Bendy is my friend. He likes butts and futurama. He's that kinda weirdo, and I'm ok with that. In fact, as a show of friendship and respect of his butt love, I made him a thing. It is this.

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211393/bendys-big-butt-boutique

That's right, it's a group called Bendy's Big Butt Boutique.

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This is a new story I think could be funny, with the Beny spin.

Your mare friend Princess Celestia is a huge, mighty alicorn, who is pregnant and gotten very fat. You have gotten quite scared of her, due to her sudden mood changes. You must man up and help the poor mare.

Last week's mess is cleaned up. Enjoy.

This time around we're tying up more loose ends. Here's more "Te Amo, Rainbow Dash."

HOLD HER GENTLY

I had loads of fun editing this story with Bendy! Also, it inspired this meme I just made. I can't get enough of it! "Quiet horsey noises"

We're on with Duelist and...B-Bendy t-tonight.

...I'm n-not excited, YOU'RE excited.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Come ask us questions, shitpost, and see what our two prolific guests have to say about things. See you there.

-Pencil

EDIT: AAAAND it's live!!!

So after many requests, my good friend Bendy made a group for his stories "Pony Anatomy Problem" and "Screw Pony Anatomy" both of which are hilarious and I highly recommend you read them if you havent yet.

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Search under users, then click 'sort by' stories. You will see me... Bendy, I am number 2. I am beaten by TheEvilCookie. The user seems to be gone. But I don't know if I can spam past 432 stories. Maybe if I keep spamming Anon fics.

This is me in a nutshell.

Our previous nonsense is dead and buried. Enjoy.

This time, we've got a double shot of script-format works. One tangentially relates to Cuphead, as our tangential nod to the Smash Direct that announced the eighth Fire Emblem character.* Enjoy that too.

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So, uh... last week. By the content's nature, we can't exactly leave it public indefinitely. It's closed and finished, and tucked away from prying eyes, but in its place will be a sort of best-of recap that'll showcase the best riffs and slice through the excess amounts of fat. That'll take time to compile, but we should have it done by next week, which is an event in and of itself.

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Two past projects have been finished for you this week. First one's the promised recap of the riff from two weeks ago, which you can read now. The second is the full riff from last week, here for your optical displeasure.

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