shitposting is harder than people think

In fact, I've just spent the last four hours brainstorming on various ends, looking for cover art that could inspire me, or reading dozens of episode transcripts to see which I could twist to write out a funny comedy.

Guess what? I've got nothing but three half-formed ideas. Two break my comedy rules, and the third doesn't even have enough basis to hit a thousand words.

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Ladies and gentlemen who are following me...

As you might have guessed or learned already, I am not, in entirety, a positive person in life. I deal in irony, I swing sarcasm like a dagger in the night, I lace your drink with cynicism. And I always respect the grayer side of existence. It proves very satisfying to write about, even if some of my work deals with joy and laughter too. Well, one has to appreciate the entire spectrum.

However... Take a look.

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Well, I thought I'd contribute to this, but it took me a while to decide on what I'd write or who for. In then end, I decided there are two people in particular who are deserving of this more than anyone else I know on this site. I may have only interacted with them once or twice and I've only been reading their works for a short while but I want them to know how much I appreciate their work.

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"I got porn, you got crack! She's excelling at being our dealer."
-as said to Bubble by one of her customers.

So this thing’s going around, and it’s pretty nice. I decided I wanted to do it, then decided against it, and eventually said fuck it, I’m not doing much writing right now anyway, so why not?
inb4 we all get disciplined for spreading chain letters!

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The agency known as S.M.I.L.E has been in existence in secret for a thousand years. Helping to fight, detain and contain entities and objects that would destroy Ponykind. It's agents are sworn to secrecy to preserve the peace of Equestria and many have paid the ultimate price in service to Harmony.

That said, S.M.I.L.E does far more than merely contain. They also study, observe, experiment and make hard decisions.

And die in the dark so that ponies can live in the light.

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Check it out on my Deviant Art!!

Minor Spoilers tho for those who havent read up till the recent chapter!!

https://www.deviantart.com/katana001/art/Warm-Smile-s-Family-758410440?ga_submit_new=10%3A1533709275

Quote for the Image

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Look, I know that I'm kind of a nobody on this site, but I've decided to pick up Crystal Wishes' "Share a Smile" idea. In case you haven't heard of it, here's what she wrote:

Here's what I'd like everyone to do: write a blog post about someone (or someones!) who you don't normally interact with that you admire, look up to, or just simply want to praise in some way. Then tag it with Share a Smile, as well as the

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There are a few short stories planned to be released on youtube in the future.

Sorry that it is taking so long. There are still some rather large reading projects I am working on not to mention my The Smiling Stallion I am working on for October.

I plan on keeping these two short stories a secret, so you will just have to guess and wait to see what they are.

Until then everyone relax and have a good day.

I mean my ADD can be a pain sometimes and this is one of those moments.

What that, it just that every time i see Smile Dog, Seen here:

I keep on thinking of that one chimera from FMA ( from BOTH animes) (you know Nina):

Hello everyone to anyone that sees this I would like to say this isn't an announcement of me coming back I just would like to say hi and talk about my old times here. When I first became a Brony during my college years I enjoyed a lot of fan fiction mostly adventure type affairs. It gave me joy in a time when I was looking. I wasn't depressesd but I was miserable that type of miserable where you know you could fix it but you didn't want to thinking it would be worth it in the end. For me it

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So this is a thing, apparently! Crystal Wishes got it in her head that folks need to smile more. Seems legit.

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SCYTHEA
WHEN YOU'RE SMILING

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Okay, this is of course a little different from my usual posts but two writers I follow and love the work of - Crystal Wishes and Carapace- have started the ball rolling on this challenge. (Might be others sure, but they are the ones I have seen.) Anyway here is the challenge:

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I'm in a Carl's Jr hanging with my family.

An odd arrangement of words foresure and especially in a website about writing but, I feel like it's odd choices are needed in this mundane life.

So here I am, eating with my family. And it's, nice.

I've been so alone with my thoughts and cursing myself that I forgot that there were others here for me. That's so hard to remember for some odd reason and weirder is I know it's not healthy and yet I never saw it as a problem.

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Crystal Wishes started a pretty cool thing. Share a smile!

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So Crystal Wishes did something wonderful yesterday, and I'd like to join in by thanking three specific people that I've gotten to know over the course of the past few months. All three have helped create and lead communities that I am proud to be part of, and I would like to acknowledge their efforts as leaders as well as to thank them for being the wonderful people

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