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Aug
8th
2020

Changed · 7:04pm Aug 8th, 2020

”Hey, um... Oculus...? A-Are you... are you okay? You’ve been wearing that same tuxedo for a while, now.”

(Oculus snaps his head around in a full one-eighty, his neck seeming to crack as he turns to Ocellus...)

”Why, I’m doing just fine, my dear.”

”’My dear’? Since when did you ever... say it like that?”

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Report ItsGriffy · 51 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
May
30th
2020

Um... Power Went Out. · 12:43am May 30th, 2020

So, um, yeah.

Uh, sorry I haven't, uh, been active, but, uh, it probably doesn't matter anyways, so, errr...

Here, um, have a skit.


"Hey, Pharynx?"

"What?"

"Um... Oculus told me he had this 'obligatory horn polishing' to go to, and I'm starting to wonder if he's standing me up."

"...Huh?"

"Something about his horn getting all sticky, and-"

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Report ItsGriffy · 81 views · #Ocellus #Pharynx
Jun
24th
2020

Shotgun · 4:22pm Jun 24th, 2020

“Come on guys!”

“We’re right behind you.”

*Walking towards the car*
*Walking towards the car*

“Shotgun!”

*Groan*
*Groan*

“Hero, we— Woah! Woah!”

*Holding shotgun*

“No guys, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!”

*Cocks the shotgun*

Report MlpHero · 74 views · #Zenex #Ocellus
Jul
13th
2020

Blueberry Scented · 7:01pm Jul 13th, 2020

”Uhhh... Pentagon? What are you doing...?”

*shuffling through young Oculus’ personal things* “I’ll see how he likes it when I expose him...”

”Wait, like, physically?

”No, I just— well, good idea, but not exactly.”

(After a few more seconds of shuffling...)

”Aha!”

”That’s... that’s his shampoo.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 96 views · #Pentagon #Ocellus
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: The Goal Gets Closer · 3:37pm Jul 15th, 2020

”I honestly don’t even know how I survived this long...”

(Oculus lay on the floor of the hotel room Thorax provided for him and Ocellus...)

*loading a pistol* “But now I can finally be happy...”

(Smiling one last time, Oculus took the barrel of the gun in his mouth and fired...)


(Oculus jerked awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, then fell out of bed...)

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Report ItsGriffy · 99 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: He Can’t Walk, It’s Amazing · 4:04pm Jul 17th, 2020

”I’m sorry, but... but Oculus... he’s suffering partial paralysis in his legs.”

”Oh. Oh, that makes sense, doesn’t it? Because... because he shot me in my side.”

”Is... is it curable?”

”Well, not curable per se, but yes. We’ll try treating his injury, and he may be able to walk again, but until then, he should probably stay here.”

”O-Okay.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 121 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Apr
16th
2021

Nerds · 4:28pm April 16th

Ocellus trudged into the kitchen, watching with sunken, tired eyes as her own disgruntled father poured freshly brewed coffee into a mug. ”Morning, sperm donor...” she gruffed through gritted teeth, grabbing some orange juice from the fridge and popping it open.

”Great risings, offspring number three...”

”Morning television...?”

”Precisely...”

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Mar
25th
2021

Job · 7:37pm March 25th

”Hey, Phar? Did dad ever get that job at Papa Anon’s?”

Pharynx gruffed, Yeah. He’s been working day shifts and night shifts, just so he can toss dough and throw it in an oven...”

”Well, what’s wrong with that? It’s good he got the job, right?”

”He’s barely ever home anymore. Papa’s gone unbucked, I’ve lost my hardcore bucking partner—“

”Wait, what?”

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Sep
20th
2020

The Zenslayer 4 · 7:00pm Sep 20th, 2020

Zenex, by now, has gotten accustomed to slaying demons. He even had a few more weapons added to his arsenal. As he walked, he soon found a room with cobwebs all over. He looked around before noticing Ocellus examining the webs. She then looked at him.

“Zenny! There you are!” she said, running over.

Zenex shook his head. “You’re not Ocellus,” he said, pulling out his chainsaw.

She gasped, then cackled as spider legs erupted from her carapace. “You’re learning.”

