Those of you following Never Too Clever may have noticed the design used for Clover the Clever in the story’s cover art, drawn by idoodlewhatiwant on Tumblr. I’ve commissioned the same artist to do draw portraits of the other five founders, based on the designs I’ll be using for the same fic. For those interested, this is what they look like. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which one of them is which.

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There are so many good stories on FIMFiction and I want to read them all...But I'm too lazy
Consarnit Marshall!
While reading over so many fantastic stories, it's hard not to think of the authors as being gods. How do you compete with that?

The reason I joined FIMFiction was not only to read, but to also engage and hopefully publish my own stuff
Sometimes, it's difficult to balance time reading and time writing.

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Who understands that reference? Probably none of you. Here is a deleted Frozen song that sounds kind of fun for Fics.

Also, thanks guys for following me.

I love this show.

As you know, I just published the last chapter of my story about a Tentacle pony.

But never mind that. I’m on the roll! You see, there’s another writing contest I want to win. So here’s another story I published just now:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit

• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Drama

Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.

• Second Person
• Sunny Starscout
• Zipp

Bad Dragon · 2k words  ·  40  16 · 1.1k views

I now have 1009 unread chapters. Why don't I read them! Why do I add more! Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why!

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Here's a question: what do you do when you're a Wonderbolt legend with all the fame and fortune you could ever want, and you're confronted by a pegasus who isn't even a full Wonderbolt yet?

The answer? Frame that pegasus for trying to sabotage the Wonderbolt event just because you think she's going to beat your decades-old record!

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Do some ponies have to shave their eyebrows?

From "Everyone" to "Teen". Because the latest chapter has some implications, nudge-nudge-wink-wink-if-you-know-what-I-mean.

I dunno. Is there even anyone on the site who avoids T-rated stories? Well, if you exist, you've been warned.

I don't anticipate writing many more shorts in this vein.

Should I really make a story about this?

Headcanon: wings are, at least partially, connected to the autonomic nervous system. Why? The autonomic nervous system controls functions of the body that are unconscious, for example heart rate or digestion. Meanwhile, pegasi can apparently use their wings while asleep:

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This annoy you guys too? For my latest story, I'm getting a lot of dislikes but no comments as to why people dislike it. This just infuriates me to no end. You guys ever had any experiences like this, or is it just me?

• Dragon Quest in Smash
• Luigi's Mansion 3
• Seiken Densetsu 3 getting a remake under the name "Trials of Mana"
• The Mana Collection finally getting a western release (including the actual first western release of Seiken Densetsu 3)
• Fire Emblem Three Houses
• No More Heroes 3!
• Astral Chain
• DaemonXMachina
• Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening remake

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For those who haven’t figured it out by some of my recent blog posts, the next chapter of Never Too Clever will be an Ace Attorney pastiche. I’m going to try to keep it as faithful to the AA series in tone and presentation as I can. Part of that is that I’m going to be inserting several links to music tracks in the fic itself in places where they would play if it were a visual novel like Ace Attorney.

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Hello, everyone.

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How is this happening? 1588 unread chapters. One thousand five hundred eighty-eight! Help me...

I opened a Patreon for your generosity! It's immensely humbling to think that anyone would want to pay me for words on a page, but here you are!

https://www.patreon.com/SannyWriting

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I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that I'll be deleting some of my stories.

The good news is that if you're up to it, you can take these soon-to-be deleted stories and either remake or continue them with your own personal touch to it, both with some of my help on them. These include:

-The Horn 6 Series.

-The Witcher 3- DLC: The Witcher of Equestria.

-Starlord's Moon.

-Evil's Glimmer

-Handsome Jack's Diamond.

-Flurry Hearts.

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