Fallout Equestria Gets Bombed By Sorcerer Because His Stories Are So Much Better
I said this was going to be a story, did I not?
Lately, I went to the Haunted Mansion while my parents went on Splash Mountain. I took a picture for you guys!
Sorcerer: Nighty, when I said I wanted to go on vacation I DIDN'T MEAN TO THE RIVER STYX!
Nighty: This isn't the river Styx. This is The Haunted Mansion.
Sorcerer: SAME THING!
Nighty: Stop whining and maybe I'll get you a death certificate.
Sorcerer: Er....
I could tell you some things.
I could tell you oh so many things.
I could tell you, that this episode sucked.
I could tell you that this is the worst episode of any show I ever saw and that I'm going to explain you why.
I could tell you that.
I could tell you all that.
But I'm not.
Instead, I'm going to fanboy.
Critic: Alright, who the heck came up with that plot device!?
Critic 2: I dunno! Who would even try to make a story like that. I mean look at this character!
Cynical: I'm just here to make fun of stuff.
Sorcerer: Guys, guys! Can't we just submit to our guilty pleasures?
...
Critics: NO!
Sorcerer: (aside glance) The scariest part about this is that they're right.
Am I running out of references?
Of course!
We'll see about that. Get all the references in this paragraph and you win. No googling. Your prize is...I dunno force me to do whatever you want...
Life is like a hurricaine here in The City of Townsvile. What are you doing in my swamp, Ms. Cykes? I am forced to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY! (WOOT WOOT!)
I'll be honest. I'd never in my weirdest daydream thought I would make it here. 100 followers! Thank you to everyone who helped me. Especially to those who stuck by my side as true friends. Such as Cynical, Wave Blaster, Frogmyre and many more. And thanks to eLLen for the 100th follow! As promised I owe you something in return. No. It's not a badfic, though it is tempting. I will instead give you something completely awesome: Sorcererland.
Coming soon...
Children:
Owain- The Judge
Gerome-Wind Re
Inigo-Frogmyre
Brady- Cynical/SuperKamek
FemMorgan-LyraAlluse
Yarne-Kirito-SFF
Male Morgan-Light Of Triumph
Laurent- ThatOneWriter
Noire-Majin Syeekoh
Severa-Happy
Nah-Broadway Sweetie Belle
Kjelle- Couldn't find anyone. Lol
Cynthia- CastleRock
Others:
Say'Ri- Coldfire Hart
Tiki- Tara Strong
Basilio- Nick Fury
Flavia: Xena: Warrior Princess
Grima: King Sombra/2nd Person from The Future
Monty Python and The Holy Grail River Adventure is finished but I need to edit some things like audio on IMovie. Unfortunately, I waited 3 hours but IMovie wouldn't come up. This could take a bit longer. I may get it out today...but it is more likely that I get it out tomorrow.
It just occurred to me. As I was writing Trixieverse 3 I noticed something. Writing was fun again. I was writing what I wanted to write, not what the critics wanted. I was telling the adventures of our favorite showmare again. Which takes me back. Before Nightmare's dastardly fanfics and Viridi's hijinks in Equestria, there was a showmare on a journey to stop an evil doppelgänger from destroying all life as we know it. Then there was a showmare who found herself displaced in some pony
Now, I'm sure you're all wondering just what was that thing Trixie was prey to in my last preview. If you know your Wii hack and slash games and/or have been actually reading Sorcerer's Music Collection, you'd know that was obviously Margaret Moonlight from No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
I know you.
I know your ways.
You wait for me until I'm vulnerable
You wait until I'm bored out of my mind.
And then like a poorly grown tree, you bear no fruit.
There is no red above you.
WHY IS THERE NO RED ABOVE YOU!
You think, just because I'm bored, that I will be always dependent on you?
You're wrong!
I can easily do other things.
But NOOO!
I just have to check if anything happened while I was out.
But what do I see?
Nothing, as per friggin' usual.