Shepherd: "So... Twilight, I gotta ask: How exactly can we understand eachother?"

Twilight: "What do you mean?"

Shepherd: "I'm literally from another planet. Maybe another universe Yet you also speak English? I mean I know the multiverse is infinite and all but even so, that seems a little... Unlikely. For a certain set of infinity, I mean."

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In Shepherd's dreams...

Shepherd looks around at the Krusty Krab.

Shepherd: "This is weird... Why Spongebob? Oh well..."

Luna: "Hello Shepherd."

Shepherd: "Oh, hey Princess Luna! How goes it?"

Luna: "It goes well. I heard my sister offered you a... Proposition."

Shepherd: sighs "Yes."

Luna: "To become the mother of your children?"

Shepherd: "Yes."

Luna: "I see... You know, I'd be happy to take that responsibility."

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FabulousDivaRarity’s blog post

FabulousDivaRarity is currently asking anybody to help her out in a time of need. She’s struggling with a debt and wishes to clear it and get a down payment on a new home. There’s more to her story and it’s on the blog post I’ve linked.

If you can donate please do, if not, at least spread the word out.

Thanks for reading.

A number of stallions trot up to Shepherd as he has a hard cider with Big Macintosh.

Shepherd: "Hey guys. What can I do for you?"

Lucky: "We want your body fluids!"

Shepherd: "Pardon?"

Caramel: "Well... Basically, we want to know why you're so attractive to mares!"

Thunderlane: "Stop stealing our mares, you jerk! You got pony fever, boy! PONY FEVER!"

Caramel: pushes him aside "Don't mind him. Point is, what's the deal? Some kind of alien mind control?"

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Some Friendship Academy stuff...

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The Academy of Friendship...! And the Student Six are meeting for the first time in a class orientation. They are awaiting their teacher... One Professor Andrew Shepherd.

Yona: "Yona heard the Shepherd tore dragon apart with bare hands!"

Sandbar: "I heard he's not only married to Princess Twilight and Fluttershy, that all the Princesses and the Elements are their harem!"

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Twilight is looking for Shepherd near the Schoolhouse. She then hears some yelling and laughing. She sneaks up through the foliage to watch... And she smiles.

Shepherd is in a bowtie and jacket, carrying a scewdriver. He walks with Applebloom, Dinky and Sweetie Bell out of a cardboard box that's painted blue.

Shepherd: *In a British accent* "Come along, Ponds and Clara! We're on this strange alien world so let's have fun!"

Applebloom: "Oh no, Doctor! There's a Weepin' Angel!"

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Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie challenges you to a magical duel, Twilight Sparkle! Loser must leave the town: Forever!"

Shepherd: "Or else what?"

Trixie: "I'll burn this town to the ground!"

Shepherd: "Well, I think she's a clear and present danger." Pulls out his shotgun

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "What?! I have rock salt rounds!"

Twilight: "This is a delicate situation... Let me duel her. I'll handle this, okay?"

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Shepherd was invited to a private party by Pinkie Pie. This wasn't really unusual. It was unusual for her to not be greeting him in whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. Instead, she had a strange metal cylinder dressed up in a party hat.

Pinkie: "Hi Shepherd! Look who I found! Out in the dump of human artifacts! This is Mister Dantive!"

Shepherd: "Dantive?"

Pinkie: "Yeah! It's what's on his name tag!"

Shepherd examines the cylinder, wipes off some tape and gunk on the labels...

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Celestia: "Shepherd... As your guardian, I need to make sure you have a thorough understanding of the birds and the bees."

Shepherd: "Uh... Miss Celestia, I'm not actually a teenager. I know how sex works."

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

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He’s currently signal boosting a donation fund set up to help his friends daughter. For more information regarding their circumstances;

Here is the blog post that has more information on the matter.

If you can, please donate. If not, please spread the word about this. Any help at all is welcome.

Luna visited Shepherd in his dreams, as she often did.

Shepherd: "Mm? What can I do for you, Your Majesty?"

Luna: "it's a special request, really. I need your help."

