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May
15th
2021

Try not to laugh · 6:14pm May 15th, 2021

Exactly what the title says.

https://m.

I am a superstar!

Apr
2nd
2016

5ever · 5:27pm Apr 2nd, 2016

Feb
18th
2020

I think I will regret this. · 7:44pm Feb 18th, 2020

Actually, I know I am.

Like???????? It's the most predictable ship ever, and it's supposed to be a funny story about two creepypasta characters falling in love and being dumb shits?????? But I can't write comedy???????

So uh. Not only is my story gonna be cringe galore, but it's also not going to be that funny.

I'm bad at promoting my stuff.

Mar
15th
2021

Funny moments with Kuplinov #2 · 7:13pm Mar 15th, 2021

Kuplinov rage engage in Demon's Souls 🤣

Sep
2nd
2018

"Sorry, Fluttershy, flanks don't lie." · 2:35am Sep 2nd, 2018

An actual quote that is said in the show.

Season 8, Episode 23, Sounds of Silence, if you're wondering.

Normally, that would be all, but I guess I should say something blog-post-y while we're here.

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May
13th
2020

How girly are you? · 10:10pm May 13th, 2020

I'm a pretty girly guy. I take no shame in it. That's just me and how I developed as I got older. I've been called gay more times than countable by others throughout my life, when that's far from the truth.

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Nov
22nd
2019

Warhammer 40k Cegorach Short - Slapstick and Stolen Jokes · 10:52am Nov 22nd, 2019

Aug
2nd
2019

My Little Pony Season 9 News 08/02/2019 · 11:05am Aug 2nd, 2019

Mar
10th
2021

Allergy Season · 8:46pm Mar 10th, 2021

Jul
11th
2015

PROMOTION TIME; I've made a new black friend! Go check this guy out, everyone! · 6:53pm Jul 11th, 2015

I absolutely REALLY need to get started on designing a new banner for my YT channel. Anyways, this guy is Squidtepig Wilson. He's a black guy who does a lot of Let's Watch videos, where he watches various cartoons (like a reaction series, basically), and does a bit of news coverage on various video games, even playing a few himself. He's a really good guy and he takes the time to respond to as many of his viewers as he can, which is how he and I began to become good friends. If you have the

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Aug
2nd
2019

To my fans at BronyCon... · 6:16pm Aug 2nd, 2019

Go to the HarmonyCon booth in the vendor hall, and ask them if I will be speaking there.

Sep
24th
2017

Conquering fear · 3:24am Sep 24th, 2017

So, I think it's only natural to be a bit iffy on touching things sometimes. You get the feeling that adding a cherry to the sundae you built is a bad choice. Maybe its rotten, maybe someone has a crippling disgust of cherries. Maybe their immune system is total shit and for some reason that cherry is the metaphorical straw that breaks the camel's back and BAM, suddenly your ice cream parlor is in ruin because you forgot to make them sign a disclaimer when they walked into your damn store to

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Oct
13th
2017

And now, a meta joke · 6:03pm Oct 13th, 2017

The following meta gag is brought to you by a sudden realizatioin from TVtropes and it was a joke I just could not pass up.

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Mar
28th
2016

I can't breathe XD · 5:45pm Mar 28th, 2016

WHY
WHY DID YOU WRITE 'stay iside'
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
MY SIDES HURT

Apr
29th
2021

The Mare in the Moon · 3:16pm Apr 29th, 2021

Jun
25th
2017

Gonna read a few terrible fics while shitfaced · 10:53pm Jun 25th, 2017

We're just gonna read some REALY bad stories, Including one by Crystal, which proves to be spectacularly bad. If you'd like, come watch us do shitfaced shitfics. We will be recording, probably for two hours or so.

https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

-Pencil

Nov
4th
2017

Want a good laugh? (You can thank me later) · 3:38am Nov 4th, 2017

I don't know about you, but I grew up on old school video games. Hell, I still only had an NES when the PS 2 was out!

Anyways since I spend a lot of my time in my car, I usually listen to sports talk radio.... Now just bear with me for a moment...

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Dec
18th
2016

That One Time I Was Framed By A Squirrel · 6:33pm Dec 18th, 2016

Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Sep
8th
2017

Junk Mail Trolling · 3:08pm Sep 8th, 2017

One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Dec
17th
2016

The Underwear Incidents · 10:46pm Dec 17th, 2016

One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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