Due to all of the bullshit that has come out about Toon Kritic (If you are not aware of his open pedophile I have made an ever blog post detailing it and my very angry opinions on the matter) and the open laziness from the entire community to do nothing more than sweep all of this bullshit under the rug and move on as if nothing had happen, and then being angry when the public continues to rip them to shreds for doing so.

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This may be the stupidest World Cup ever (not made better by Senegal's coach looking like my weed guy), but we have to finally win it for once.

UUUUGGGHHH JFC.

I WAS WORKING ON A STORY FOR THE PAST HOUR OR SO, AND I'D GOTTEN A GOOD AMOUNT DONE. BUT LIFE SEEMS TO HATE ME AND EVERYTHING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY SO LO AND BEHOLD MY COMPUTER CRASHES. DELETING EVERYTHING I'D BEEN WORKING ON. WHHHHHYYYYY?!

I hate California...

Those who plan on living in good 'ol Cali, don't go through with it. It's not what it's cracked up to be, and those who are living in Cali along with me, find a way to move away. Believe me, I'm considering moving back to Nevada. And even that place is bad, but at least it gets more breaks from the heat than Cali does!

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Was this slotted for 1/3? Yes. Was it done at that time? Yes. Did I post it? No
These are the last five of my current roundup; two more are pending reviews and my reading list is full! But, I've received delightful feedback from authors, and absolutely want to keep doing this.

Remember, upvote and comment on stories you like; and leave an upvote on stories you read when you can overall! Downvote bombing is hell on this site.

As for the mane event...

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So, I'm going to present two summaries here. One is for a story I wrote for someone (unpublished), and the other story is by someone else (also unpublished).

The game? Which one is weirder.

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[FiMFic decided to randomly post this earlier before I was even finished writing it. Somehow. That was a tad embarrassing...]

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Maybe you have heard the news of the assassination of a Russian ambassador in Turkey by now?

Well, someone named Gersh Kuntzman has apparently decided that the assassination was by no means a despicable fact, and that the diplomat's murderer was a "soldier" and not a terrorist.

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"This wouldn't pass a creative writing class."
"My history class wouldn't accept this source."

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For the first time in my six years here, I have blocked a follower.

Two things drive me to write fan fiction.

1. My own imagination and inspiration.
2. Reader feedback on existing chapters.

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IN WHICH I WORK THROUGH THE ITIS
I had a big ol' Southern style lunch, so I'm gonna try not to fall asleep. No promises. Enjoy this insanity:

I think many of my readers are too young to remember Saint Ronald of Reagan and/or Genesis. Oh well…

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Ok, so, good news and bad news. Good news is, I can get back to writing! Bad news is, my old computer has pretty much all but crapped out and died, and I just used nearly $400 to buy an emergency one.

I don't know how good it is, because it is refurbished, but I do know that I'm going to stress test the living hell out of it for the next couple days to make sure it can keep up with the worst of it. I'm currently re-downloading a bunch of things I'll need in the future, in fact.

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I've never asked for anything much in my life.

I don't go seeking attention. I don't strive for recognition. I don't care much about making long-time friends. I don't expect much of anything in return. I don't even have the power in me to hate another person, even if they hate my guts. I literally ask for nothing. The only thing I've ever done is be nice. As you can expect, while you might hear the term, ''smile and wave'', it comes with a downside.

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EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.

Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind

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