Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head for multiple days just because it came on over the radio?

'Cause I've got Lady Gaga songs stuck in my head for the past couple days.

*looks at my digital handwritten notes for class*

haha, I'm in danger.

until next Wednesday when the replacement pen arrives, that is. :P

this one lasted a good 3 years considering how it was only $30.

was planning on continuing to work on Zoey tonight but that clearly won't be happening now.

hmm hmm hmm, just putting the finishing touches on chapter 27. Yep, that's looking pretty good. Maybe I'll just start on chapter 28 a little before going and posting it.

Wait, didn't I do that exact same thing already, when I finished chapter 26?

Uh oh. I was just going to start on 27 a little, before posting 26, and then I went and finished 27! I forgot to post 26, and just moved on to 28! Sheesh, I'm gonna lose readers at this rate.

>latest chapter
>Chapter 21: Twilight Sparkle

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IN WHICH I FAIL TO VALENTINE
So, in my neck of the woods (Central Time Zone), there's still 10 minutes left in Valentine's Day, so I just wanted to write something quick.

I had to keep myself occupied as this is the first time in eight years that I've not had a lovely lady to share the day with, since (as I've mentioned before), I got dumped last fall after a very long relationship.

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It is not normal to be getting less than 15 FPS on average when playing Angry Birds. Nor is it normal that for the past couple months I've been using aluminum foil as a heatspreader on my phone, and more recently moving on to a spare heatsink I had laying around.

Next time I get a phone, I'm not gonna be buying used, even if it's "factory refurbished".

I thought I'd do a double meme today.

https://www.deviantart.com/kikio3000/art/Expectations-VS-Reality-Nailed-It-Memes-759851297?ga_submit_new=10%3A1534514468

Frustrating problems, such as cash app transfer failed or failure to pay cash, can be caused by several reasons. Common reasons are incorrect internet connection, incorrect details and non-compliance. In addition, many people cannot send or receive money because there is a problem with a bank account. The non-transfer of money can occur for several reasons. If you control your money and understand where the

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I said I'd post something every Thursday, didn't I? Fortunately I sneakily wrote this ahead of time in case I put it off until the last moment.

No cow is too sacred for me to tip.  I’ve insulted Shakespeare, Hemingway, Joyce, Flannery O’Connor, William Faulkner, and Philip K. Dick.  Now I’ve finally worked up the courage to take on

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I thought it was going to fall on my head...

Well, with my stories all languishing unread and unknown on my website here for the past 3 months, let me regale you now, with the tale of the most unpublishable story I've ever written, the story that I was working on just now, instead of Bloom Filter, and I don't know why.

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IN WHICH THE INSANITY DEEPENS

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IN WHICH WHAT IS SLEEP

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IN WHICH A CONCLUSION ELUDES ME

I did not expect to finish a Mayor Mare story before the Dazzlings story I've been working on for longer, but them's the breaks sometimes. In terms of writing, the Dazzlings story is more complex, though it doesn't seem like it. Most of that is the frankly absurd number of music references woven into the dialogue, but the rest is that I have no idea how to conclude it.

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I'm reposting this tale from the Facebook gaming group I wrote it up for. Enjoy old gaming idiocy.

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Yep, it's that time of year again, when all my elaborate Christmas preparations for the many members my dear, loving, supportive family come to visit take up all my timebahaha no just kidding I don't have any supportive family worth spitting at. I just got sucked into playing a game called Minetest, while sitting around by myself all winter wishing I had some. So, sorry. I don't enjoy that game. I wish I could figure out how to stop playing it. But, if I do, it usually means I'll end up

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Really. I will. At some point.

My dog has an unreasonable fear of storms.

I don't say "irrational" because most dogs are at least somewhat afraid of storms, and dogs aren't capable of what we would call rational thought, so they can't be "irrational" anyway.

But she takes this to an extreme.

Normally, we bring her in at night because it's warmer and drier, and she has fewer things to bark at or whine about.

Unless there's a thunderstorm.

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Don't you love it when your phone overheats while playing Angry Birds to the point of which it's actually reasonable to stick an old PC heatsink on it? I mean, it's a Pentium-era cooler that'd likely fail to cool even a laptop at this point, but it's small enough that I can just stick it on my phone whenever the thing heats up. So yeah.

Well, I story creation here isn't working for me. Have to wait for the staff to contact me or... something. If you still want to read my stories, I also keep them on my website.

Sorry, again. I was trying to publish a new story for everyone to read, but it just keeps sending me to the login page instead of creating the story, where I'm helpfully informed "You are already logged in!"

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