Shepherd: "Eh? My help?"

Luna: "Yes. Would you like to help me?"

Shepherd: "It would help to know what I would be helping you with."

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Okay, listen, a friend of mine, Manaphy, he's really struggling right now story wise. Worst than me really. More often than not, quite a few of his stories struggle to get over 100 views, and I know for a fact that he puts his heart and soul into them.

Like the last one he did, embedded below, if I remember correctly he spent a month working on, and well... you can see the results.

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Meanwhile in Ponyville, the coup and installation of Emperor Shepherd the First had gone unnoticed until it arrived by telegram. Twilight Sparkle read it, rolled her eyes, and sought out Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. Dash was napping on a cloud, while Pinkie Pie was trying to play tiddlywinks.

Twilight: "Haha, very funny Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie, this seems like one of your pranks too."

Dash: "Huh? What's so funny?"

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Shepherd's Jobs 2: Belly Rub Giver

Shepherd was sitting on a comfortable chair in the middle of Ponyville Marketplace, with a wooden desk in front of him, a comfortable couch next to it. A sign with the label "HANDY MAN" was nailed on two posts over him.

Shepherd: "Well, as far as jobs go, maybe this one won't be so bad?"

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Dash: "Seriously Shepherd? We all want to bang you! There are like a dozen mares who want to buck you!"

Shepherd: "Yes, and if I do buck you all, I'll just spend all my time doing that."

Dash: "... And?"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I don't want to spend ALL my time doing that. Do you?"

Dash: "... Tartarus yes I would!"

Shepherd: "Really? All the time? No breaks? No reading? No cooking?"

Dash: "... Well we wouldn't make you buck us all, all the time..."

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After yet another attempt at getting Sunburst to accept her romantic feelings... Yet another attempt that failed horribly... Starlight slams down at the Cutie Map table and sobs into her front hooves as Shepherd and Spike sat playing cards.

Starlight: SOB "HOW CAN HE KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?! I'VE GIVEN EVERY SINGLE HINT A MARE CAN GIVE!"

Spike: "Maybe he's not into you that way?"

Starlight: "HE CAN'T BE! HOW COULD HE NOT BE?! I'LL TURN INTO A STALLION IF I NEED TO!"

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Cadence and Twilight are talking in her sitting room.

Twilight: "You know Cadence, I have to ask..."

Cadence: "Yes?"

Twilight: "Chrysalis as you tried to place a mind control spell on Shepherd, but all it did was just creep him out. I was wondering if he was immune to other forms of mind control magic, like your love magic."

Cadence: "It isn't technically mind control, you know... But all right!"

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Shepherd: Damnit! How the hell did I get a reputation as the Sword of Equestria?! Chrysalis!

Chrysalis: Oh gee, could it be that you punched out King Aspen and made him sue for peace? Or kicked those Diamond Dogs to the curb? Or, oh, I don't know, defeated an entire Changeling invasion force?

Shepherd: Wha-Twilight and her friends did most of the work there! How am I the one becoming more famous?! I'm the sidekick, not the hero!

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Twilight was once again doing some research on Shepherd, and analyzing the data from her sensors attached to him. Shepherd was working very hard on staying patient.

Shepherd: sigh "... Twilight-"

Twilight: "Not yet... I'm not finished..."

Shepherd: "I am."

Twilight: "Not yet!"

Shepherd: "I'm going to pull off the sensors-"

Twilight: "Just a second! And... Done!"

She beams at him.

Shepherd: "Okay... And your conclusion is...?"

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Twilight: "Sorry your body wouldn't accept the magic cloud walking spell, Shepherd! I'm working on it, don't you worry!"

Shepherd: In the balloon "I'm all right! Just keep me anchored, please."

Twilight: "Don't worry dear! You'll be fine!"

Cue the Sonic Rainbow!

While everypony else is cheering... Shepherd is blown away in the hot air balloon.

Twilight: "OH WOW RAINBOW DASH THAT WAS SO AMAZING AND-Oh dear where is Shepherd?! WHERE IS MY BALLOON?!"

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