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Report MlpHero · 44 views · #Zenex #Ocellus
Jun
21st
2021

Why · 9:33pm June 21st

over text

Hey, you up?

Yeah.

Thennnn, come over.

Why?

Hehee, why do you think?

So you can murder me?

May
26th
2020

She’s Had It · 9:57pm May 26th, 2020

”Oculus, I’m not gonna let you abuse me anymore!”

”Hey, Ocellus?”

”What?”

”I love you.”

*gasp* “Really?

”No.”

”Dang it! I fell for it again...”

Report ItsGriffy · 109 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Dec
14th
2018

Public Service Announcement · 9:56pm Dec 14th, 2018

So I have decided to create a group for Smolcellus (Smolder x Ocellus) stories. Sure there is one, but you can't submit stories to it, and it seems dead. If that ship is something you're interested in, or have a story that fits, head on over and toss it in.

Nothing else to report. Working on stuff and things.

Report jowijo · 145 views · #smol #ocellus
Jun
30th
2020

Wake Up Call · 10:07pm Jun 30th, 2020

*Sleeping*

“Zubat! Go!”

*Walks over to Ocellus*

“Use Supersonic!”

*Strums guitar*

“Ahh!”

*Falls out off of couch*

*Dies of laughter*
*Dies of laughter*

Report MlpHero · 99 views · #Mantis #Ocellus
May
27th
2020

In The Future · 11:12am May 27th, 2020

*wakes up, breathing heavily* What the... where am I...?"

*wakes up beside him* "Oculus... I'm craving popcorn and chocolate. C-Can you go pick some up for me?"

*loud gasp*


*jolts awake* "Woah, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

(You can get the follow up here, in my next blog)

Report ItsGriffy · 71 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Mar
23rd
2021

Befuddled · 3:04pm March 23rd

"...dad...?" Ocellus yawned, eyes peering open the slowest possible. They briefly adjusted to a moving landscape pointing diagonally, the stars shining bright at what she could assume was maybe midnight. "Where are we...?"

"Going to meditate. And I brought you with me because I need you to know how important world destruction really is."

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Apr
17th
2021

Having a bad day · 12:50am April 17th

”Dad, I think you should get more on the Headmare’s good side...”

”Oh, honey...we’re already plenty close!”

*deadpans* “Dad, she said the most genetically accurate social skills you would ever manage would be crashing through a store window and eating all their paper.”

._.


Jul
18th
2020

There’s Another Downfall · 2:25pm Jul 18th, 2020

“I cannot believe you hit me!”

”It’s not my fault Sour Oranges likes 50 Shades of Grey...”

True... b-but you still did it! I-I thought you weren’t that kind of guy... what happened to nice Oculus? Who would... drink chamomile and not... be abusive?”

*inhales sharply* “I’m not abusive.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 71 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
May
29th
2020

Holidays · 4:42pm May 29th, 2020

1. Hearts and Hooves Day

"Love's in the air, Oculus~!"

"It's suffocating."

*nuzzles him* "Love you, too."


2. Hearth's Warming

"I got you a preseeeent~!"

"What is it?"

"Mistletoe!" *she pulls it out, hanging it above them both*

"..." *his face gradually turns more red*

"Hehe."


3. Nightmare Night

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Report ItsGriffy · 75 views · #Ocellus #Oculus
Mar
21st
2021

Age · 4:31pm March 21st

”Hey dad?” Ocellus walked up to her father, who was currently at the grill, cooking the T-Bone steak. There were small lines engraved in it- grooves that looked like teeth marks and lines shaped like Griff’s face. Ignoring that, she looked to her father.

”Yes, pumpkin?”

”...how old even are you?”

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Jun
17th
2020

That’s Illegal · 3:08pm Jun 17th, 2020

*his eyes slowly blink open* “Woah... what happened?”

*lying on top of him* “Good morning, sleepy head!”

*he realizes they’re both in bed* “You... what did you do?”

”Wouldn’t you like to know~?”

”Oh... oh god, ew! Okay— funny joke, but—“

”I’m not joking.”

”No... no, not with you!

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Report ItsGriffy · 102 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
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