"Swans huh, a likely story....you keep playing around in shop class, gonna get your faces sanded off. I was wondering if you recognized a girl in this photograph?? ?? ?? ??" Ili diras ĉe la fino, ke lia serĉado de originaleco estis senutila tamen. La koncepto signifas ion malsaman por ĉiuj, kaj li tamen rigardis ĝin malprofunde, ĉar lia malsano forprenis la tutan eksteran individuecon de ĉiuj, krom la knabino. ni kiel la spektantaro ankoraŭ konis

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HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

HOW

HOW THE FU-

(yes I use bookmarks you scrubs)

and I accidentally hit the Yahoo bookmark. No big deal right? Just go up to my bookmarks bar and click on FiM. Right as I'm about to do that, I come across this:

Do you see it? Okay okay, not specific enough.

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Black and the Blue
By Super Trampoline

No more flowers blooming out on the trees
But the strange fruit still grows strong
50 years of begging down on our knees
Tell me what’s another protest song?

Imagine the terror in your eyes
Whatcha gonna do when you realize
It don’t matter if you got alibis
If you’re black and they are blue
Black and the blue

He was holdin’ something I couldn’t see
Turns out it was just his state ID
Had his hands up but he still scared me

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First, your internet was already slow as crap when my parents signed the contract.

NOW, THE INTERNET CONNECTION ISNT EVEM THERE.

Which means that my mom can't work, I can't do my homework, and every weekend until next year for me will be destroyed.

Way to go, Comcast. You're literally destroying livelihoods here, and hindering the ability of a high school student's studying.

Not to mention the fact that it'll be pretty hard to write stories on a phone. Geez.

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Kids and partners gone. Resting after doing 3 gruelling 12 hour shifts in a row, running my self a hot bath because my limbs are aching like hell and then I get a text from my partner saying; "Could you empty out the water out of the turtle tank." No please or anything. And, considering the Tank is the size of a bookshelf and has all the bits and pieces in it, I replied, "Sorry, no." But what I really want to say is;

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What the actual, literal hell is going on with YouTube?? I've had THREE notifications made against me today, claiming copyright against me. You know what's horseshit? 'A copyright owner claimed copyright infringement on your video', but the video is original to me!

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First Fimfiction Feghoot Festival Results Livestream is Tonight!

After half a dozen postponements because my life is on fire, we are finally doing the contest results announcements tonight! Here’s the deets:

What: The First FimFiction Feghoot Festival Results Livestream

When: today, Saturday August 31st

What Time: 7:30pm Pacific Time/10:30pm Eastern Time, probably for about 45 minutes to an hour.

Where: Three places!

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Don't just drop a major goddamn spoiler for the end of a goddamn game, especially not the end of a GODDAMN TRILOGY OF GAMES, in the comments section of a blog, story, forum post, etc. without TAGGING THE MOTHERFUCKER.

Y'all KNOW BETTER THAN THIS SHIT. I talked about this NOT TWO WEEKS AGO and y'all are still fucking shit up.

I am so goddamn pissed right now I can't even see straight.

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June 17: I wreck my car.
July 5: My cousin I grew up with dies after an extended illness.
July 26: Neighbors threaten to sue us over payment for repairs they did on a shared driveway, wind up paying them over $1,000.
August 15: Dropped my phone and busted the screen.
August 28: Hit some metal on the road, wind up needing to replace all four tires on Asilin's car.

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i nedd a DX11 feature level 11.0 to play dead by daylight...FML

Borderlands 3 will not support pre-loading on the Epic Store.

Tim Sweeney's response:
"It’s complicated. We’ve released support for file preloading which is sufficient for some games, but we aren’t certain it’s up to the demands of a blockbuster like Borderlands."

And you jokers want to compete with Steam? That had pre-loading in 2004? 15 years ago? Pathetic. Simply pathetic.

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Summed up perfectly by Johnathan Pie;

Who knows what hell awaits in 2018, eh?

If you want a project written?

WRITE A FORMAL FUCKING DOCUMENT FOR THAT PROJECT.

DO NOT:

• Use periodic comments spread over a fucking week inside a Slack chat room as your official documentation.
• Use a string of emails as your fucking documentation.
• Ignore questions that you get asked, or worse get ANGRY when you are asked questions ... WHEN YOU HAD INSISTED THAT THE DEVELOPER DO SO IF THEY HIT ROADBLOCKS.

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If you haven't seen Estee's blog, here it is https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1011753/obabscribblers-mlp-audiobook-channel-is-in-danger-of-deletion-please-help-her-wake-up-youtube

I'm kind of livid, words are not coming

UPDATE: Good job, everypony :)

Officer didn’t show up, bullshit “biking on the ride side of the street” ticket dismissed!!!!!!!!