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Sep
19th
2016

Ramirez DePietro Appreciation Day · 11:09am Sep 19th, 2016

Ahoy there, mateys! A fine International Talk Like a Pirate Day to all o' ye. Don't fret, I'll not be gabbin' in ship lingo all day. This only be an announcement for all hands aboard the good ship Sea FoME.

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Oct
27th
2015

Considering a NaNo · 12:51am Oct 27th, 2015

Hey ho there my horse buddies! I have been tossing around the idea of bucking down and doing a Nano Wrimo this November. Now I'm guessing you folks may see a rub here "How the fuck is this dick gonna do that AND get me my favorite brand of SunDazzling fictional goodness?!" And dear strawman I have an answer for you, quite simply if I choose to try and get a NaNo complete I might actually need a full month between chapters. Ok please, put the pitchforks and gelding knives away, I know I'm scum

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Report volcodom · 479 views · #NaNo #Pirates #Orcs #D&D
Dec
17th
2015

The Deed is Done · 1:19am Dec 17th, 2015

I submitted my first pony fic! YAY! :pinkiehappy:

Jul
19th
2018

Under Crimson Sails Cover Art · 5:41am Jul 19th, 2018

Well thanks to the awesome pridark I now have a cover art for under crimson sails.

Though the story is a little less anthropomorphic then this art shows, it is still a good image and represents both the crew and the story very closely. so go ahead and show her some love.


Comm. Crimson Pirates

Sep
20th
2021

Argh! I forgot yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day! · 3:57pm Sep 20th, 2021

I blame Deltarune. And Reddit. And an ear infection I contracted last week (and still currently suffering from because my left ear is swollen shut).

BTW, the image comes from this story:

EThe Infuriating Misadventures of Darkstar Lightbringer
Apparently Twilight Sparkle has a younger brother. Who is an alicorn. And colored in black and red.
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Feb
20th
2019

I wrote a (non-pony) book - A PIRATE BOOK! · 9:59pm Feb 20th, 2019

My (non-pony) pirate book “A Merry Life, and a Short One” is out!

It’s brief and picture-heavy and rather silly, but most importantly, MY BOOK IS OUT.

"A Merry Life, and a Short One: Unhelpful Self-Help and Terrible Advice from the Golden Age of Piracy"

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Sep
19th
2023

Ahoy tharrrgh! · 1:03pm Sep 19th, 2023

Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day.

If I don't see any of ye landlubbers talkin' like salty seadogs, I'm makin' ye walk the plank!

Sep
20th
2016

Happy "Talk Like a Pirate Day" from Turing Test! · 3:34am Sep 20th, 2016

Yar, me hearties! I know it be late fer a few of ye overseas, but I had t' get this in fer me favorite holiday. So, avast, ye swabs, fer me best mare Turing Test dressed up fer the occasion! May yer coffers be ever lined with booty, an' yer gears turn ever faithful, mateys. :heart:


Beep boop arrr. Shiver me servos.

May
15th
2020

At World's End — How to Build the Perfect Action Sequence | Film Perfection · 2:17pm May 15th, 2020

Nov
24th
2015

I Wrote Short Stories. (You can have them for free.) · 12:45am Nov 24th, 2015

Hello to everyone who reads this blog. (All four of you, so far.)

So, I wrote a book -- Pirate's Story: The City of Mists. It's on sale on Amazon, etc. etc. I'd love it if you bought it, read it, or just told someone about it.

But how do you know I don't write crap? Well, you could read my stories here, but what about stuff that isn't filled with homicidal ponies? How about a few free short stories?

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Report Erisn · 378 views · #pirate #story #smashwords #free #book #novel
Nov
22nd
2022

Enemies of Solaria - The Heralds of Lightning · 5:36pm Nov 22nd, 2022

“Lightning strikes in the sky,
Thunder peals on high,
While we sail the sea of clouds,
There is glory to be won,
Before the setting of the sun,
Let the storm be our call!
Our call!
Let the storm be our call!”

-The first stanza of the Heralds of Lightning shanty “Let the storm be our call.”

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Jul
24th
2016

Friendship is Card Games: My Little Pirate: Friendship Ahoy · 10:54am Jul 24th, 2016

This week’s entry presented an unfortunate challenge. Namely, there didn’t appear to be a name for the storyline as a whole. Each issue is identified, but there’s nothing for the whole arc... or so I thought. DannyJ gave me the information found here when the comics refused to. With that marked on the map, let’s set sail

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Jun
10th
2017

My Thoughts — Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · 3:41pm Jun 10th, 2017

Getting ought up on the Pirates series since i'm planning on catching the 'last' one tomorrow, and I'd missed #4. Thought I'd write about it. More behind the cut, spoiler free, if you care.

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Jun
11th
2017

My Thoughts — Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge · 7:14pm Jun 11th, 2017

Had a blast with this one.

And I thought it was a bit more important then usual to point that out, because seems like this one is one of those films that the general audience loves, but critics loath with all their hearts.

Seems it a mix of the fantasy and pirates thing—which I must personally admit find about as meaningful and fair a bit of critique as if somebody would be shocked that Toyota's next project is another car aimed at the main-stream—and the break-neck pace.

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Sep
18th
2017

With Catlike Trot... · 2:53pm Sep 18th, 2017

...is the name of a quest in the current event in the Gameloft MLP game, and something which has sent me off composing the entire Equestrian version of the Pirates of Penzance.

Oddly enough, it works surprisingly well.

<excerpt>

SHINING ARMOR (a Guard Captain)

To gain a brief advantage you've contrived,
But your proud triumph will not be long-lived

PINKIE PIE (a Pirate Queen, engaged in a Boarding Party)

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Jul
16th
2015

Fall of Equestria: Caribou Chantey · 7:58am Jul 16th, 2015

So, I recently watched this funny clip from Key and Peele.

I didn't really get the joke until the story about the doctor. That's one of the oldest riddles for illustrating gender stereotypes and it was so cliche as to be hilarious.

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Jan
25th
2018

The Sirens as Power Rangers? · 11:06pm Jan 25th, 2018

Yep. for the upcoming Power Rangers Galactic Pirates, Adagio, Sonata and Aria as the Topaz, Sapphire and Amethyst Rangers. Also the helmets are done up like sharks: Great White for Adagio, Blue Shark for Sonata and Tiger Shark for Aria.

What do you think?

Aug
6th
2015

New Ship, Old Traditions · 1:24am Aug 6th, 2015

I've got me own vessel now, and in the grand tradition of piracy, it must be christened. It is with a hand shaky from alcoholism and a heart proud from the adversity of clicking the "New Account" button and all the trials that followed that I apply the stencil reading "The Everlasting Disappointment" to the side of this canoe while pretending to say a prayer.

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Apr
12th
2019

13 Alestorm - You are a Pirate lyrics · 2:46am Apr 12th, 2019

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,

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Feb
19th
2024

Punk Ass Pirate Donkey · 1:36am February 19th

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