I had actually been planning this for awhile, but never got to it. With that being said, and how the song goes, I don't think I'm going to actually finish is until Season 5 is over.

In my time away from writing, I’ve been working on producing this song. It’s an electro/dance track inspired by Pinkie Pie! Really proud of how this turned out. Comments and feedback are greatly appreciated :)

*Zenex snuck into an alleyway in Ponyville. He looked around. It was the dead of night. He stepped into a hidden trap door in a building*

“Master Pie?”

*Looks at him* “Hehe! Come forth, Apprentice Zenex.”

*Steps forward and bows* “I have perfected the Art of Randomness.”

*Smirks* Good. Now...” *reaches for something* “It’s time to par-tay!”

*Smiles* “Yay!”

There's Endurance in Laughter

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Hello my subjects,

I am still quite active on this wonderful site, just not the kind of active you'd expect. I'm, albeit very slowly, working on a new story. It's my first attempt at horror. And by slowly, I mean very, very sloooow. Tidbits of inspiration come to me at different times. Usually I just rush to my computer and hop on to FIMfiction to write it down. And then, when I least expect it, it runs dry. But fear not, for I am not one to quit.

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Starbucks is dealing!?!SNORT

All credit to PixelKitties on DA for this special effort!

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Seen in the neighborhood. Smol pones to go with the cakes, alas, not in evidence.

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Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Birth Universe: Dark AU (temporarily name)
Story: Kamen Rider W Dark Equestria

Personality: A calmer Pinkie Pie (I Know it impossible)

Abilities: Pinkie Sense, Weapons mastery, knowledge of the Multiverse?

I'm a version of Pinkie Pie did you expect something ordinary?

Likes: Friends, Twilight, Rainbow, Boruto, Weapons, her counterpart and her other's family

Hates: Her family, Applejack, Racists, Sexists, and Ninjas

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If you've read some of my Writer's Workshops, you might know I have a... unique view on Pinkie Pie. Basically, I think she's a genius. In any case, I was reading a fic the other day about Pinkie Pie drinking coffee, and the climax involved Twilight literally stealing Pinkie's drink from her. Now, I've read plenty of "Pinkie-drinks-coffee" fics, and I get the principle behind it, but as I read that climax, it suddenly occurred to me how strange it was for it to happen like that. So... the

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Here's another of my meditations on Pinkie Pie. These don't really have a name, so I've called it "Pinkie the Genius Part 2" in my Dropbox. Anyways, here you go; hope you enjoy.

“Pinkie, how smart are you, really?”

Pinkie set down her mug of coffee and smiled. “Oh, so we're back to this, then?” she asked.

“The last time we talked like this, you showed a wise streak. So how deep does that go?”

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Just to see how crazy she would become?

Apropos of nothing, at least nothing that will bear fruit any time soon, I've decided that Pinkie is of German ancestry. Not just any German, mind you, but specifically those of the Pennsylvania Dutch. Why Pennsylvania Dutch? Because of two things: the Rock farm and the dessert shop.

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1. Let your imagination get away from you; it will come back with cake.

2. Sometimes, you cannot answer the riddle. And sometimes, that’s the right answer.

3. When it comes to scrapbooking family memories, you don’t find the time—you make the time.

4. Always ask the important questions, like “Is it ‘glowed’ or ‘glew’?”

5. Never make friends with inanimate objects; all they ever do is badmouth your other friends.

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I got a thing done! Had to lock up the cat to get it done, but I did, so now I can let her out and apologize by feeding her wet food.

Sleep tight, folks.
-Fuzz

Hello ladies and gentlemen. My disastrous life aside, I can all sure you that I am back at it at full force! Need evidence? Behold my first possible controversial failure.

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Also behold the start of Chapter VI of the Symphony of Canterlot!

Chapter VI: Al Azif and the Hard-Boiled Warlock

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Hi Folks of the Wastelands!

Long time, no speakage.

Apologies for the delay, but I promise I've not been sat on my laurels doing sweet FA.
In fact, I'm writing Chapter Sixteen of Scoundrels for you lovely lot. The Seven Day rule is allllmost over!

But, you're not there yet. Instead, you have Chapter Fourteen to enjoy, with that romance between Crow and Mole growing and blossoming!

Oh, and an appearance from these two...

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