to do would have been to ignore the GPS and continue on the road,

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Frenemies Talk, Chapter X: Party Pooped

The yaks are coming! The yaks are coming!

"So what?" I ask. Then I watch the episode. Then I blow a raspberry and keep on going. The day was saved once more, a war was even averted, but that's pretty much it. Not too hooked on the episode, but it has been an enjoyable one to watch, at least. And even more satisfying to discuss, as we are joined by Miss Spectrum once again in our quest!

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