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Apr
4th
2021

Stepsister · 3:35pm Apr 4th, 2021

*Gets stuck* Thorax would definitely take advantage of this... Kydra’s a girl! She can’t fuck me in anyway! “Kydra! I’m stuck! Help!”

*Happy futa noises*

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Mar
18th
2021

Father? Or Mother? · 8:54pm Mar 18th, 2021

"Pharynx, what in the name of Elysium were you thinking?!"

"Dad, I-"

"No! Griff is heavily injured because you messed with him twice for no reason! I thought you and your brother were getting along with him, why would you do this?!"

"I didn't mean to send him out the window!"

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Feb
6th
2021

💧 · 3:55pm Feb 6th, 2021

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Nov
30th
2021

Crystal Empire · 9:53pm Nov 30th, 2021

“Thorax? Hey, there you are… listen, I’ve been meaning to ask you something.”

“Sure, Pharynx. What is it? Are you… not enjoying the Crystal Empire?

“Well, of course I am! I mean, it’s nice. The structures are impressive, the Crystal Faire was enjoyable and the ponies are… decent.”

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May
4th
2021

Error 522: Connection Timed Out · 12:03am May 4th, 2021

“Have you tried refreshing or something?”

“I refreshed a dozen times, and it’s still not working! I have 10 days to get this vector finished, Pharynx! I dunno how long this streaming site is gonna be down for!

“Why not get the screenshot from Dailymotion or something?”

“Dailymotion doesn’t have 1080p! I want this to be high-quality!

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Jan
24th
2021

Tears · 11:08pm Jan 24th, 2021

Bezier had never felt so dehydrated in her life.

She was currently walking down the streets on a dry, dry, Saturday night. It would’ve been a miracle if it had started raining right now.

Bezier looked up to see if she had jinxed it; unfortunately, she didn’t, so she just kept walking.

She stopped as soon as she came across a familiar cyan changeling sitting alone under a streetlight. Perhaps he could lend her a drink or two. Hopefully three. She was just that thirsty.

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Oct
4th
2020

Misgendering · 2:41pm Oct 4th, 2020

“Hey, Bez...?”

“Hm?”

“Have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

“Sometimes...” *She smirks at him.* “Have you?

*Pharynx’s eyes widened and he glared at Bez, who smirked back, before hurling a pillow at her. Hard.*

“...Ow.”

Report BezierBallad · 119 views · #Pharynx #Bezier
Jun
26th
2020

CoD Sequel · 3:25am Jun 26th, 2020

*Crying*

“What’s his problem?”

“He’s mad ‘cause there’s no Call of Duty: Ghosts sequel yet.”

“Really? That’s what all this is about?”

“Shut up! I wanna know what happen to Logan! Did he turn or not?!”

“Weak.”

*Cocks shotgun*

“Heh, nice try, but we know that’s the prop shotgun.”

“No. No it’s not.” *Fires it into the roof.*

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Jan
16th
2021

Incoming Confrontation · 4:46pm Jan 16th, 2021

Pharynx lifted his head up when he turned to see Bezier sitting next to him. “...Hey.”

“Hey.”

“How’s it been?”

“Not great,” she admitted, sighing.

“Well... what happened?”

“It’s silly. You wouldn’t understand.”

“Of course I would, Bezzy. Just tell me anything.”

She looked at him, into his sparkling lavender eyes, almost getting distracted by them before sighing heavily. “It was the cake thing...”

He blinked. “What cake thing?”

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Feb
8th
2021

Should I change the title of this story? · 10:55pm Feb 8th, 2021

Cause I’ve been thinking about it lately.

This story was named after the chorus lyrics in the song titled “Monsters” by Katie Sky, since we thought it would be fitting for the relationship between Thorax and Pharynx depicted in this story.

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Oct
11th
2020

He a Snarky Boi · 3:48pm Oct 11th, 2020

“Hey Papa Pharynx! Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“The chicken.”

