As the title indicates, in light of recent cash flow issues I've decided to open up commissions! Go on, celebrate, you know you want to! As the title also indicates, its $5 per 1000 words. Got a short story idea you love, but you want to read without doing it yourself? Chuck me $10 for a 2000 word short story, or $15 for 3000 words, or whatever. No limit to this offer, as big a story as you want. I'm not expecting a deluge or anything, but if you have an idea

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Silly Horses Words Or Serious Horse Words?

Which do you like best?

What is the world does fimfiction count as a word? I finished writing Chapter 24.33 in Libre Office, which gave the word count as ~6600 words. Then I uploaded the chapter here, and suddenly it's getting counted as over 7300 words. I'm just... so confused

This though just randomly came into my head while writing.

The word "manual". I was thinking about the different vocabulary that Ponies use compared to us. They don't say "hand, person, -one, or man" and since manual has "man" in it, I did some research to see if it would be changed by Equestrian Etymology.

Apparently I had it completely wrong, as manual comes from latin "manus", meaning hand.

So it turns out that the word would change, just not in the way I originally thought.

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I have been in a total ditch. What's worse than having your brother and fiance taken away? How about a metallic plasma that sticks to anything it comes in contact with? Smells strongly of iron, is a dark red, leaves scarlet stains on anything it touches.

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Hi everyone! can you please follow Twilight+Glimmer but if you already do, please spread the word to everyone else. Thanks.

'For every negative you hear about, there about ten positives to go with it that you don't hear about because they don't sell papers.'

wailing

I've not given up the ghost. More words will come. I just need to do my job first.

I'm even willing to do it drunken YouTube video no jutsu style if you wish! Reaching this number has made me so happy

I think I spent most of it right here. Don't expect that much for any one story for a while now, though I am still a bit excited to write the bandit encounter. After that, well, not sure where this is going. We'll just have to see, wont we?

Total word count over the last 48 hours? About 12-14k.

So I've been looking into obscure rhymes recently. Like orange has a hill in Wales called Borenge, porridge has the River Torridge (if you're familiar with Tarka the otter you'll know that one), and silver - chilver (female lamb, the ovine equivalent of filly). Etc.

But this is essentially an addendum to the flanks =/= hindquarters blog, because the rhyme for purple is curple, and that's a name for the hindquarters/rump of a horse or donkey.

Hmm. I don't really know what to say in this blog, it's quite the dilemma, don't you think?
Well, uh, words? After all words plus words equal words, eh? Though I guess Discord might argue against that.

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Words, things that make up language and speech.

words make stories, words make communication, words make numbers, words make stories.

Words hurt, but words also help, words though simple are able do to so much.

Words are special. Thank you everyone for the kind words.

If you've looked in the comments on my story--either here or on the writeoff site that birthed it--you might have already seen this. But if you haven't, you haven't, and you should!

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I can't even take solace in how comically bad my sister-in-law's professional novel writing is. I think to myself 'I can do better.' or 'I know how to write better than this!' and then I open up something and it's just a wall of typos, missing words, homophones, and poor punctuation.

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That is why. It's been that long since I've even logged on there is like 1513 thingies in my feed, and if I was a bird I would be concerned. Ugggh, yes, I'm that braindead that I thought that was funny...

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Yesterday was my birthday, and the best gift I got was Cerulean finishing editing the last chapter of Blitz. It's done, now! Enjoy!

Next: I write more stuff. Yep. I like writing the horse words.

After seeing the fall and rise and the recent fall again of Equestria Gaming.com, I've realized that the pony fandom is fading. I'm currently heading to Bronycon this weekend, and it will probably be the only MLP convention I'll ever attend. I feel as though I should be moving on and doing more original works, as I think that will be a more productive use of my free time, of which I have had very little these past few months. I know there was someone who has been anxiously waiting for the next

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