To the tune of Seasons of Love: https://youtu.be/s1c3MARlJ0Q

>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand paying the whore.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Why do you donate when you’re so poor?

>For shoutouts?
>For Thank-yous?
>For titties?
>For top donation?
>You think that she’ll date you for the right price?

>To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets:

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Hiya, Lord Dominator here, #1 villain in the entire galaxy. No, not Queen Dominator or Lady Dominator, Lord Dominator. See, unlike your previous ruler, Harmony Charmer, I don't really care for titles as such. Good to know she's gone.

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Hey, remember me? The guy who WRITES? Well, I have tons of stuff I want to WRITE but the problem is I never know what to WRITE. So help me decide by voting on my straw poll:
https://www.strawpoll.me/20291732/r

Now, I'm sure you all have been anticipating who has been granted the honor of being a new Smash Brothers character through the Smash Fighter Ballot.

You have your King K. Rools, your Shantaes, and even your Ridleys.

But with my magic crystal ball I shall reveal the winner of the ballot.

Ok.

Here goes....

Oh my!

How did I not think of this sooner?

The winner is...

Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man and Megaman are fighting

Then...

A bright star twinkles in the sky.

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I have no idea what I'm doing up right now Scratch that, I'm doing homework. Well, supposed to be doing homework. Whoops. I don't think I'm sane during the early hours, then again, when am I ever sane?

Hello again! It’s that time again folks, an update blog!

Chapter 9 is currently nearing the end of the initial writing/proofing phase. After this I’ll comb through it again to add more details, fix any inconsistencies and errors, before a final check and posting! I’m shooting for the end of May if all goes well, with Memorial Day providing an extra long weekend to get some personal work done.

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I do not speak very good rhyme

So I shall not give her the time

To shine of the page like I wished I could

Because I failed practically all my classes this year because of COVID 19 and online class like seriously I lost so many brain cells

So this dilemma continues to stir

So I am somewhat rabidly manic at the moment. Someone just messaged me that dC/dt got a TVTropes page -- which I've always wanted but could never make because of the obvious problem of Author Bias. I probably just spent the last hour reading an intense amount of dedication to catching everything that made my heart grow three sizes today, eliciting manly giggles every so often when a particular trope just fit too perfectly or reminded me of some small moment I had forgotten.

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What? It's a story that I already published? You betcha. There's something about that story that'll find its way into my next one. In fact, I'm pulling pieces of multiple past stories in. You'll just need to find 'em.

Ok so

If I can come up with an even worse feghoot pun, I'll write a sequel to Ok So.

Ideas are welcomed.

Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

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Y'all know that I've been making progress with revising my stories for print. Well, I only have one story left to work on for the first collection to be ready in terms of "Wow all these stories look nicer now" but I also did another cool thing.

The Luna and Celestia interludes of Enemy of Mine have been revised and expanded. I also fixed up some colored text whoopsies that I spotted in the latest chapter that fuckin' slipped by my initial dozen editing reads because formatting.

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Slam my head into the wall,
Barney's a purple dinosaur.
Don't speak of the attic man,
Or his creepy broadsword hand--
Thanos died on Shaggy's land,
Cats and dogs form metal bands.

heyo everypony!

I just want to say that I'm sorry for making it look like I've gone on hiatus - as a matter of fact, I've actually had a very long period of time where I had to sit down and focus on my university work because I needed to get some assignments done for the middle of January and I've also been working on TWO original novels as well! 😄

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Hey guys,

After much thought, I've decided it would be best to leave fimfiction. Quick and simple as that. I thank everyone who has decided to help me out and those that have read my stories, you guys are the real mvp's.

On that note, I bide thee all farewell.

S.G.

OR AM I?!

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Light is wondrous. So beautiful, you want to hold it in the palm of your hands. But many others do have the same notion as you do. They would be afraid of the light you hold, the power you have. These are people that also depend on you for safety. For their sake, you must hide the light deep within so you don't frightened them, but be careful as it is not easy to contain.

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it's quite addicting, especially in it's solid form

No, seriously.

I can't be the only one who's noticed it--anybody who looks at the majority of the New stories has to at least see it.

Like, okay, it's Spring. I get it. Animals are doing it all over the place, probably even more so since we're all crammed in the house. Gotta make them babies.

But...guys.

Okay, some people are into porn. I'm not gonna, uh, judge you for an entire blog post, but...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN PORN STORIES?!

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Questions can be found here.

Alrighty, here we go!

1. What was your first fic and could you stand to reread it today?

My first fic was Enemy of Harmony, and yes, absolutely, it is one of my proudest works, just under D.E.R.P.Y.H.O.O.V.E.S., a "sequel" of sorts to it.

2. What’s your most recent fic and how far do you think you’ve come?

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