“...” *Blinks* “Now listen up you motherf—”

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Mar
15th
2021

Stupid · 6:55pm Mar 15th, 2021

“Pharynx, do you ever feel like an idiot whenever something stupid comes out of your mouth because you keep missing certain details?”

“Well, it sums up my brother perfectly to be honest. As well as literally everyone else I interact with on a daily basis. Pfft, idiots.”

“...I wonder why we’re friends then.”

Report BezierBallad · 115 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Sep
23rd
2020

Blackmailed! (Pharynx Edition) · 2:10am Sep 23rd, 2020

*Smirks and walks up to Pharynx* “Oh Papa Pharynx~ look what I found~”

“Hm? Oh, what the?!”

“Heheh, so, how to tell Tempest about this?” *holds up Tempest body pillow* “Heh, you are one sad bug. Tempest flashing her marehood? Such imagery. I bet Tempest or maybe Venom would love to hear about this.”

“K-Kid, you better put that back...”

“Fine.” *breathes in* “HEY VE—”

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Aug
10th
2020

He Ran Away (Again) · 10:19pm Aug 10th, 2020

Pharynx growled, trekking through the woods. He was sent to find a certain nymph who’d snuck out of the hive. Again. “Hero! Come out! I don’t have time for this!”

Hero wasn’t too hard to find. He set up camp in the exact same spot everytime.

He eventually found said camp, where Hero was camping. He peeked into the tent, finding him sleeping (as usually) under the blankets. Completely under the blankets.

“Ugh... Hero.”

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Jul
15th
2020

Enough is enough. · 7:46pm Jul 15th, 2020

“So... what are you going to do?”

“I dunno, man... but I can’t stand seeing my best friend suffer like this. I mean, he’s been fired, homeless, his girlfriend’s also homeless, and now Starlight’s kicked him of the School of Friendship for a crime he didn’t commit...”

“I swear, I’m going to have a serious talk with Starlight about it.”

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Report BezierBallad · 197 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Apr
24th
2021

Bezier... Again · 7:05pm Apr 24th, 2021

“Is that acrylic paint you’re using right now?”

“I was gonna use watercolor, but yeah, this is what I went with.”

“I’m honestly glad you didn’t choose watercolor. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it looks nice, but it can be harder to get a professional grasp on, especially when it comes to controlling the water itself, since it is incredibly runny and—”

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Mar
13th
2021

Us Time · 4:53pm Mar 13th, 2021

“Say, Pharynx. We haven’t spoken to the others in quite a while. You think we should finally go talk to them?”

“...” *giggling*

*snicker*

*insert both laughing here.*

Report BezierBallad · 93 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Sep
30th
2020

He a Dark Comedy Boi · 12:35am Sep 30th, 2020

“Hey, Hero. Tell me a joke or something.”

“Sure. Do you wanna know my best friend’s last words?”

“What?”

“'Are you still holding the ladder?'.”

“W-What?! Dude, what kinda comedy is that?!”

“The type so dark, it picks cotton.”

0-0

Report MlpHero · 137 views · #Hero #Pharynx
Mar
26th
2021

Piper · 9:51pm Mar 26th, 2021

“Ugh! Stupid mice!” Pharynx groaned loudly, constantly swinging a broom at the many rodents that scurried around the throne room.

“Still haven’t caught them?”

“Not even a rat tail. I kept telling my brother not give Ocellus permission to complete that one project for ‘Professor Fluttershy’.”

“Well, I might have an idea.” Flutterwings took out a small recorder.

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Dec
20th
2020

Decision · 5:52pm Dec 20th, 2020

It was only a day before he would be released from the hospital; Pharynx obviously wasn’t too happy at the moment to even think about it.

Not in the slightest.

He kept his head buried in his pillow when he heard the door opening.

“Pharynx? It’s me, Bez... again.“ The changeling walked up to him. “...Pharynx?”

After a few moments, the male changeling turned to face her; he had obviously looked like he had been crying for a while... not that he still wasn’t crying now.

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