*Brews up relaxing cup of pumpkin spice tea, sits down at computer while humming classical music. Pulls up site while taking slow sip. Reads blurb on latest episode. Tea Spray Mother-F***ing Everywhere.*

Screw the mid-season hiatus. I'm doing this.

Flick

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After an early dinner and an uncharacteristically early bedtime (I’m more of a night owl, staying up past the witching hour doing God knows what, but this time I was knocked out by what I can only speculate as having been around 6pm) I had the most peculiar dream about Chessie’s Starlight Over Detrot. To give you a brief rundown of the plot (before my post-waking mind purges what little remains of the memory),

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Can't sleep. Brain is like a hamster on a wheel.

Who is best pony, and why is it Lyra?

Just look at those colors, that smile. There is no competing with her.

_{Twilight is pretty neat too.}

After a certain time of day or night (night in my case, the time in which I'm writing this), does anybody become extremely melancholic and thoughtful about their lives? Where you're headed, where you'll be in the next few odd years, if you'll be the same person or not, whether or not you'll still be single or in a relationship and how you'll handle it?

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I just finished watching Legend of Everfree. Maybe this is partially the accompanying cider talking, but I'm pleased overall, despite some gaping plot holes and continued hand-waving about how Equestrian magic is supposed to work in the other world.

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Well season six is finally over and that means watching/reviewing the last half. I had planned on holding off until next week cuz I'm a sissy baby coward have stuff to do the next few days, but work has gotten me riled up and gave me a crazy idea for late night shenanigans to both relax and get this thing over with. I'm loaded down with red wine and a bottle of Guinness actually no that's for a special occasion to marathon my way through this silly horse show, see how many

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This isn't exactly an update, I just wanted to point that out.

So...yeah...

What's going on with you?

But the caller ID sign says 'No Caller ID'. You ignore it. The call comes again a few minutes later, so you ignore it. Another few minutes later, 'No Caller ID' calls again, you get annoyed, but you ignore it. Again, it calls, but this time, you answer it.

You would probably greet in a pretty annoyed tone.

A soft voice talks. "Oh? I don't want an attitude like that around Equestria."

You immediately recognize the voice.

It was Princess Celestia.

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I certainly want to keep all rights to my own story, which means that I'll practically be ruling out every major publishing house there is.

I guess I'll self-publish, then. I can handle writing and editing myself, I can join some reviewing groups to get the thing proofread, maybe stir up some hype with Kickstarter and some marketing muscle, and partner up with a printing company to get the thing rolling into stores.

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I'm still awake at 1 AM. I was bored, so I searched up the city I used to live in on wikipedia.

I used to live just a bit down the road from an IM Flash Technologies factory.

Turns out that same factory makes about 1 in every 14 flash memory chips in the world.

Also, the entirety of Utah's population is centered around Lehi, which I know from personal experience has been nicknamed "Silicon Slopes" to compete against California's Silicon Valley.

So yeah.

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I'm sorry, but writing puns is hard this late at night.

Well, puns that don't involve sex for catchy phrases regarding incest.

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Scout has rhythm.

Just kidding. This blogs just about me talking about how I've now got a new habit of listening to music on my Bluetooth headphones for about an hour before actually sleeping every night because I lost my earbuds and so I listen to all my music at once.

Also, I still have no idea when and where I picked up the habit of randomly saying/shouting "meerkats".

Hey guys, Gamer here. Just had an idea I wanted ta' swing by you guys. I've been contemplating this one for a while and, to be honest, I have my heart kind of set on it. I was thinking about making an anthology of crackship, one-shot clopfics. For example: Maud Pie and Tree Hugger. Or maybe Big Mac and Queen Chrysalis. The more outlandish the better, and the more practice I get out of it to get back into the swing of writing. Let me know what you guys think. And maybe give me some suggestions.

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QuickBooks is obviously such a complex and user-unfriendly system that anyone who does not use it regularly has no chance of ever grasping it. The same can be said for any external payroll processing system, the catch-22 being that you must be an expert at using the system before you can learn how to use it, since a company won't hire you if you don't have the experience with their specific system, and you cannot be trained on a system without a corporation backing you.

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Another sleepless night. I am tired, torn, but... Excited? Today, husbando and I are signing the lease to a beautiful new home. On that, I am very happy. My heart still aches though. My family, my broken little family, has a fresh new crack. I hope the rift closes... Or at the least that someone busts out the super glue and mends the break.

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Alright, I've hit a literal brick wall while writing "One late night" and I've decided to put it on pause for a while. For now, I'm working with two of my friends to bring you all a new story.

I would give you guys a sneak-peak into the google docs file that we're writing it in, but I don't feel like being paranoid about someone making edits or just utterly fucking everything up. Sorry, but one bad apple spoils the bunch. It's happened before, so I don't feel like letting it happen again.

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Hey everyone, it's pretty late where I am right now, and as of writing this, it's 2:34am. But I'm crunching for time like Hell because I recently moved and got a new job, so yay me, and my co-author has also been dealing with their IRL schedule too. But I have exciting news! I have spent my limited time off to provide the stories you love. Expect at least one update and a new story. If I can complete the Equestria Chronicles Chapter tonight, that'd be great, but I might have to post it on

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"If a thing like this is worth doing at all, it's worth doing right."
- Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson

You know what bugs me? People defending poor writing quality by saying, "It's just clop." Yeah, because having graphic sexual content means you don't have to put any effort in. Come on, is it really so much to ask?

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