Edit: 8/22/15

Unicorn x Unicorn ch 3 will be posted by the end of Monday Tuesday Sunday or your money back.

"You better not be lying."

I...I couldn't think of doing so...

And now for something completely different

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There's a week left in the contest... but a surprising number of people seemed to have missed the memo on the thing in the first place. Seriously, this turned out to be a Wallflower-grade announcement. Given how many people I've seen come in from links on entrants, I'm strongly considering extending the deadline to either the 15th or the 22nd to give everyone an extra weekend or two. Which would

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I came into some new ideas for the Forever Inferno storyline. So it might take a wee bit longer until I can straighten things out in Chapter one and two. Also, life is getting in the way of my writing so I hope everyone who is enjoying the story can be patient with me. As you all can obviously see, there is no deadlines on these chapters.

I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Life happens. Thursday came and went, and since horse-word fan-fictions are as yet not able to pay my many and sundry bills, I was forced to reprioritize a bit in order to keep the lights on. I figure if Douglas Adams can be a bit cavalier about missing his deadlines, at least I'm in good company.

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Will you make it on time, I wonder?

Yes, it only takes you 10 minutes to write a flashfic, so 60 remaining hours should be plenty of time. But then again, you had the whole month since my announcement and you produced nothing!

Go on. Pencil in your mouth and crack up a flashfic!

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Hey, I know this is late, but between holiday preparations and my own procrastination, I failed to post sooner about taking a break for the holidays. The next chapter for The Pros and Cons of Working Over Time will be on January 8th of the new year. And on that note, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to all of you!

Writing is not hard; starting is.

During the typewriter dark ages, we called it staring at a white page. Today, I suppose, it's staring at an empty screen.

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After far too long of off-and-on work on Desert Spice, I'm roughly halfway through the chapter. I've just been having so much trouble writing Horizon and his perspective... and I've also been prepping for the actuarial probability exam (which I failed, again), applying for colleges (which I've gotten into at least one of), and just generally being lazy when I wasn't doing those things.

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The rough draft of the next chapter is 90% complete. I intend to post the finalized version this coming Friday. There will be Discord, there will be Starlight, there will possibly be multimedia integration, and there will be plenty more pop cultural references as befitting a chapter with Discord.

Keep your eyes open and your OiM decoder rings at the ready.

Work on Night of Nightmares will be postponed (or, post'pone'd) until, at the latest, the second half of February.

Why?

Because i've entered the Pinkie Pie Group Collab and will be focusing all writing attention on my chapter for the deadline.

Check out the group and the story though- it's gonna be a wild ride!

i'd like to state again that, even though i'm aware it has been a long time, NoN will not be cancelled.

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IN WHICH I AM SLIGHTLY STUCK
You ever have that feeling where you're halfway through a story when you realize it's crap and you have no choice but to scrap the whole thing and start over with a better idea? Well, that's where I'm at right now on the Mayor Mare story I have to finish by Saturday. Follow me past the jump for more tidbits.

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Hi. Some of you might be wondering where the new chapters I promised are. Truth be told, it's been rougher that I thought. I've been distracted with adjusting to my new job, plus dealing with a recent injury. I'll see what I can do. But for now, I think that it's best that I stop giving myself these hard deadlines. I'll try to get all of them up by the end of the month, but no promises.

Deadline is coming up for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom competition. If you have a submission in the works, now is the time to get it done before we close submissions. You have till the twenty-fifth; Best of luck to all participants!

IN WHICH I KEPT MY PROMISE AGAIN
I'll keep it quick & simple. First. Enjoy some new Laura Brehm.

Second, I will post my annual Mayor Mare story on the 20th (Wed.). Look forward to it. Peace out.

Hello, friends! If you're still planning on writing feghoots for the the First Fimfiction Feghoot Contest, get cracking! The submission deadline is this Friday, July 19th at 11:59:59 pm, Pacific Time. If you beseech Super Trampoline for a short extension via PM, he might give you one, but don't push it. Get those stories in; we're almost at fifty already!

IN WHICH THREE HUNDRED
Before I begin today's rant. I promised y'all something like this. Enjoy!

I like TFR's more experimental take on this one. I also like experimenting in writing. More past the jump.

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Now that I've got your attention, let me first indulge myself by telling you how I, Admiral Biscuit, predicted the future through fanfic.

Source

I promise you this is relevant.

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Hey!

So yeah, it's been a while. Something like 4 years since my last anything update. And it's a Hearth's Warming story! Specifically, a Secret Santa fic exchange with Lopunny.

Yeah, I never was good at deadlines.

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You remember what I said last blog about Madam Fate.
Y'know the characterized interpretation of how everything I say or plan turns out to be examples of Murphy's Law?
(Anything that could go wrong, will go wrong.)
Well I called her a bitch last blog, and boy did she not like that.
In simple terms:
The One-Shot is going to be delayed again.

I know what one of you might be thinking:
"What an asshat, he just delayed that last time!"

And yeah. I did.

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IN WHICH ONE IS ALWAYS LEARNING
Over the past week, I rented at the public library three of the greatest movies ever made -- the first two Godfather films and The Seven Samurai. I enjoyed the hell out of all of them. It makes me wonder what if anything they can teach me about how to improve my own writing. Let's find out...

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