"I got porn, you got crack! She's excelling at being our dealer."
-as said to Bubble by one of her customers.

Finished.

The feels.

I...

Excuse me.

There are good days, and then there are bad days.

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Alright, who here wants to give me 1500 dollars so I can go?

I speculate "crying Sunset" is the most common cover art on Fimfic:

Anon-a-Miss fics are a dime a dozen. Parodies of them? Less so. Majin did a clever parody of this art: "Sunset Dropped her Contact Lens."

But I got to thinking. What other possibilities are there?

• Sunset gets an A in Drama class

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(Edit 11/19) - I'd like to thank everyone who donated, I'm working through my DMs now but with everyone's help it looks like I'll be able to get this resolved. Thank you again everyone and I'll be getting those commissions together as soon as possible.

Hey everyone.

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Alicorn Switcheroo is finished.

I hope everyone that reads this last update enjoys it, and enjoyed the whole story. For the feedback I've gotten since January of 2013, it seems most people have. I wish, honestly, that I had something planned to say here, but I'm kinda just shooting from the hip with this post.

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But not out of sadness; out of happiness. Something happened that has absolutely blown my mind to the point that I'm not even sure if I can piece it back together. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you...

This...

I CAN'T EVEN!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

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*watches Episode 100*
*Goes to geek out with friends*
*Friends have not seen episode.*
*Cries*

Letting this set the tone:

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Hello everyone. Just a little update. I'm currently working on chapter three of my story (not that anyone would care, piece of trash that it and I am). I also just wanted to say that if anyone wants to help me proofread the story, it would be greatly appreciated. I'm not sure how proofreading works on this site, so if you guys could provide an explanation of that as well that would be great. Other than that hope you're all doing fine, and for anyone who reads this or anything I do, fir those

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But not Shantae.

I'll just wait another month. I'll be in the bathroom till then.

I'm three days late, but it still counts!

The fourth of June marks my three year anniversary of being on this site! For the large majority of that time, I was completely silent. Only recently, have I deviated from my silence and realised what a great community of people we have here!

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It's midnight, let's write a frickin' blog post. (falls backwards in chair)

So...
I haven't been publishing. But I haven't given up! It just... takes me a while sometimes to get to a place in my life where I can get my thoughts together for this kind of creative work.
At least I have a lot more time to myself due to finally dropping my writer job.
Of course, I do still beat myself up about not being able to write like I used to.

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I'm back.
It's been... a good three weeks.
And I'm fine now.
...
Shut up, I'm not crying, you're crying. F-fucking crybaby. Jeeze, get some self control why don't you.
...
Yeah, can't promise this story is going to be a silly one.

-Pencil

Maybe if I hurry back to my room in time...

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