"I just got off the phone with your family therapist, and I hadn't realized how many issues your family had."
"That's normal, though, right? You look under the hood of any family, and you'll find problems."
"Well that's... true, but when I look under the hood of your family, I find squirrels."
-Conversation I recently had with my therapist.

I post the MLP: FML series on both this site and fanfiction.net. I just got this review about an hour ago and, to be honest, I have no idea what the hell it's even talking about. I'm not even mad, just very...very confused.

So here it is...in all it's unedited glory. Please enjoy, because I know I did:

Alright. Some constructive criticism:

What the hell was this?

I mean, actually. What the hell was this? I mean, damn!

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In case you were waiting for it to be complete before reading it or something. In which case, don't read it, do something better with your time. Read Harpflank and Sweets instead, that's a classic, much better than anything I could write.

'Cause why not ¯\_(ヅ)_/¯

1-Poisonous
2-Traquil
3-Roasted
4-Spell
5-Chicken
6-Drooling
7-Exhausted

As I wait for my editors to churn through all the rewrites (They're doing great! PM me if you want to help or get a sneak peek!), I find myself revisiting old writings of mine.

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Hey, guys!

Nothing big here. Just popping in to say I'm not dead. Compati is coming along. I'm, uh... *checks google docs* 21 chapters ahead of what's posted. Still don't feel comfortable resuming publication until I've pretty much finished the story, because story reasons, but yea it's still moving forward.

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Why I'm asking this is because, as you may know, I'm writing a book in my spare time, and well, I suddenly realised I could probably do a thing a bit like Mass Effect 2 - DLC: The Equestrian Equation, of course, I would only do it if it fit in with the chapter. So, choices or no?

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Okay, I'm probably not going to finish The life of the bolts or A fanfic I don't know what to name but is about the wonderbolts, simply because I feel weird when writing it. I feel more comfortable in the current fanfic I'm doing now, You gotta DASH to be able to SOAR. So out of embarrassment I'm not going to finish them off, I think people would prefer the SoarinDash fanfic anyway

Anyways I'ma go wait for moderation and I'll see you later! BYE!

Hey fimfiction.

You all have been my readers, you've followed my stories, you've been with me on my journeys, and you've helped me through a lot of rough spots. Most of the time, I use my blogs as an attempt to vent my problems, or get help for others who need it, but this time... I'm asking for help for me. And that's... A first, really.

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Confession time: I haven't exactly been doing well lately, at all. Around here, I'm probably already known as the person who can't stop talking about politics all the time, and for a reason I guess. (Hello to all the people I've argued with here, I bet you're feeling pretty good right now)

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I recently won a competition against authors much better than I am. I'm still not sure how. (First place out of 57 short stories in last month's The Writeoff Association contest, specifically.)

I am continuing to modify the story for publication which I am fairly certain will make it much better for everypony except Titanium Dragon.

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So, uh, yeah. I survived the entirety of 2017. Go me!

Here's to a year of happiness and good fortune to all of you. You deserve it.

I swear, I have six different unfinished story blurbs in which Discord plays a major role and now I'm going to spend the entire writing process terrified that the moment I publish them someone's going to shout "RAR RAR DISCORD IS THE DEVIL, DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE."

Am I being silly and/or paranoid? Maybe, I don't know.

...What do you all think? please let me know

Phew! Four Months without your own laptop is tough!

My laptop screen had broken randomly one day. Long story short, a loose hinge that was threatening to break the casing on the laptop actually damaged the cord connecting my screen to the motherboard. I handed the laptop to my friend's dad, who is a professional at fixing computers/internet stuffs.

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the dark surrounds me. dark eyes, they're watching. Waiting. tremors run up and down my spine, gruesome images filling my dreams. unaware, my arm hangs off the bed. pitch black darkness closes in.
and holds my hand.
the tremors stop.
the night is calm.
bye

-me.

I am running two panels at PonyFest 3.0 this Saturday!

Click on the link, it is free to attend!

One of them will be an interactive choose your own adventure story with Derpy which is a bold experiment that will almost certainly not turn out to be an enormous dumpster fire.

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i wrote a sad one-shot the other day, and it’s already gotten a lot of attention

i’m super jazzed that folks like it, so if you like my writing in Family Tree, check it out. it is sad though, so watch out.

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