Late April State of the Author · 12:27am Apr 26th, 2019
My Android phone updated to sleek new icons and I don’t like it.
It also caused havoc with my internet, and I had to randomly push buttons until I could tether my phone again.
My Android phone updated to sleek new icons and I don’t like it.
It also caused havoc with my internet, and I had to randomly push buttons until I could tether my phone again.
So I've got 92 followers now. Thanks.
If I can get 100 followers and a TON more upvotes (which mean so much to me ) and readers and stuff but mostly upvotes because they are the gifts of the readers as well as statistics and I LOVE statistics-
Okay the point is I'll do something cool if it happens. I swear on my honor as a reclusive internet dweller.
With luck, the posting of a few new stories will give me some much-needed traffic, and maybe some of that traffic would like to preread for Lock & Key? anyways, I’m looking for one or three people who wouldn’t mind prereading chapters of Lock & Key so I can catch any weird errors or dimensional continuity failures before they destabilize and alter Earth’s geavity constant. Maybe.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YA FILTHY ANIMALS
I'M ON A BARGE SOMEWHERE ON THE HUDSON RIVER
THERE ARE DRINKS
THERE IS A GUY IN A HOMEMADE KIMONO
HE OFFERED ME A JOB
I NEED ONE OF THOSE BUT I SAID NO CUZ I'M A DATA ANALYST AND HE NEEDED ENGINEERS
GOODBYE 2021
THE PARTS OF YOU WHERE I WAS ASLEEP WILL SORELY BE MISSED
The story itself will be up Sunday. Hope you dig it :)
GUYS.
YES.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.
CRYSTALLINE IS GETTING A RE-WRITE! THAT'S WHY SOME STUFF HASN'T UPDATED RECENTLY IS BECAUSE I CURRENTLY HAVE 10 CHAPTERS OF THE NEW VERSION OF PINK ONE AND SNARK HORSE'S UTTERLY RADICAL QUEST WHICH YOU CAN SEE ON THE FRONT OF MY PAGE. THIS MEANS YOU'LL GET TO HAVE WRITING ON PAR WITH TOMB OF MAGIC INSTEAD OF BELOW IT. THE ERRORS IN THE ORIGINAL WILL PERISH.
BUT OHMYGOSH. THERE'S SO MUCH PINK.
We're gonna talk about canals and trains and ponies! But first!
Pre-read by the illustrious BlueBook and AlwaysDressesInStyle!
Hey there everyone, time for another blog post!
So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.
And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.
Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.
ALSO CAPS LOCK BUT WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT, HAHA! A NEW STORY HAS SORTA BEEN RELEASED. IT'S REALLY TWO STORIES, A ONE-SHOT AND A LONG COLLAB STORY THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR MONTHS AND HAS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CAPS LOCK THAN THIS BLOG DOES. IT ALSO HAS PLENTY OF WORDS, WORLD BUILDING, AND ALICORNS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ ANY OTHER STORIES FIRST WHICH IS NICE BUT THERE IS THE WHOLE EXCEPTION OF THIS: THE TWO STORIES ARE MUTUAL SEQUELS WHICH YOU COULD READ IN ANY ORDER. IF YOU'VE READ
What the fuck am I doing with my life? I thought I could do more things this summer now that I can drive but I was wrong. I'm just complaining on the internet.
Got a little bit of a different one for y'all today—instead of being a diagnostic adventure, it's a repair adventure! But first, you know what to do:
Greetings, my dark souls.
Do you know which month it is now? "It's October!" you will say, but there is more to it than that..... It's the season of darkness. The month of nightmares. The time were the nights are long and the days short and where unspeakable horrors lurk in the darkness and can hide behind every corner..... In short, it is the month leading up to Nightmare Night!
Greetings, friends of the darkness and followers of the macabre!
The day has finally come..... It is Nightmare Night!
The scariest and darkest day of the year is finally upon us..... And with it the demons, zombies and all the restless souls that couldn't find their way into the afterlife. Have you met one yet? Maybe not, but there is a filly who has.
HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all of his stories from FIMFiction in one week. As one of the best authors on the site, that's a pretty sad thing. You all should go read his stuff before he does it, because he's a really good writer.