Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed. Here's the recipe for the

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Before I begin, I must thank AlwaysDressesInStyle for not only pre-reading, but also giving me the opportunity to write a story in his 16-verse (Car Wash-verse? Mustangs with Mustangs-verse?)

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So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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1st, yes i am still doing this xD
2nd, even if i used only one frame per line (which i won't :L), i'd have 57 frames left

christian and gay? hell yeahhhhhh

(ha. that was a pun.)

THAT TODAY IS PI DAY!!!!

HAPPY 3-14 TO MY FELLOW MATH NERDS

I USED TO GET SUPER DUPER EXCITED FOR THIS DAY
ESPECIALLY LAST YEAR

BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT TODAY
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF

I USED TO HAVE MY MOM GET PIES EVERY PI DAY
SO I COULD HAVE PI PIE

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Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready

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guessss what i did instead of being productive this morning

I got into rarity closet cosplay!
Yay!

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I sincerely wish you all a happy and Holy Christmas, and I hope you and yours are all doing well with many happy returns for the new year and beyond.

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So i got some cosplay wigs for Christmas...

This is what happens when you mix a blag wig with a bored cosplayer who loves asami sato

Note: this was just a closet cosplay because i haven't started on my actual cosplay

Bonus: animal pics!
My puppy dog asher:

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I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!