The President as a Shrieking Pile of Void Crabs; or, the Cosmically Horrific Satire of Chuck Tingle.

(Not written by me, obviously).

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I am a judge in said contest.

Here are the rules and prizes and shit.

... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm so hype to get into bc tomorrow I'm absolutely electrified.

What the buck happened!?

I post a little side project before I go to bed and when I return a few hours later, It has 100 likes, and my notification is so filled up I can only look a few hours behind!

Wow, well, thank you to all who favored the story! Really shocked, but happy and grateful to you all. Thank you all. ^^

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So I have....uhh....written only like three paragraphs....

Yeah, I've been lazy with this. I didn't think writing a multi-chaptered story would be hard. (probably just hard for me.)

I do want you to know that I do not plan on cancelling/abandoning the story, I am still motivated to see it to the end.

Until next time,
[Horse Noises]

It's being sent to the prereaders right now.

ETA is tomorrow evening. Unless it sucks.

Tell your friends.

(I was never a particularly funny individual, so I thought I'd post a micro-fic to see if anyone gets a kick out of it.)

I didn’t honestly think of it at the time. I didn’t think of Sweetie Belle’s quizzical look. The little blush on her cheeks. You have to understand, she was a SMART KID! I’m not saying I didn’t share some of the blame in this case, but Sweetie has always been clever enough to know when something was wrong.

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Bendy is my friend. He likes butts and futurama. He's that kinda weirdo, and I'm ok with that. In fact, as a show of friendship and respect of his butt love, I made him a thing. It is this.

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211393/bendys-big-butt-boutique

That's right, it's a group called Bendy's Big Butt Boutique.

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Well feck me in the ass and call it Christmas.

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All hail the Mighty Moonbutt!!!

Lol XD Just did this while I was bored one day.

"Dat Royal Butt~"

"Stop! Wait a minuet, hug the butt and get jiggy with it~!"

Please tell me what you think in the comments bellow.

This piece of wisdom is from the phenomenal artist, Pencils.

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I'm nervous about re-writing the ending of this clopfic with a physically impossible sex act, as per pre-reader suggestions, so let's see what's on Derpi in butt, safe, -screencap, shall we?

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Hey. I don't like blogs that much but I'll do it anyway. So, what kind of stories would you like to see? If you want to you can just PM me and can talk about a plot for a story. It can be about anything that you surggest. Although if I don't like the plot of it or the concept of the story, I am able to say no. I am just thinking about wanting to expand and talk to people with different story types. I think I'm kind of the weird, sad, ship, thing. I don't know.

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You know what that means!

Do I have better things to do than go digging around Derpi? Yes. But I made my word count for the day already so fuck it.

(source)

More after the cut.

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I asked DaveSong about doing a fanfiction with his Legend of Zelda + Steampunk ideas, and he finally got back to me. And do you know what he said?

Nah, just kidding. He actually said...

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... Now I gotta show my butt in the next chapter!

• we would very much like to work on making a video game one day
• we would like a kitty or small creature to love and keep us company
• we would very much like to join a band

thoughts about these thoughts:

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Some will say the worst part of writing is the beginning. Others the end. Others the middle, and middles are in fact massive bastards. A middle needs to bridge the beginning and the end without getting off-topic or lost in the weeds, and it's hard.

But even so the middle isn't the worst part for me. The worst part is the bit in between projects.

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Damn, those really are some nice looking bubbles, two bubbles at least. To be honest, though, I always thought of her as more addable than anything else.

Art that just might prove me wrong below the break!

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Izzy Moonbow: Best Pony

But it was her idea...

The look your sister gives you, when she wants you to follow her, somewhere... for reasons.

LeoMitsu

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