As it turns out, there are a multitude of hot mares in Ponyville who are all down for casual sex. Downright enthusiastic for it, in a wide variety of ways with a wide variety of partners. But they only appear one at a time and at random moments. And the truth is... They're all one mare.
In the distant past of Equestria, there were far more rogue wizards and warlocks than one could imagine. And of these magic users, a few decided in secret to create their own race of ponies. A race of clockwork ponies, with gears and pistons and ball joints of metal driving them. Within each pony, a magical crystal encoded with runes and magical equations, a magical computer to drive the being forward.
So, I just discovered this webseries thanks to a game adaptation that got out not long ago. Bloody Bunny.
Reading the title and seeing the cartoonish, cute design, this interested me! I mean, controlling a cute bunny while cutting enemies into bloody little bits in a world that could pass for the one of Hello Kitty? Who wouldn't get curious at this?
So while I'm working on the new chapter I want to maie sure this is a good direction it's going in, so I need a beta reader for Naughty Prank. If anyone is intrested please send me a pm.
Well, isn't this swell. I can't decide if I want to slosh through another chapter of an existing story or slosh through the first chapter of a new one. I keep flipping between the two. It doesn't help that I have a lot of offline stories currently in the works. GAH!
Does anybody want to help me decide? If you do, please respond with a plot bunny for my current stories or with a new one.
Twilight Sparkle attempts to help organize the businesses of Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. Getting this experience and feeling the thrill of wheeling and dealing, she decides to start her own business! Pony Express: A delivery company using an airship she designs and builds herself to go all over Equestria and deliver goods and services!
I confess that while Fluttershy x Discord is cute, I was always more fond of Discord x Celestia. I liked to think that for the longest time, they were the only constant in eachother's long, long lives.
Celestia: "We were in love. Then fell out of love. Then he hooked up with some crazy bitch. Then he became a total douche, I stoned him, he came back... Now we have booty calls every now and then where we have the most twisted sex you can and can't imagine."
Chrysalis seeks redemption. Twilight Sparkle is willing to help her, but Shining and Cadence are against it. And as it turns out, Chrysalis is using this proximity to manipulate everypony involved. But they don't find this out until Shining and Twilight are taking up arms against one another in actual civil war. The sad thing is, she's not putting thoughts into ponies' heads: She's just enhancing what ponies keep hidden inside themselves. And even after defeating her, there's still a lot of
If you're a RWBY fan, you'll know that the lore is that there were two creator Gods, the Brother Gods. The Brother Gods have basically abandoned Remnant due to stupid crap I won't bore you with. So there are two spots wide open for better deities. But given Remnant's history with gods, perhaps what they need... Are Princesses.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders got their hooves on a book of necromancy, and try to use it to raise Applebloom's pet mouse from the dead.
Applebloom: "Aw shucks... This stupid spell ain't workin' at all!"
As the rest of the Ponyville Graveyard rises from the grave
Applebloom: "Mister Squeakers ain't ever comin' back!"
Bright Mac: "Howdy Applebloom!"
Pear Butter: "Howdy little one!"
Applebloom: "... Who are you? Why do you smell so bad?"
"Ya don recognize your own parents?"
The agency known as S.M.I.L.E has been in existence in secret for a thousand years. Helping to fight, detain and contain entities and objects that would destroy Ponykind. It's agents are sworn to secrecy to preserve the peace of Equestria and many have paid the ultimate price in service to Harmony.
That said, S.M.I.L.E does far more than merely contain. They also study, observe, experiment and make hard decisions.
And die in the dark so that ponies can live in the light.
Yet another stupid Celestia-based idea:
For centuries, Celestia has been hoping that a male alicorn she could have all the sexy times she could want forever would ascend. But alas, no alicorn male has ascended yet. And Celestia is tired of waiting and using... Toys and Attachments.
While I do enjoy the Cutie Remark, I do think the episode needed a better ending. So here's a thought:
When Twilight and Starlight land in the Crystal War timeline, King Sombra's forces actually manage to kidnap Starlight (he detected two very powerful magic users in the vicinity and became interested). He learns she's a time traveler and wants the spell. Starlight refuses to hoof it over, but Sombra keeps her contained and unable to cast. He's going to rip it from her, one way or another.
Applejack: "Hmmm... Twilight? Ah heard yer keen on mah brother."
Twilight: "Wha-I-I'm not-I don't-!"
Applejack gives Twilight a knowing glance. Twilight just blushes, and then slowly nods.
Applejack: "Ah'm willin' to give you two a chance...In exchange fer a favor or two with the princess."
Twilight: "Are you-Are you pimping out your brother?!"
Applejack: "Well if you ain't interested~"
Twilight: "I didn't say that!"
I want to write a 'ponies are Napoleonic infantry' story so bad now. Like Sharpe's Rifles but with friendship.
Kakashi, Sakura and Sai all trooped out to Naruto's apartment when the blonde didn't show up for their usual meeting. Kakashi could hear the sounds of loud, riotous laughter and party horns, as well as music. Sai raised an eyebrow, as Sakura growled.
"That stupid idiot! He missed our meeting because he's partying?!" She demanded. She strode in front of Kakashi, and ripped the door open-Nearly off its handles. "NARUTO-!"
Twilight is having tea with Princess Celestia and Luna. And notices that sometimes their attentions are elsewhere.
Luna: "Fifty for me!"
Celestia: "Fifty-five."
Twilight: "What are you doing?"
Celestia: "Alien invasion. Sixty."
Twilight: "An alien invasion?!"
Luna: "We are dealing with it. Seventy!"
Twilight: "Dealing with it?!"
Celestia: "Yes! I control my sun, and Luna controls her moon. Seventy-five!"
Trixie did apply to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and passed the academic portion with flying colors.
But at the practical exam? She failed. Miserably. So she worked as her father's assistant for years before striking out on her own.
Years later, Twilight sees Trixie's techniques for magic... And realizes she was taught incorrectly by her father how to use it. And she actually has enormous talent! She offers Trixie to become her apprentice.
We've had villainous alicorns and unicorns, but no actual Pegasi or Earth Pony villains. Not on the level of Nightmare Moon or Sombra. Sure there was Cozy Glow but still!
Now granted, the unicorn is the mage class and thus more prone to tapping into primeval forces of doom or corruption, but damnit! There should be some evil Pegasi and Earth Ponies! So let's think up some villains!
Alright, I finally have some art of the bimbo queen herself. https://www.deviantart.com/knaveofbluespades/art/Love-Bunny-1015999439
Commission work I had done. Don't worry about the spear she's holding, that's from a character adopt i used as the costume reference. That won't be a part of her character.
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