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The Librarian: Curse of The Judas Chalice

ARE YOU INSANE?!? I am thirty-three years old! CELEBOT MONK?!? Celebot monk?!? EXCALIBUR!! *tries to stab himself* come on! DO IT!!"

"GET THEM!! *gets spat on by lava* ugh! No! Get HIM! Not me! Follow the fingers! him! *gets blasted by ice* the yutz with the horse....

You left your keyyyyy in a mausoleummmmm DOWWN IN DIXIEEEE!

Dad! There it is!

DAD THERE IT IIIISSSS!
(Daad there iiit iiisss!)

Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!

SISTERS! Let make one thing perfectly clear. The magic that brought us back only works tonight, on all hallows eve! After that, when the sun comes we're dust...

Dust?

Toast...

Toast?

...PUDDING!!

AGGGH!!!

It wasn't a pigeon, it was a FALCON! With thilver wings...

Thilver wings? ohh scary~. YOU STUPID ANIMAL! Where is the sword...now?

In a place of untold danger, the Forbidden Forest. Precissely master.

Have I told you today....how magnificently and totally-WORTHLESS YOU ARRE?!? *RIP!!*

AAARRRGH!!

Where's he going? He's going into FREEZING COLDNESS to find some dog he doesn't like, to bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like HIM! Oh no!! I'm beginning to understand the bear!

Last weeks answer: Spawn

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's goin' to be a bumpy night! Oh! We're goin' in full throttle, that oughta keep thos rebel fighters off our tail! Lock and load gentlemen, time to rock and roll! YEAAAAH!! TORA! TORA! TORA!"

"No! No Batty to the cap! To the cap!"

"BOGEY! Bogey at three o clock! Red leader! Red leader!!"

Excuse me? Tch! are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here and now all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me?!? I don't think so, not right now! You're getting your wishes SO SIT DOWN!!!

Oh I forgot to tell you. I QUIT!! I resign! If it's perfectly in your ear, I am PRFOUNDLY outta here! And this isn't about money, I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill but hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean!

*crowd laughs*

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These are your...

Children.

These are your children?

Yes.

And you're?

Peter-!

You're Peter?

Yes.

You're Peter?

Yes.

No!

Yes.

You're peter?!?

Yes. Is there an echo in here?

"Bless me father for I have-"

"Sinned yes, I know! You're very good at that!"

I've already missed tea mister Albatross. Now don't force me to take drastic measures, you must relax.

Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! IF I WERE ANY MORE RELAXED I'D BE DEAD!!!

....I'm not convinced.

La la la la la la sing a happy song!

La la la la la la...this is so wrong!

You'll go as a wallet, you'll go as a belt and our dear Frank-.

No no no! I don't wanna hear it!

FRANK WILL GO AS~!

I can't hear you! La la Matilda! *sings in jibberish before removing his hands*

If your teeth come down, my sword goes up right into your brain!!

If your sword goes up, my teeth come down!!

(Later that night)

*removes a boney hand from between the teeth* oh good lord! Sir Eglamore...

I also plan to squeeze this in with my Warcraft fic.

“I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.” - Harry Hart, Kingsman

"You try, you fail. You try, you fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying. Try again."

"Life isn't some cartoon musical where you can sing a little song and your insipid dreams will magically come true! So let it go." - Chief Bogo from Zootopia

"You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song!" - Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie

"Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope music soundtrack." - Willow Park from The Owl House