I don't think I need to remind anybody of what's gone down–and is still going down–in Washington today. Suffice it to say it's become an utter hellscape down there.

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Today I'll share some high impact apeshitness for we little monkey folk.

I literally got the longest message in my life from someone I'm pretty sure I blocked a long time ago, James-Plasma. He sent me really obnoxious story requests, and I blocked him, after telling him multiple times to stop.

So, I got a message from The-MLP-Multiversal-Web, who I am pretty sure is a bot, and it's nearly five pages long. Of course, I replied with the biggest refusal I've ever had to write, a block, and I'm sure I need to report all this.

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Hello, hope you guys are enjoying your weekend.

My name is Connor.S AKA cnnr2000, a user whos been here since a few months ago. I am kind of new with the community on the site, I have been reading a couple of stories and been building up my profile before I can give a proper introduction.

If you are interested in following me, go right ahead, even if I don't post any stories. hope to see you next time!

In a recent riff of one of my fics, THIS message was directly aimed at me... (I won't tell you who sent it)

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Hello all (not like anyone's following me haha), it is I, BurgerTac (formerly known as Official Taco), back to the MLP ride before it ends. I gotta say, this series went a long way, huh? I still remember barely coming into middle school when this show was barely reaching it's first year. I wasn't really at the best spot at the time (as most teenagers), what with disrespecting authority and being "independent".

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DERPY! HELL YES!

Interesting things you might find...well, interesting.

1 - Doctor Whooves is almost exactly like Doctor Who's character here. Hasbro's been reading the fanfics, it seems.

2 - Continuity with Cranky and Matilda.

3 - Roseluck steals Lily's 'the horror, the horror' line.

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Because about a week and a half ago I attempted to reply, but all that happened was that I got this generic error message when I tried to post it. I mean honestly, if you're going to give me an error message at least give me some detail on what went wrong.

Because you can't just get stories from me. You also have to get difficult questions! It turns out GaPJaxie isn't the only author who can write thinly disguised political-philosophical tracts!

But let's talk about the new story first:

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Hey all, I just wanted to put out one last reminder that the Message in a Bottle Act 2 fundraiser is nearly complete. For anyone who didn't get a chance to get the last one, or who wants a copy of book two, you have about five days from the moment I'm posting this to make that choice! If you haven't taken the time to get a good look at everything, why not do so here:

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What is the cheesiest fourtune cookie message you have ever gotten? Mine is 'The closing of your favorite book comes soon.' I figured that translated to 'The death to your best friend comes soon.' Whoopidoo, that was years ago and nobody's dead yet.

Hey everypony, quick update on the Message in a Bottle print run campaign! About three hours after the project was announced, it was fully funded, how awesome is that?

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I love Valentine's day. Not just for the romantic stuff, but because it's a great time to tell other people in my life how much I love them. In a non sexual way, of course. This year, one of my friends who also writes did something clever, so I'd like to do it for all of you as well.

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Recently my heart was broken by rejection (but not from a girl, okay?)

And well it seems like I've been broken one too many times.

That event lead to something much worse, a breakdown and explosion.

Instead of trying to be nice and holding back any and all mean negative thoughts my inner demon/ monster jerk side of me was released, the one that has felt 10 years of pain, sorrow, agony and despair. 10 years of bad days, so yeah, he has a lot of anger to get out.

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I'm bored and I'm on my Xbox One, so message me, as my Gamertag is EmberKnight4657, if you want to chat or play Destiny, Halo 5, Titanfall 2, or The Division.

So, go ahead. I don't mind.

Seriously, do it.

I'm bored out of my skull.

Type down a list of things that you are grateful for, or think them up! Whoever has the most gets a free art request from me on the house.

Since I'm close to done with the next one, and no-one appears to have spotted the non-listed codewords in the last chapter, or at least no-one's claimed their virtual cookie for doing so, here's the relevant disclosure:

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So there's this documentary called "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" which is about Mr. Rogers, the mystique, philosophy, controversy and so on surrounding his life and work. I heard and read plenty enough about the man, but hearing these things retold alongside new factoids and anecdotes and instances never stops fascinating me and making me feel good about things, about the goodness that can exist in people.

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Hey, Fimfiction. Long time, no see.

I'm sorry I haven't been on for a while. It's been a very crazy few months. I haven't really been able to talk about it with many people, so I figured I would talk about it with you all, since you are my people. As a heads up, there may be some triggering material in here. Proceed with caution.

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So like,
Just from like stray comment in the comment section, just wondering....
Uh,
How many of you have a ScootalooxNopony going on in your head?