So some of you are probably wondering where the next story is (well, probably not, but work with me here). The reason it's taking a long time is because it's a bigger story: multi-chapters, each about 4,000 to 5,000 words each.
When will they be done? Well, I've already written two of them and the third one's about half done.
Where are they? That's a little harder to explain.

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What I mean is what do you see as the best kind of twist? Answer in the comments below, and try to keep the format like the example below so it's easy for others to read. Thank you!

Example:

Media:
(game, movie, book, etc.)
Twist:
(words here)
Reason:
(words here)
Example from Media:

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Time to go back to the ol' regular icon, I suppose.

EDIT: HSSSSSSSSSS NOBODY SAW THAT

EDIT AGAIN: SEE COMMENTS, I AM PRETENDING TO BE A RAINBOWBUG AS DELIBERATE AND IRONIC PERFORMANCE ART

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCREENSHOTS WHICH MAY HAVE BEEN CLAIMED TO EXIST OF PRIOR MISTAKES WHICH DID NOT OCCUR

Tonight I find myself with 99 problems, and a leather queen is one.

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The plan for Doggy Style is to have a max of 3 chapters and chapter 2 is part way done as I type this. I hope to have it out by this weekend if I can find motivation to keep working on it and find a good editor once I am done.

I thank you all so much for enjoying this story so much! Not a day gose by where people still aren't favoriting it and liking it! It is my most popular story and I hope you all enjoy the next chapter

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Random pony idea. The Main 6 all have novels, comics, and other media based on them. Or roughly based on them. Along with merchandise. Their reactions to this stuff could be fun. And very lewd.

Dash: "So, what's a flesh light? I mean, if it's a flashlight, it's blocked by the bits on it. Why do they match my fur?"

Rarity: "I can't bring myself to tell her....."

Fluttershy: "I'm actually surprised she doesn't know what one is, I mean I even know."

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As it turns out, there are a multitude of hot mares in Ponyville who are all down for casual sex. Downright enthusiastic for it, in a wide variety of ways with a wide variety of partners. But they only appear one at a time and at random moments. And the truth is... They're all one mare.

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You might be wondering why I haven’t written much lately. One excuse is that Turner Classic Movies has been having weekly monster movie marathon’s. They do this every year. It’s usually Universal and Hammer films, but this year they’ve been showing classic Godzilla movies.

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I dunno what to do with regards to the future of Pony Plots. Specifically, the current arc. I’m not stopping, that’s for sure, I’m just . . . On the fence, regarding where to take it. The story I’ve been coming up with for this arc tends to be more serious, and even more action oriented, than the previous ones, but now I’m not sure that’s right. Part of me wants to take it back to more of what it used to be, with some random comical happenings with maybe an important lesson or two thrown in

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First off: noticing some plateau-ing in my follower count. People leaving, new people joining. Mixed feelings about that, but one can only assume I'm not catering to people as much as I should.

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In the distant past of Equestria, there were far more rogue wizards and warlocks than one could imagine. And of these magic users, a few decided in secret to create their own race of ponies. A race of clockwork ponies, with gears and pistons and ball joints of metal driving them. Within each pony, a magical crystal encoded with runes and magical equations, a magical computer to drive the being forward.

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So I had this dream last night that seemed to have three different plots going for it simultaneously.

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Good news everypony! Chapter 7 of "A Bartender in Equestria" is right on schedule! Mmmm yes.

I won't spoil too much of the following chapter but needless to say we meet a few key members of the quest to hopefully cure Killian! But what will happen when symptoms of his sickness arise? Adventure, drinking, lust, this and so much more as our hero embarks on a quest that will surely be filled with danger!

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I have a probably stupid habit of revising my old stories, especially the long ones. Usually I just reword; sometimes I emphasize something different.

(Guys. I had Celestia say there were 6 ponies in the room in "Mortality Report" when there were 5 ponies in the room. None of you were OCD enough to catch that? Seriously?)

I was going over "The Mailmare" and got checked hard. That first scene. Urgh.

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Okay, so. I'm writing this from my phone, hence it being short(ish), and too the point.

As an update, once again, the next chapter of Pony Plots may be late. I've not even started working on it yet.

My muse has recently become obsessed with ideas for the future of the story, rather than the immediate necessities if the current arc.

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Uh, hypothetically speaking if both Cadance and Celestia were to hear a pretty depressing story out of earshot, but didn't want to startle a rather powerful pony into attacking, who would lose their cool the quickest to deliver an emergency hug/snuggle/nuzzle?

Twilight: Teleports right into Celestia's bedroom "LUNA WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?! YOU TOLD ME CELESTIA IS DEAD?! HOW?! WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Luna: "Oh! Hello Twilight Sparkle. Yes, our sister has died."

A little filly alicorn with pink hair is on the bed.

Luna: "There she is."

Twilight: "..." Twilight .exe has failed

Luna: "You see, to allow alicorns to survive so long, every so often we undergo a regeneration cycle where we die, and are reborn."

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So, it turns out that Flash Sentry does notice that he's not making a lot of progress in getting Twilight's affections, and she's not making much progress either. But Flash notices that there is something Twilight pays a LOT of attention to: Fighting and then reforming villains. So...

Flash Sentry: "You can't stop me, Twilight! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'm a monster now! I gave in... I've done terrible things... I am now PURE EVIL!"

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Alicorn ascension is a subject for a lot of fics, and it can be done badly. But it could also be done in interesting ways. For instance, by accident.

An Earth pony family digs deep into the Earth Pony Magic during foalbirth. Tapping into the magic of the Earth, as far as they can to keep their foal alive. And when he comes out, the foal... Ascended into an alicorn.

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