The title says it all

There's people who've written four stories, totaling in nearly 100k words, that all have decent ratings. But these people have two followers.

Then there's me, who has done absolutely nothing, and has thirty-eight.

I mean, who wouldn't want to read about Twilight and Starlight going fucking BOWLING?

I mean, it's either that or I jump on the "Weird fetish clop" bandwagon. And I'm not ready to sell out my integrity.

Yet. Could probably slap together a half decent clop fic and rake in the views and likes because if there's one thing this site likes, it's smut.

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I feel like ever since o joined this site people been leaving idk why I bet if I Never joined people wouldn't leave just feel like I caused people to leave DTB Paradox and some other friends I made on here it just feels like its a set destination or a path if you will I just wanna know if I wasn't or joined this site what would happen.

How are y’all coming to Hurt through Google? That bog-standard title doesn’t pop up unless you scroll very far. The Endless Cycle comes up if you google my name (thank Celestia). Honestly, even if you are googling my name, I guess I’m flattered, but that’s kind of weird.

So, how come there’s so many people coming to the story through Google. This perplexes me.

Also, feel free to rip the story apart, I don’t like it either.

Couple new comics to review!

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Guess what I just saw the trailer for...

That's right...

...*sigh*... Michael Bay, what are you doing? Do you have any idea how much people didn't like your last movie. But, I suppose you don't really care because EVERYONE loves boobs and explosions, right? They're paying to watch your movie because of boobs and explosions. Yeah, who gives a crap about any of that other unimportant stuff such as, but not limited to:

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A little fun. More after the break.

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What the heck happened?

I used to have these monochrom FluttersShy faces selected for my favorite tabs, and for each of my library tab things. Now they've all been replaced by shitty emojis! If I wanted emojis, I would have selected emojis.

As is, it feels like I was handed a head sized lolly, then slapped in the face just as I was getting into it. Then handed a chunk of poop on a stick.

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I can never really feel like I'm 'at home' with any group of people anymore. I have a lot of friends, both online and offline, but after a recent 'incident' in which I made absolutely no efforts to communicate with those friends, I find it harder and harder to fit myself into those same group of friends anymore.

Mostly because I go on those damned weeks-month long 'hiatus' of sorts in which i cut myself off from all forms of contact with everyone I know and love.

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It is ever so much worse than I could have possibly imagined.

I mean, it's not even just Bayformers, it's Bayformers AND DC Universe mashed together into...gah...

But hey, at least I was right about Rita. So...yay?

What is this story I don't even...

Warning: Not For Young Ones

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They changed the shit and I don’t like it.

Let’s all get used to this scary new world together.

Well, just watched Be Cool, Scooby Doo. That's it, that's the last nail in the coffin. Cartoon Network has raped murdered and raped once more my childhood. It's gone. They remade everything I loved as a child into pure shit. First it was Teen Titans into Teen Titans Go! Now it's this. The only thing I could salvage from my childhood's burning copse full of corporate semen and bullshit, was Codename: Kids Next Door. Knowing my luck they'll probably shitify(remake) that too......

This.

I don't know why it's so funny.

But it is.

My Reactions.

Does Cartoon Network just hate us. I mean did we hate on Teen Titans GO so much that CN just had to destroy another great beloved cartoon series?

How would Equestrian water purification processes work?

I'm not really all that involved in the Pokemon universe or games so I'm not really likely to write a story on it, but I did come up with a sexy story idea I wanted to share anyway. For followers of my changeling story, you might like this. Who knows, I might try to convert it into something pony related.

A bit of a non-con warning though...

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I apologize for doing yet another Dakari King Mykan post. I originally intended to do this, then wanted to do a review of various crossovers after finding out a review was already done, then I decided to do this because it managed to make me feel absolutely furious. I don't often get this furious at fiction, so there's that.

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