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Jan
17th
2019

My Movie Review on Mr. Holmes · 8:56pm Jan 17th, 2019

What’s up, Kemosabes? AMU back in the house.

Today, I will be reviewing Mr. Holmes.

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Oct
2nd
2016

Legend of Everfree Review · 6:24pm Oct 2nd, 2016

Well, I'm sure by now many of you have either seen the leaked English version from the Brazilian broadcast a week ago, or the official Netflix release that came out yesterday. For those of who you still haven't because you're waiting on the DVD release (there's no word on when or if it'll get a television broadcast):

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Apr
6th
2018

My Little Pony The Movie Review · 7:01pm Apr 6th, 2018

The spoilers tag probably isn't warranted, seeing as the movie's been out on DVD/Blu-Ray for quite a while, not to mention digital media. But all the same there are those who probably haven't seen the movie yet for whatever reason. So I'd erring on the side of caution.

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Mar
4th
2018

My thoughts on the movie "Strange Magic" · 2:14am Mar 4th, 2018

Jan
29th
2022

Upcoming Movie Reviews for February · 3:19pm Jan 29th, 2022


Venom: Let There Be Carnage (Feb 1st)


Batman 1989 (Feb 3rd)


Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Feb 8th) requested by Darth Severus


Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Feb 10th)


Madly Madagascar (Feb 15th)


Shrek (Feb 17th)


Open Season 3 (Feb 22nd)


Frozen (Feb 24th)

Aug
5th
2020

Two DC Movie Reviews (Links in Post!) · 8:24pm Aug 5th, 2020

Hey everyone.

Just for the hell of it, I thought I'd share two movie write-ups I'd done in previous months on DA, about two wildly different DC Comics-based movies from last year.

I am referring, of course, to Shazam, and Joker.

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Jul
2nd
2019

Movie Review: Dumbo (2019) · 5:12am Jul 2nd, 2019

Okay, let me come out and say it right out the gate: I'm *really* not a fan of Disney's current practice of releasing live-action remakes of their animated films. To me, the practice just screams either "lack of new ideas" or "blatant cash grab". And as a further point, I also raise my eyebrows at the thought of remaking such films as The Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King to be in live-action; given either the lack of human characters/plethora of animal

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Aug
17th
2019

Movie Review: Snatch · 1:04am Aug 17th, 2019

The first movie I saw directed by Guy Ritchie was when I was in high school. The 2009 Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law as Holmes and Watson. I personally thought the film was just all right (though I liked it more than my sister and father did), and while I saw the sequel later, I was never tempted to check out any of the director's other work.

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Nov
30th
2021

Update and Upcoming Movie Reviews for December · 7:06pm Nov 30th, 2021

Hey, guys. Mr. J here.

Just to let you all know that I am no longer taking movie review requests at this time as the year is winding down to a close. Therefore, all the previous requests you have sent me will have to be taken care of for next year. So here are the upcoming movie reviews for the last month of year as follows:

Batman Returns (December 1st)

Cars 3 (Dec. 3rd)

Kung Fu Panda Holiday (Dec. 6th)

Merry Madagascar (Dec 8th)

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Jan
15th
2022

Movie Review: Belle · 5:07am Jan 15th, 2022

https://www.movietickets.com/movie/belle/2b36e9d3-52e7-368c-ab88-5ae13cf62d51

Find a theater near you showing it, and go watch it. It is a beautifully animated, well directed movie with wonderful music. Go see it! You won't be disappointed!

Nov
19th
2023

Tonight’s update · 10:17pm Nov 19th, 2023

Hey, guys.

My Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania review will be postponed until tomorrow as I’m not in a happy mood right now. Hopefully tomorrow, I’ll be in better spirits so I can publish my coherent thoughts on the movie.


Peace out.

Dec
30th
2016

My thoughts on the movie "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" · 10:39pm Dec 30th, 2016

Jan
26th
2018

Pascoite reviews an old anime movie because why not · 10:45pm Jan 26th, 2018

I don't know at what point they started, but the Sci-Fi Channel (as it was called back then) used to run an event once a year where they'd play an anime movie each night for a week during the summer. It had gone on at least a couple years before I watched it, either because our cable package hadn't included the channel to that point or because I just wasn't aware they were doing so. This was in the mid 90s, and I only caught the last two years of it. And of the 4 movies they played (one was

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Report Pascoite · 434 views · #anime #movie review
Feb
22nd
2019

TV Show Review: "Simba Junior Goes To New York And The World Cup" (1998) · 3:21am Feb 22nd, 2019

DISCLAIMER: Yes, that is the full title. You can't make this stuff up.

Also, you might want to check out my previous review here to get a better idea of the horrors of which I am about to describe to you.

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Apr
19th
2019

My thoughts on the movie "Hellboy (2019)" · 2:12am Apr 19th, 2019

My Editor: You need to review that movie we just went to see
Me: WHAT?!? NOOOO!! THAT PIECE OF SH*T?!--
Editor: Do it! C'mon girl it'll be funny to see what words you use to describe it!
Me:.........FINE, but you owe me for this!


This review deserves two

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Apr
1st
2020

My Movie Review on Big Fat Liar · 2:23pm Apr 1st, 2020

Greetings, my good friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter once again here with another review.

And today, I'll be giving you all an analysis on a movie that I believe is perfect to celebrate April Fool's Day with:

"Big Fat Liar"

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Dec
7th
2018

Movie Review: The Old Man and the Gun · 12:07am Dec 7th, 2018

November was a very special month in terms of movies for me.

First, I got to see the original theatrical cut of Star Wars one weekend.

Then, the following week, I got to see one of my favorite Batman movies on the big screen as part of a special limited release. (More on that in another review.)

And finally, I got to see the movie that will be the final performance of Hollywood legend Robert Redford, who announced his retirement from acting.

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Jun
5th
2019

Movie Review: Detective Pikachu · 1:06am Jun 5th, 2019

Well folks, it's been a long, long, LONG time since I posted a movie review.

No really good reason for it. Just lots of little things - life, chores, my own laziness or reluctance... I've had thoughts I wanted to share about a number of movies I've seen, from Captain Marvel, Shazam and Endgame to John Wick 3 and even the new Dumbo. I must confess, I've been reluctant to share my thoughts on some of these movies, mainly the two newest Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. *shrugs*

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Apr
19th
2019

Movie Review: Glass · 4:35pm Apr 19th, 2019

Well, here it is everyone. (Finally.)

My thoughts on the final installment of writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's strange real-world superhero trilogy. Starting with Unbreakable and continuing with Split, the beginning of this year saw the conclusion to the story of Elijah Prince, David Dunn and Kevin Wendell Crumb.

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Jul
2nd
2013

Obligatory Equestria Girls Commentary · 7:56am Jul 2nd, 2013

Because all the cool kids are doing it!

I'll start off by saying this: I wasn't really planning on watching Equestria Girls. Since I'm not American, or even British, the chances of ever getting the movie in theaters here in original language are completely nonexistent, and I thought, if I'd see it, I do want to pay for it.

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