So, Thorax lives in the Crystal Empire now.

The Crystal Empire is filled with love.

Changelings eat love. Ergo, love is food.

When people eat too much food, they put on weight.

Are we all doing the math here?

Bueno dias, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 113th film analysis and 4th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".

Here's the summary of it:

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OMNOMNOMNOMNOMOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONOM
OMOMNOMNOMNOMOMOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONOMNOMNOMONOMOM!

SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG! HAHAHA!

And little did he know, it was a SALAD BAR! It was a trap! They lured him in with the aroma of a deep fat frier and cheese burgers!

The vegetarians rule supreme! Ah! AAHHH!

They've gotten one of ours, Ah! All fat people, roll away for dear life! They can't catch all of us! Quick, retreat back to headquarters at the junkyard where Fat Albert and The Cosby Kids hang out! Roll, Brethren, ROLL!

I don't usually make blogs about my personal life, but this is something I had to get off my chest, almost literally. And there may be something extra in it for you. I hope so, in a way, but I mainly hope not. Feel free to read, regardless; I'll try to keep it entertaining.

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Hey guys,

So I've been thinking, since it's the summer, I should set a goal for myself.
And I did!

So, this summer, I Frosty rainbow, will be trying, pushing and working to get 40 followers by the end of the summer!
Now, I can't complete this without you guys, so could you please tell everyone you know on Fimfiction to follow me, so i can achieve my goal.
Pretty please, with a cherry on top?
And in return, I'll be posting more blogs!

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Today is the anniversary of Bockscar dropping Fat Man on Nagasaki. Wednesday, it was the anniversary of the Enola Gay dropping Little Boy on Hiroshima.

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Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/1957617

Plumsweet's a case of 'what I planned for the character' and 'what the character planned for themselves' became two very different entities.

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Huh... I just realized I'm a huge dick. I'm cool with it, I'm not gonna be emo about it and hate myself because I'm a dick, but damn...

I learned about how much of a dick I am because of a simple comment. Mind you, the story I'm about to share isn't my work. It belongs to:
CandyKittenXx

Ever wondered what it's like to wake up weighing an extra 600 pounds?

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I spent too much time looking for that clip of Invader Zim saying "My business is done!" and couldn't find one of only him saying that, but you get the picture.

Anyway...

MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!

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Do you like-

Aw screw it, if you like Sweetie Belle and stuff, then go and read this story. It's pretty good in my opinion, and it has a lesson in the end! Who doesn't like life lessons?

Here's another idea, based on something I saw online: Basically Twilight married Lightblade and had Aurora, the dragon girl you see. The Elements of Harmony are still the same, and Lightblade and Twilight form the "Equestrian Alliance" kind of like the Republic from Star Wars or Federation from Star Trek. A unification of many races and species in Equestria in order to bring about peace.

And, from what I can tell, fat is a standard there.

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So, I'm planning to do another fatpone fic at some point that focuses on immobility, as soon as I get my latest idea for another Shining/Cadance/Flash fic finished. That got me wondering -- what do you guys think is the main appeal behind the concept of a pony being fattened to immobility?

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It's here! Those of you suffering after the last cliffhanger can breathe again!

Fillies and gentlecolts, I give you...

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More info below the break!

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a Special Snowflake book

Actually, this doesn't really work. Some of us don't care about being call White nationalists, because you'll just be making yourselves look stupid.

https://youtu.be/I73sBhHH69E cheesy exercise music video I was part of last month just dropped! Shout out to occasionally finding good gigs on craigslist! Also shout out to the artist CHYL she's chill (haha) and the songs a legit old-school 90s EDM esque (i think? Does this qualify as house? I've forgotten my inchoate to begin with Electronica sub genres knowledge lol) any the point is the songs a bop go listen to it thanks and have a great day!

This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

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