Oh god that blog title hurt to type.
All of this hurt to type.
You WANTED us to write this. You asked for this. Demanded this. And we did it.
God have mercy on our souls.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/378330/rainbow-and-sonic-have-a-religious-experience

-Pencil

It's a simplex little thing, but hopefully you won't be sore at me for just giving you something like this while I keep working. Don't expect a rash of new stories until I'm done, even if you're itching for more, okay?

...
I'm not sorry.

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It's been a bit, but I lived, bitch. And to prove it I wrote a "fun" little story for everyone that has to do with anon and pinkie and they're friends and nothing bad happens and there's no sexual overtones and everything has a happy ending and...

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This isn't totally relevant to this site, but as I have some outreach here I thought I'd mention it here too.

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Gynecologist Anon is done. You can read Spreading The Love by going here: Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is way longer than it should be. It did things I neither wanted nor expected. But gods if it doesn't feel like a true Anonpencil story.
Read it, have a laugh, have a puke. I'm going to have a drink.

-Pencil

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Okay, first of all, I'm editing for Priest's stuff and that is...well, that takes some time because HOLY FUCK TENSE CHANGES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIEST! But actually good job, it's coming along nicely.
Second of all, working on work for pay, which is eating a lot of my time. But that totally counts as work. And it feeds me. Most of the time.

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With my most recent, sweet, happy, cuddly, and utterly tame story out of the way, do you know what's next for me? Do you know time it is? Go ahead, guess, I dare you.
Ah well, I'm feeling generous, so here, have a preview:

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I am literally Diane Nguyen. I get really ineffectually angry about things I can't change, I'd fuck a horse, a dog, or a buffalo if they could give informed consent, I'd be happier if I'd get off my high horse and write middle grades, I used to be slim and got fat on anti-depressants, and I'm not Vietnamese.

Alternate universe me with my ex-husband.

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Okay hear me out. This isn't for pony words, but it is kind of a big deal to me...

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I did it. It exists. It is definitely some of my usual stuff. I am vaguely ashamed.

Go read this thing at your own risk. I do not claim it is good, well edited, or...you know...normal. But hopefully it makes you laugh and cringe. This is my only true aim.

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-Pencil

EDIT: AND IT'S DONE. I WROTE THE THING! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320608/father-of-the-centaury
Hahahahahahelpme.

Hey guys, I wanted to make this post to let everyone know that I’ve started a new fart interactive story on writing.com.

It will contain some other fetishes such as scat, watersports, sweat etc etc.

Anyway, here’s the link to what I’ve written so far. It’s not too much yet, but if people would like to add some chapters of their own then you are more than welcome. Just read the notice at the start of the story before adding one.

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Maybe it's just me, but I can only write good smut when I'm pent up, but not too much or it just leads to non-functioning depression. I have two stories here that are unjustly starved for attention, so this month, I've decided to undertake a personally designed challenge called One-Fap October.

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Well it's happening. And not just pony either! Spoiler alert: One involves gordon ramsay and a neko, and another involves snape and the teletubbies. YEAH. Like I said, we're going hard for this month's Shitfaced Shitfics. :)
Come join us right now, grab a drink, and let's get effin WEIRD!

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-penacil

I saw the G5 movie. Izzy's so cute.

It kind of reminded me of the first time I ever saw a black in real life.

That day was weird.

Seriously, I don't think I'd seen one of their kind before, so it was a noteworthy experience.

Nowadays, they're everywhere, so bleh...

That's putting it politely.

(Alana Horowitz Satlin, Huffington Post)

Four weeks ago, Donald Trump moved on from the birther movement to float another equally reckless conspiracy theory about President Barack Obama.

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