Hey guys. Check out my story where a guy with ice powers saves Equestria and wins someone’s heart
Hero woke up in a daze. He felt Zenex’s hooves holding him from behind. He looked over at the changeling. “Uh... Zenny...?”
Zenex opened his eyes, looking drugged out of his mind. “Mmm... yes honey?”
Honey? Zenex never used the word 'honey'. Unless...
“Zenex, did you get into the ranch powder again?”
Zenex smiled. “Heheheh... you know me sooooo welllllll...” he pulled Hero closer and began kissing Hero all over the face. Hero pulled away.
“Zenex... you’re fucking high.”
“Aw come on guys! Why can’t I choose the songs this time?!”
“Because!” Hero turned to him. “You made everyone at Sire’s Hollows hate us!”
“How’d I do that?”
*At the last show, Dagger choose to play this song. Suffice to say, the ponies of Sire’s Hollows were not happy*
*Hive has been trying to get his therapy business up to scratch. So, he tried on Hero*
“So, how do you feel?”
“Like throwing myself off a bridge...”
“Okay... why?”
“Because I can’t talk without a butterfly effect happening. Every. Damn. Word. Every time I talk is just... a fucking bomb going off in a crowd of people.”
“I... I see... have you tried talking about—”
*Zenex walked into Hero’s room*
“H-Hero...?”
“Hm?
“I-I had a nightmare about Arthrax and Hex again...” *walks over and climbs into Hero’s bed*
“Heheh, c’mere Zenny.” *Cradles*
“Hehehe! H-Hero...?”
“Yes?”
“C-Can you sing that lullaby...?”
“Do I have too?”
*Whimpers*
Hero laid in bed, pulling his snuggle pillow close. However, his pillow was pulled away in favor of something much smaller. Hero opened his eyes, yawning. He looked down at the object, noticing a pair of blue and green eyes staring at him. He blinked at the nymph. “Zen?”
The nymph looked up. “Hero...” he mumbled, snuggling closer.
“What’s wrong?” Hero asked, pulling Zen close. Zenex blushed slightly, looking away. Hero nudged him. “Zenny? What’s wron-”
“So uh... tell me again how you defeated the Timberwolf King. I mean, it’s highly unlikely you defeated it with a knife.”
“Oh, no. I didn’t defeat it by myself. I got slammed into a bunch of shite, then Wolf kicked a rock into its mouth, the pushed a boulder of a hill and into it, allowing me to defeat it by bringing down my hatchet into its neck.”
“Wow... then how’d you defeat the Lufferlang? I mean, you had to have defeated—”
*Trots into Ocellus’ room* “Okay... as unlikely as it is, she’s gotta have something here...” *Checks drawer and finds hoofcuffs* “Okay... promising sign.” *checks second drawer and finds a magazine* “How to lose your virginity in a few easy steps... I swear, if I find a strapon or something, I’m gonna flip...”
*He continues checking, yet finds nothing*
“...Unless Smolder has the... oh gosh, that’s a bad mental image! Unsee! Unsee!”
Hero had been trying to hop up and grab a box of crackers from the very top shelf. As he continued his little escapade, Griff peaked around the corner, watching as the short changeling tried to grab the crackers.
Griff stared, before rolling his eyes and walking over. He lifted Hero off the ground.
“Eep!”
Griff set him onto top of the shelf, allowing him to grab the crackers. Then Griff left the room, and Hero on the top shelf.
*Laughing*
“Heh, had enough?”
“Yehehehehes!”
“Okay!” *Lets him up* “Heh, cute.”
“Hey! Hmph...”
“What? You are!”
“S-Shut up...”
“Heh, you’re such a tsundere.”
“A what?”
“A tsundere. It means you got a heart. A small one, but a heart at that.”
“Sounds about right...”
“So you admit it!”
It's not often that a news article brings tears to my eyes, but this did it for me. This man gave everything to save 669 innocent Czechoslovakian children, most of whom were Jewish, from imminent death and destruction on the eve of World War II. He arranged for them a safe passage to the UK from Czechoslovakia and found homes for them where they would've most likely have been victims of the Holocaust. The thing that strikes me the most is
Hero sat down with his notepad, looking at Zenex. “So, you wanted to talk?”
“Mhm...” Zenex nodded. “Just need to vent.”
“Well, go on.”
Zenex sighed. “Well, you know how I survived getting torn in half?”
“Yeah?”
“Well... when Flutters found out, she got very overprotective of me.”
“Oh?”
Hero stormed into his room, slamming the door behind him. “Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! DAMN IT!” Hero screamed, flipping the table that held his writing utensils and his songs. Fields of the West landed at his hooves. He glared and picked it up. He growled, threatening to tear the paper, but alas, sighed and set the table up, neatly stacking the songs up. He sighed, looking at the other songs. He groaned and slid the papers into his bags, along with his most important and treasured
“Hahaha! Okahahahay, that’s enohohohohough!”
*Lets the nymph up* “I still can’t believe you asked me to do that...”
*Sits up* “What? You didn’t have fun?”
*Shrugs* “Eh.”
“Well... um... are you ticklish?”
*Blushes* “N-No! Why would you even ask that?”
“Come on Hero, everyone’s ticklish.”
“Yeah? Well not me.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
*Hero sat in a court room after falsely being accused from an anonymous source. However, the law didn’t see it that way. Luckily, Hero had a plan.*
*Looking at Hero* “State your name.”
“Not Guilty.”
“What?”
“I had it legally changed.”
“So you’re... Not Guilty?”
*Gets up, flips chair, and moonwalks outta there*
“...”
*Walking* “Hm... I wonder what I should do on my break... what do you think, Wolf?” *looks to the wolf at his side*
“Arf!”
“Yeah, that should work.”
I know I said I was taking a break, but I never said I would stop writing/posting skits and stories
I just need a break from drama and other things.
“Hey Zen! I gotta show you something!”
“Hm?”
“Watch.” *shapeshifts into a candy version of himself, his body turning into a gummy, his horn turning into rock candy, his legs turning into candy canes, his eyes turning into pepper mints, his mane and tail turning into cotton candy, and his fangs turning into chocolate. “See? I’m a candyling!”
*Mouth watering*
“Zenex?”
Page generated in 0.037 seconds
Total duration
770 users online
685,324 hits today, 1,300,540 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
