I have worked on helping prostitutes for years. Although many police rape prostitutes (they extort free sex for not arresting, which is rape) and rob prostitutes (they extort money out of prostitutes for not arresting them, which is theft), but I always figured that these are bad apples. Indeed, I work with the former cop, Norma Jean Almodovar and a working police-officer —— ¡wild horses could not get me to divulge his name!

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The epilogue for Good to be Bad is out! I'm officially calling the story complete. I hope those who read it enjoy it, I love writing bad girl Sunset.

- Purple Birb

Hopefully, the alphabet people won't call for hate crime charges against these poor horses.

Even the horses know can tell.

Poor horses.

NPC Twitter User: I'm so sorry you have to deal with this.

"Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured
Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost
Nothing further than proof, nothing wilder than youth
Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine
Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind
Nothing I couldn't say
Nothing why 'cause today
Nothing rhymed"
- Gilbert O'Sullivan

Just thought I'd get some things off my chest here.

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Expect a new story out tonight.

I promised that story would be out the same year I announced. Look who delievered on time.

On a side note, Starlight Fixes Everything is still being worked on, and I'm still a part of it, so keep a look out for season 7 in a couple weeks.

- Dat birb

Have you ever felt the burning desire to see a Pony Princess as a cop?

No?

...Just me then, huh?

Check out my new story, 'Coplestia'!

(Shattered Skies chapter releases wednesday, the need to know releases a week from wednesday)

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Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/1957617

Plumsweet's a case of 'what I planned for the character' and 'what the character planned for themselves' became two very different entities.

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Yep, that's right, the songs for the upcoming final battle with King Grogar the Necromancer have been chosen. I won't give away the songs exactly, but expect music from Megadeth, the Police, Sabaton and more!

What could have been...

What should have been...

What can be...

What may eventually be...

...here in the US

That's how blm, antifa, socialists and people on the left in general should be treated.

Honestly, they'd be lucky to be treated so humanely.

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Hey folks!

Sorry I haven't updated anything on the site in ages. But that's going to change shortly. I presently have over 50k of unpublished pony words on my computer. Why? Because I have been terrible about actually FINISHING (or in some cases, polishing) some of them. But I've been writing; you just haven't been seeing them.

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So Flipper Choco's an original character made from the My Little Pony franchise, under the Power Ponies sub-universe. Of course, I've been busy trying to map out his personality, but it seems I can't put his overall appearance on a base. Not every OC has to start with a female one, right? ^_^

Here are the character details:

Name: Flipper Chocolate

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Do you think that Rainbow Dash has a lot of fines for going to fast or entering no fly zones? I don't mean the hole in the front of your pants. Ponies don't really wear a lot of clothing anyway.

But this brings up a point, how do ponies handle such matters? I know speeding tickets are a viable source of revenue for cities, counties and heck states. You can always tell when one of them is worried about not making their quota when the speed traps pop up in areas you wouldn't expect

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Another day, another chapter. Last time we had: a confessional that experienced two biblical plagues; a priest who died of shock from said plagues; and a nun that doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.

And to think that is all a step down in amount of destruction from chapter 2.

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So funny thing happened last night.

I don't have a phone that can play Pokemon GO, but my friend does. When he told me he downloaded it, I offered to drive him around so he could try it out. I thought this would take an hour.

Ha. Ha. HAH.

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