EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  462  58 · 8.6k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 880 views

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Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.

• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Celestia
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 310 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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For the first round, let's start simple and take a look at my first story on this humble site:

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I should start tagging the stories in question here. Why wasn't I doing that before?

Anyway, here's today's story:

Yup. Fifth story in and we're already on a sidestory. Though, that isn't bad, per say. Just an observation.

Anyway, without further ado, let's jump right into tearing this thing apart! (Or maybe you do want more ado?)

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Oh. We're already on the first reboot?

EThe Wielder of the Orb

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 465 views

So this darn diddly thingamabob was actually a 4-way collab of sorts. Story died when everyone else lost interest, as collabs do. It's why I don't normally do them anymore.

Anyway, let's get right into it.

Darkness.

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I like how I decided to just tack on [and painfully] at the end there in the short description. Really helps with the screeches of "LOOK I'M A COOL DUDE WITH DARK THEMES IN HIS STORIES RIGHT???" in these early stories.

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So, we've finally gotten to this story, haven't we?

EPony-Me™

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  314  15 · 5.9k views

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75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure
• Random
• Sci-Fi

I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 587 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 651 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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haha, pichu go brrr.

EThe Ultimate-est Pichu of Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Smash Bros.
• Comedy
• Random

I challenge you to a 1v1 in Smash Ultimate... FITE ME.

• Crossover
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 457 views

So, I've actually had a liking towards Pichu long before I ever joined the site. Naturally, when Smash Ultimate released with Pichu being playable again, I picked my new main without much hesitation. I was a Brawl Pikachu main anyway.

So, lingering ties to the Pokemon fandom aside, let's get onto the story!

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Fitting. The show officially ended yesterday, I've got some neat MLP fan music playing on loop, and I get to review a fic from my peak days in the fandom.

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...

hecc.

EThe Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Daring Do wanted to look for treasure in the land of Celestine Naustaralis, not Celestia's nostrils!

• Alt. Universe
• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Daring Do

TheMajorTechie · 2.2k words  ·  14  4 · 596 views

I'm not even gonna try to figure out what was going through my head when I wrote this.

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Yech. It's this story. Well, I suppose since I'm going through each story I've ever posted 'round here, I'd eventually have to get around to this.

TThe Incredible Tail of Fluttershy / Raritoots

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Not too long after the Buckball game, everyone realizes that Fluttershy's tail pretty much has a mind of it's own. All the while, Rarity's gone partying with a Pinkie clone.

• Fluttershy
• Pinkie
• Rarity

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  2 · 643 views

It's... weird, short to say. I don't think I need to even comb through the chapters. The story is so pointless that the two chapters together hardly tell anything.

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This here's a story that was a flopped attempt to write based on a writing prompt! I don't even remember what the prompt was or where it came from!

I fear for the next story to review.

The mare stopped abruptly just outside the door before springing ahead, bursting into (very random) song.

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I'm writing part of this on the toilet!

Today's story continues the Techie tradition of incinerating brain cells with stupid.

ETHE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Luna's snapped a second time now, going all "Nightmare Moon" and stuff like that. The thing is, she was hit in the face with a brick just a few hours ago.

• Luna
• Derpy
• Nightmare Moon

TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  43  5 · 1.2k views

And of course, the first major presence of Gamer Luna in my stories. (Though she still mainly only exists in What If as far as my stories go. :P)

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Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)

EEquestria's Sudden Nutella Troubles

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

... Have you ever wondered what Equestria would be like if it were swamped in Nutella?

• Twilight
• Spike
• Celestia

TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  28  3 · 866 views

I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.

Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!

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Ayyy, another meme story!

ELuna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

F L E X T A P E F I X E S E V E R Y T H I N G

• Luna
• Sunset Shimmer
• Vice-Principal Luna

TheMajorTechie · 1.8k words  ·  96  9 · 1.8k views

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Ya got that right. There's so much bad fanfiction here.

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