There is snow and slush on the ground, the wind chill is fairly high, and house heat is broken.

https://imgur.com/a/lo1g4 (Looks like my finger is fat in one of them)

The first image is today. Nice and sunny.

The other two are yesterday. No sun, -20C at least, with at least -15C windchill. The cars were waving at me yesterday, and that control freak wind was makin em do it. And I had to walk a bunch in that.

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All these horse famous writers and they’re universally adored gives and FUCKING FIGHT ME WHY AREN’T I HORSE FAMOUS.

Ask me fracking questions!!!!

As i said...I'm a little drunkityy drunkers. Also, there's a new RariJack oneshot coming very soon that is more saucy and steamy than anything I have ever written. So.....hooray for that! The draft is finished, and it's off to the editor! Next up, the latest installment in the my favoritest story I've ever written. OctiScratch for the win!!!

I love the RD animation that follows the mouse, but...seriously, it's been a VERY long time since she has said anything new.

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https://www.twitch.tv/saro0fdemons
Setting up to Livestream league of Legends, whereupon every death I shall take a shot of vodka(35% alcohol) and inbetween I will be giving away a few games. But only if we manage to get 10+viewers

https://www.twitch.tv/bandy_bout
https://www.twitch.tv/bandy_bout
https://www.twitch.tv/bandy_bout
https://www.twitch.tv/bandy_bout
https://www.twitch.tv/bandy_bout
ENTER YE MORTALS AND DESPAIR
WE'RE READING COLD IN GARDEZ FICS

Four years later, this video still speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Coming soon to own on DVD and video*, from the mind of the person who brought you classic stories such as FILL IN BLANK , FILL IN BLANK , and FILL IN BLANK (OPTIONAL) , comes a brand new story, the likes of which have never been attempted before and is banned in seven entire municipalities.

A comedy.

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You've been warned.

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And in case you aveny noticed today:

IN WHICH DEATH
A little less than 24 hours ago, I got word from my office manager that my late dad's beloved dog had passed suddenly. Here's a sad song.

Golden Retriever. 5 years old. Probably a snake-bite. RIP, my buddy.

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I know, it's shitty.

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Take a shot every time this guy says “Fun fact:”

So yeah, after work, me and my roommate sat down and watched the first seven episodes of FiM over wine coolers, and he pointed out some things that I never noticed before, namely in the ones the featured Gilda and Trixie. Before that, he noted how the first three episodes were directly written by Lauren Faust herself, meaning that was how the creator envisioned her characters. In Ticket Master, at one point it seems like Twilight views her friends as an array of boxes yelling at her into utter

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1. Pinkie Pie's bathroom
Why would it be there? If the girl is crazy enough to handle chaos magic, then why would a normal item like a Dildo be in her house? Goodness knows she uses an alien appendage.

2. Donut Joe's coffee shop
No way Twilight would do something that ridiculous to someone she respects. Donut Joe is a respectful stallion and thus he doesn't attract raunchy mares. Unless they are business mare's like Harshwhinney.

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*chugs glass of bourbon and moonshine soaked eggnog*

but seriously, I want to wish you all a very happy and joyful Christmas! if you're under 18, don't get too crazy and if you're over 21 find a place to sleep because I bet you dimes to doughnuts you're not gonna be driving home tonight!

Just launched my first edited story, it's live and here to stay!

Currently kinda drunk but you know, so what. Launched that prequel to a story that I am working on. Was super nervous but it seems well received by a small group.

Also, go watch 'Ready Player One', it's pretty entertaining.

We're having a SFSF night!
Come watch on https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
or, if you'd like to try the DLive service
Come watch here https://dlive.tv/Ravvij

We're reading horrible stories while drunk! Pepper your angus and unzip your fly, lookout boys, we're goin' in dry!