Welp, it's around midnight where I am right now, and I've been writing NONSTOP since like 8 p.m. That's what happens when you get a brilliant epiphany for your next exposition dump while in the shower.

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WHILE TYPING THIS

If you can guess who this little pony is, I'll give you a hug and some of Vanilla Mocha's Internet Coffee.

fIRSt Estee kneeds hep making a Sonic xover w/MLP Go reed and wirite.

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Want to know how to start a morning off right?

I'll tell you right now.

https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/medium-roast/products/caf-coffee-blend

(I had to remove my own picture because fucking Imgur)

That delicious [buysomeapples!] right there. That's how to start a morning off right.

I am wired and I am ready to write.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/315935/thinking-about-apples

This one was really adorable, though it did not go much into the character development beyond just a few scenes. I liked it though. It felt warm and cozy to read, and it definitely serves as an interesting way to analyze the characters.

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I just posted Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey, the last story in the Coffee Trilogy. Said trilogy was started by the aptly named Coffee Break, which was one of the first stories I felt was good enough for this site. Then, we had Sweet Sixteen (Thousand), which began my love for the Dazzlings and laid the ground work for LBS. Finally, we have Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey, something that should've come out months ago, but I only just now finished.

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Yep, I now have a Ko-Fi Account which many can find Here.

All I ask is that people buy me Coffee or I sic Kofi on you.

One of the eternal questions we face is "How do I write good emotional stories?"
One of the eternal problems with that question is that everybody handles the problem in a different way. For example, my notes on The One Who Got Away were barely a page long before I started writing.

Below, I've got an example of First Draft/Second Draft from my story in progress, Her Royal Morning Coffee. Caution: It's a little racy.

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This guy that made that out of the blue for me is AWESOME. Go follow him if you aren't!

So here I was a few days ago at a local Cafe.

Everyone goes to this place because it has free Wi-fi. It's not for the coffee I will say that much, mainly because their coffee tastes like piss.

Anyway off track here. I'm sitting off in the corner of the cafe minding my own bussiness, I'm on my tablet as is like everyone else in the whole damn place!

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First things first, if you don't know what the title of this post is from, watch this: https://youtu.be/8Tc7MH5ZXbg

Full disclosure, at the time of writing this I am barely hanging on after an all nighter. Man, I really don't handle these as well as I did in college...

...In retrospect, I probably didn't handle them very well in college either.

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Even though it's fall now... some pumpkin coffee and some whip cream is delicious.

I’ve yawned like three times in the past ten minutes
woooo back to feeling tired all day :D

Just yawned again as I was writing this so four times

The good news is that in the next 3 days to 2 weeks, Amazon is most likely going to get me right to work on a job. The bad news is I still need gas money until I start getting paid. And like, I'm not even getting paid to write these fanfics. I know it's been slow lately but come on, I've entertained with my body of work, I just need some help. Or if you could, share my gofundme with people who will donate. Or if not, then I still got my ko-fi. Anything helps and thanks ahead of time for people

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Howdy-li-doe, yo(s)! About midway through August, with the eclipse ten days away. I finished reading The Guns of August a few days ago (damn good informative read; an utter s***show of f***ery that first month of war), so that's off my list. And today I struck off yet another minor and somewhat silly goal. So this pertains to the video game The Cat Lady, which you may have deduced from this blog's title. For those not in the know, it's a brutal adventure game about dealing with

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Sorry I haven't checked in for a while.

It's my birthday. Woo.

Also, i should have a story out soon, as well as a major rewrite of something i previously published. Gonna try to get it into EqD again, fingers crossed.

Bro: Well, if a certain two individuals hadn't given birth to such a desirable, and willing might I add, young lady, then maybe things would have turned out differently. But here we are...

Bro: I mean this is totally on you two as far as I can see.

Sis: OH MY GOD!! You guys! He didn't rape me! If anything I was the one who pounc-
Mom: OH MY GOD! JUST STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Bro: Remember. Sometimes, it's the female of the species who initiates matin-
Dad: ENOUGH!!

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The good news is, it's over. I went home at half past four this morning and still had coursework to do, so I've probably had about ten cups of coffee around 36 hours.

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