Spam Bot Adventures · 2:13am Jul 27th, 2017
So, I'm on my friend Prince Conjure's Xbox Live account so I can play Dark Souls 3 (I'm too broke to buy a copy, he said he'd lend it to me, stop judging me). Outta nowhere, he gets a message from somebody that simply says "hey cutie".
My response?
You, me, behind the Walgreens, midnight. Bring the peanut butter, don't be late.
And cue the juvenile laughter.