A confession about "Do That Again": It didn't make me laugh. I don't think I smiled while writing it. What was in my head while writing it was a series of calculations along the lines of "HUMANS WILL LAUGH AT THIS WITH PROBABILITY 0.57", to a soundtrack of guilt for writing feature-box clickbait that wasn't even proper clop.

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Still working on my Rot sequel, and the next chapter of Daughter's of the Sea.
But I finished up a little one shot that had been on the shelf for awhile, "Reaping "Ponies".
Hope you all like it.

LET'S BE HONEST! essentially, that one was funny in the long time span of it.

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Novel Idea asked me about Random comedy and I spat out enough words for an interview and then a bunch of polishing happened and the whole interview is up on Equestria daily.

Perhaps it'll provide some insight into the writing of comedy, or a look into my, surprisingly not drug-fueled, process!

This made me crack up big time!!!

For my next story, I need a little help. I want to hear what you think the funniest story is on this website.Lets just say I will make a few jokes here and there in my next story based on it so don't get your RD panties n a bunch.

“Hi, Dying! I’m Dude!”

https://m.

What Is Spliced?

*The series centers around the adventures of two best friends, Peri and Entrée, who recreate a functional society with a thriving community of bizarre half-baked leftover mutants in Keep Away Island, after the mad scientist that created them is sent away via boat.

[Teletoon owns Spliced.]

What do you call a unicorn at the arcade?

A pinball wizard!!

So, well after the fact, I learn that Aragon is doing a comedy contest. That I've only learned about NOW as opposed to when it first came out. You guys are slacking!

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Help me because discord,-ELLO GOOD CHAPS!- Thericl,-We’ve met before-Deadpool,-Sup bitches-Pinky Pie,-HELLOOO!-This random bastard,-Just your average neighborhood big cock here-Shut the hell up. Sometimes Twilight but she fine,-Good to- WAIT A SECOND!-okay sorry not what i meant.

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Hurray!! Pony Dragon Riders and Night Mare's Guard are done!!! You know that this calls for? A party!!

*Whoosh sound followed by a small cloud of dust* You called?

Yipe!! *Shakes fist at pink party pony from precarious perch in rafters* Pinkie!! How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?!

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I'm busy, but don't worry, the next chapter will arrive soon. For now, enjoy these 2 vids.

Also, think some of these jokes should land in the Fic? Just asking

Yes that little story I started a month ago is updated. After a long and torturous writers block I finally have continued the story set to be finished last week. This next chapter sees costume changes, crazy antics, amazing scooter skills, and one amazing storm.

I hope you enjoy watermelons!

Let the melons rain!

It's when something's funny and you laugh at it until you poop yourself a little.

Good talk, folks.

I've started a new project that I'm VERY EXCITED ABOUT. Here's a link: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/384189/delinquency.

Please tell your friends.

Well, so I was riding home from work yesterday, and this line from DBZ Abridged kept running through my mind. By the time I got home a story had formed in my head, so I quickly booted up the desktop and hammered out the entire thing at one go. It has just been submitted for approval.
Hopefully it will go over better than the fourth Zecora story did.

So as a car guy we like to make are cars fast in our own desire whether it be carburetors or fuel injected. we like our cars to go vroom vroom. well my buddy dash32 has a conversation of my BMW 535i. talking about ECU tuning maps
and how much power they let my car make, plus on top of the idiocy we say over on the texts we send each other. so let me put it like this my car has 3 maps

map 0: stock 320 horsepower
map 1: 460 horsepower
map 2 is the most powerful one

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