So, uh ... I just hit Publish on something that probably two people on this website will appreciate. And the other one is named "Poorly Disguised Alt." I'm not linking to it because of NSFW, but if you have View Mature turned on, this post tags it.

And I feel I owe you all something of an explanation, and a warning before you click through.

Brief, incoherent author-noting after the break.

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Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

Life has been a little overwhelming lately, in both good and bad ways. On the awesome side, I'm now officially a published author! On the scary side, someone tried to kill my next-door neighbor last night!

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She came sprinting across our lawn and practically jumped into my mom's arms. It was too cold to leave her outside, so we brought her in. Our dog was excited and I think poor Pepper still wants to kill it. Idk though. But, my parents are seriously considering keeping her because even though me and my sister are allergic to cats, we aren't really having any issues with it. So, we may have a cat now. But idk. I almost lost the poor cat, she ran outside when we were trying to bring pumpkins in to

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so i just learned that LDS temples had rentable temple clothes AND A FREAKING CONCESSION STAND

WHAT???

I mean, just read John 2:13, like

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

WHY?

God damn now I'm really confused...

One, I'm putting Second Contact on hiatus for a while. I just need a break from brainstorming and trying to figure out how I'm going to write myself out of the corner I managed to write myself into in the first place. I don't need that kind of headache right now.

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Baraka, eat your heart out!

Or, you know, let the Alien do it for you...

Yup. It's been a busy weekend.

First... a new, tender short story starring my favorite couple, Sunny and Twi!

TThe Kind Regard of Quiet Things

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

In the middle of the night, sometimes waking up to a whimper is worse than waking up to a scream.

• Twilight
• Sunset Shimmer

Amber Spark · 3.1k words  ·  420  12 · 7.3k views

Second, the new chapter of How Not to Use Your Royal Prerogative is up!

EHow Not To Use Your Royal Prerogative

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Mystery

After going to Coloratura's concert, Sunset gets both good news and bad news. Somepony stole her identity and is running around with her face. That's the good news.

• Alt. Universe
• Minuette
• Sunset Shimmer
• Coco Pommel
• Moondancer
• Coloratura

Amber Spark · 67k words  ·  323  7 · 4.3k views

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OH MY F***CKING GOD!!!!!!!!!! CLUB PENGUIN IS LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST I CAN TRY TO PLAY THE NEW APP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please mourn with me on my discord (also celebrate my birthday on the 27th)

discord.gg/ZppbUMS

I've no idea how I managed to do it, but I did it. I only found out about the Changing Seasons Shipping Contest last Friday. One week ago. In that time, I managed to: come up with a concept for a ship I'd never considered before; create an actual story premise about that ship; create several outlines to fill in the plot; and then, over the last three days or so, I wrote a 12.8k word Romance story.

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So I did this as an experiment in reprofiling an item into something else. Object started as a letter opener. I will probably do something to re-contour the handle and make it more knife-like. Wanna see were this will take me. Will post more when I work more on it.

Tell me what you think Also the Shovel Savage used in this Story:

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I watched this, and...it just made me feel so amazingly good about my own animation quality. I mean, my work isn't as famous as...whatever the hell this thing was meant to have been, but at least I can take pride in knowing I put more effort and time into my stuff to make it look good.

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Okay, it might just be me and what I've noticed, but it's actually bothering me.

People disliking without saying why.

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Well, tomorrow’s going to be interesting. In fact, the entire upcoming month is going to be interesting. Just like October was pretty damn interesting! Interesting, interesting, interesting.

It’s also going to be brutal. So prepare yourself.

NaNoWriMo is coming.

But before that, let’s talk about word counts!

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Does it annoy you when you try your best to make good videos on YouTube, but don't? Well, prepare to be more annoyed because here's some videos that got waaaaay more views than you, and had little to no work done on them at all.

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At 10PM Pacific, November 20, 2017, I claimed my ninth National Novel Writing Month victory.

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You know, this is probably my hardest NaNoWriMo year to date.

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