Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

Stainless Key and I have just finished a new collaboration—which is to say that she finished making the vision that we shared come to pass. This time, it was Key's turn to come up with the concept... and boy, was it a Duesy!

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Hey there again, Guys! As per the usual, I’ve gone and done another review. However, this time it’s a little more close to home with one of my other stories. That being a Kingdom Hearts review. So let’s sit down and check out what this story has to offer.

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Steam key Giveaways to people in chat

Every Time a player enters an area, the name of the place shows up above in that format. Centered, quoted, surrounded by icons. Below is a list of the symbols I'll be using. I'm fairly limited with the options I had, but I fortunately most of them are very fitting.

Quest Area Where Your Quest Obj Is At

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So, a couple days ago, I had this odd dream from... I suppose a second person perspective? Cause, whoever was the main character in the dream definitely wasn't me, lol.

Anyway, after I had the dream, I started thinking about how the circumstances and characters were similar to something I had created long ago, and was struck with inspiration. Writing down the notes early in the butt-crack of the morning, I basically began my three day long mental dwelling of this new idea.

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Recently, some of Disney's 1990s VHS tapes began to sell for uber-expensive prices on eBay. We're talking REAL expensive here. These tapes were said to have cost $1000 recently - and even the media got fooled into this too. But as Imaxination1980 - i.e. Kyle Ostrum - points out, these tapes probably only cost nothing more than a buck or two.

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With luck, the posting of a few new stories will give me some much-needed traffic, and maybe some of that traffic would like to preread for Lock & Key? anyways, I’m looking for one or three people who wouldn’t mind prereading chapters of Lock & Key so I can catch any weird errors or dimensional continuity failures before they destabilize and alter Earth’s geavity constant. Maybe.

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Today's lessons learned:

-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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Look anyone who isn't over the age of 50 or so clinically brain damaged to the point that they're on permanent life support knows that Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants and Cassandra are the two best pony characters that have ever been conceived of to the extent that Lauren Faust cries herself to sleep every

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What's up, people?

I'm back with another film review. This one, however, is the start of what I'd like to call my "Christmas in July Jamboree".

You see, around last Christmas, there were some films based on the holiday that I meant to review, but didn't get around to due to lack of time. So, I thought that I could play around with the 'Christmas in July' concept by posting some reviews on Christmas films this month.

Anyway...

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Tina Turner - GoldenEye (from GoldenEye)

Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies (from Tomorrow Never Dies)

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough)

Madonna - Die Another Day (from Die Another Day)

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"The description is in decimal, when translated it reads:
Follow me into the darkness

walking by the sinners kneeling
in the sixth infernal circle
where their wounds are never healing

We descend across their pyre
burning tombs of eternal fire
making your way out by killing
shooting punching and blood spilling

But beware the sound you are hearing
out the pipes of organs screaming
holds a blessed code that's leading

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Some background first.

So, as some know, I've had two boyfriends and I'm on a third.

The first boyfriend lasted a month and I'm not entirely sure either of us really felt anything for each other. Haven't talked to him in a while, but I still consider him a friend *shrug*

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I feel like I'm lagging behind on blog posts to keep you guys updated on updates (well, for those that actually read these). And I guess, to a shorter extent, on new and upcoming stories.

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Ok, so I lied.

Honestly, right as I think it's gonna be a smooth slide into spring break WHAM! I got three projects and four essays to take care of. Am I complaining that I haven't gotten any writing (or frankly, drawn anything) in the past two weeks? Yes. Am I going to do something about it? Yes...

As soon as I get these essays done, because apparently I'm failing a few classes!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

Don't answer that, I know how that happens.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Behold!

I have the power to put things on t-shirts!

Like here: http://www.cafepress.com/designsbyemmalee

And here: http://www.zazzle.com/thedesignzshop

And also here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/lyraalluse/shop

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

How shall I abuse this power?

Eh...I don't know.

Any suggestions?

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Short one for y’all today, ‘cause I’m editing and stuff. Also mandated overtime at work this weekend (a call-in), one of the residents didn’t return when he was supposed to and that’s a problem because there’s a court order, one of our new guys is taking the week off and my manager spent today being lazy and a jerk, and...

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