There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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Alrighty, so I've fixed all the links in my bio. The Ringtail Chat has been rebranded and repurposed to Ringo's Writing Chat. Drop by and check out other people's shit. Post your own artistic media. Maybe swing by for a sprint and see how fast you can pump out some words?

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Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

UUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Here of now, A Thief's Tale: The Path To Penance is going to be delayed to a bi-weekly release because fuck. Redux: The Harbinger's Oath, is going to go to a monthly release schedule because Fuck. I need to have a more consistent schedule for this shit set up since I my new job is fucking with my writing times, so here's the deal: PTP is moving to a Sunday release because I have Saturday off to do my final edit, so the next chapter is coming July 1st for all of you factory fiends

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Would you fellows prefer sub 20k updates that come a bit quicker, or larger chapters that take a bit more time to read? At the moment, I've been running into good places to stop earlier in my chapters (about halfway through) and am quite curious as to whether I should just put them out sooner or continue working on them. It makes little difference to me, but I'd like to have some feedback as to what goes on in the minds of my readers, so PM me or Reply to this and I'll get back to you. For

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I have chapter 15 primed and ready to go for the morning, and am currently about 2000 words into 16. I got a job and life has gotten hectic, but I'll spare you my bullshit and let you get on with your life, yeah?

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Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

So it's done, though it's not edited yet. My question is whether you guys would prefer the 10k version now, or wait for the other half to be completed and just add the two together.

This is new news about a new story that you;'ve probably read about in a previous Blog at some point, but here it is;

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Chapter 17 won't be too much longer now, probably going to be out sometime around 9am EST, but it will not be sub 20k as I anticipated. We're looking at a little over that. Of course, the chapter will be done sometime in the night, but releasing my shit in the morning seems to garner more attention, so I prefer to do that rather than at 3 am when there are fewer people able to read.

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With Chapter Seventy-One of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemtion being posted, there are only two chapters left of the madness. Here's hoping you enjoy.

Sup nerds? I live, I breath, I'm no longer literally living in a forest. Life is better.

Yeah, so I was homeless from August of 2022 until January 2023. Funny how life works. Explained below.

As for ALL FUTURE WRITING PROJECTS:

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I forgot to make a blog post regarding the release of Re: Chapter Nine, but that's partially because I've been doing a rework of chapter 14 because important chapter. Now, not only do I feel like half of the chapter makes more sense, I also added 6k to the damned thing and it took me 1: All night to read it 2: All night to rewrite significant portions 3: Stay sober enough to get shit done. If you'd like to read Re: Chapter 14 with its tonal changes and reworking of the sex scene, all I

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I'm not sure why everything in Chapter 17 is underlined, and I really don't feel like re-editing the whole thing just to post it again and have the same problem.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

Hopefully the underlining isn't too terrible for most of you, but I just don't have it in me to spend another hour and a half editing my first draft, so es lo que es. I'll try to keep the same thing from happening in Chapter 18 which I am now 7.4k words into.

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Been sick as shit so I haven't made much headway in the story before this morning, so please be patient and work with me for awhile longer. This week just hasn't been super.

In any case, be sure to keep breathing, drink water, and eat food.

Stay Cool, Kids.

As you can tell, I'm not pumping out chapters at my usual pace, but they are still coming. They're just slower. Work and a social life leave me with less than adequate time to get more than a thousand or so words a day, and I've had quite the bout of writer's block. Fuck dat bullshit tho and listen to this. I found it very fitting for a good bit of Max's life so far.

Okay, so I posted three chapters and didn't realize it. I'm doing Re: 13 now and am getting deeper into Max's interactions with Velvet Breeze, which is... It's getting fun. It's basically the whole reason behind the rewrites; To revisit the story chapter by chapter and have more fun with every one of them. I've read through A Thief's Tale maybe... 6 times now? This being the seventh. Every time I read through it, I couldn't help but notice more and more that I wanted to change and now that I'm

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So the story is already quite morally sketchy. A lot of the things Max does could be considered bad or even evil, but in the chapter I'm currently writing, I recognize that things get more than sketchy. It's a debate on whether or not people have certain rights, and whether or not you agree is completely up to you and how you view good and evil. I'm personally on the fence about the matter, but I feel like Max, as a character and a fictional man has grown and evolved in such a way to make such

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Since Chapter 26 is already done and I don't really want to move on yet, I'm going to do a minor rewrite of my first few chapters. Basically, I'm going to beef them up a bit and make them suck less so more people actually want to continue reading, though I'm pretty much leaving the story as it is. IT's really just adding details and fixing spelling, formatting, and a few other things. Chapter 26 is going to be released some time later today, most likely around 7:30 EST, so keep an eye out for

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Instead of Sunday night at midnight, A Thief's Tale will be coming out on Saturday night, same time, same place. I just don't like having to spend my last night off of my weekend editing, so we'll see how this shit rolls for awhile, yeah?