It's been blogged elsewhere (in fact, it happened last year), but I felt the need to share, so that more eyes could see.

Tennessee defense attorney Drew Justice, in the case of Tennessee v. Donald Powell, sent a response to the motion that the phrase "the Government" be barred from the proceedings. In other words, the lawyer representing Tennessee didn't want Drew or Powell calling the State of Tennessee "the Government."

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You know that song you just can't get out of your head?

***The following is an excerpt of a story I'm writing. The first part of the story takes place before Season One. The following is 3/4 of a page I wrote on my way to work one day this week, and today I thought, 'I'd like to have some input of some kind before I start trying to publish the chapters. That Crier bit is funny. Let's give it a go.' So, there is it: an excerpt of a town crier gag for the Grand Galloping Gala while the Main Character is likely elsewhere in the Castle and may or may

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this little 'gem' i found jest made me think there's a meme going on around the little red.

......... you are irking ellmo now. and ellmo dose not like it at all.
tuff luck fuzzy butt. its funny.

1. Pinkie Pie is not allowed to drink coffee.

   1. That also includes any kind of coffee variety.
   2. Pinkie Pie is now also not allowed to drink tea with sugar.
   3. Any drink with sugar or caffeine is prohibited for her.
2. Whenever Pinkie Pie throws a party, she isn't allowed to invite everypony from neighboring cities or towns unless there are family and friend connections.

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Novel Idea asked me about Random comedy and I spat out enough words for an interview and then a bunch of polishing happened and the whole interview is up on Equestria daily.

Perhaps it'll provide some insight into the writing of comedy, or a look into my, surprisingly not drug-fueled, process!

What do you call a unicorn at the arcade?

A pinball wizard!!

So, well after the fact, I learn that Aragon is doing a comedy contest. That I've only learned about NOW as opposed to when it first came out. You guys are slacking!

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Help me because discord,-ELLO GOOD CHAPS!- Thericl,-We’ve met before-Deadpool,-Sup bitches-Pinky Pie,-HELLOOO!-This random bastard,-Just your average neighborhood big cock here-Shut the hell up. Sometimes Twilight but she fine,-Good to- WAIT A SECOND!-okay sorry not what i meant.

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This made me crack up big time!!!

For my next story, I need a little help. I want to hear what you think the funniest story is on this website.Lets just say I will make a few jokes here and there in my next story based on it so don't get your RD panties n a bunch.

“Hi, Dying! I’m Dude!”

https://m.

What Is Spliced?

*The series centers around the adventures of two best friends, Peri and Entrée, who recreate a functional society with a thriving community of bizarre half-baked leftover mutants in Keep Away Island, after the mad scientist that created them is sent away via boat.

[Teletoon owns Spliced.]

Hurray!! Pony Dragon Riders and Night Mare's Guard are done!!! You know that this calls for? A party!!

*Whoosh sound followed by a small cloud of dust* You called?

Yipe!! *Shakes fist at pink party pony from precarious perch in rafters* Pinkie!! How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?!

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I'm busy, but don't worry, the next chapter will arrive soon. For now, enjoy these 2 vids.

Also, think some of these jokes should land in the Fic? Just asking

Yes that little story I started a month ago is updated. After a long and torturous writers block I finally have continued the story set to be finished last week. This next chapter sees costume changes, crazy antics, amazing scooter skills, and one amazing storm.

I hope you enjoy watermelons!

Let the melons rain!

It's when something's funny and you laugh at it until you poop yourself a little.

Good talk, folks.

I've started a new project that I'm VERY EXCITED ABOUT. Here's a link: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/384189/delinquency.

Please tell your friends.

Well, so I was riding home from work yesterday, and this line from DBZ Abridged kept running through my mind. By the time I got home a story had formed in my head, so I quickly booted up the desktop and hammered out the entire thing at one go. It has just been submitted for approval.
Hopefully it will go over better than the fourth Zecora story did.

So as a car guy we like to make are cars fast in our own desire whether it be carburetors or fuel injected. we like our cars to go vroom vroom. well my buddy dash32 has a conversation of my BMW 535i. talking about ECU tuning maps
and how much power they let my car make, plus on top of the idiocy we say over on the texts we send each other. so let me put it like this my car has 3 maps

map 0: stock 320 horsepower
map 1: 460 horsepower
map 2 is the most powerful one

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