Hope all of my fellow Americans have a splendid day! I'm going to chill since I just spent the last few days at the beach and I'm tired of seeing the sun.

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May you all stay safe!

Have fun!

And enjoy the fireworks of course!

Here's to the original Brexit!

(Not even in America at the time of writing this XD)

While I tend to not be very into all the freedoms and rigjts, I must admit that it's still a good place to live for the most part. In tact, the problem isn't the rights, freedoms and privileges, it's the type of people they're so recklessly given out to. Regardless:

Happy Independence Day, mates

Happy Fireworks Day everyone!

While the 4th of July is an American holiday of our forefathers, the right to freedom is one that is not limited to one nation, person, creed, or life, but one should be shared by all. We should all be free to chose our own path, our beliefs, and our own interests.

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Happy 4th of July everyone!

Hope you are all having a wonderful day. Just giving a shout out, stay safe and remember to party mildly! Don't be silly when you drink and always have a designated driver or friend to take you home if you're out and about!

Remember the best hings are the ones you remember, if you drank so much you can't remember then you did it wrong!

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May the Fourth be with you...

Spaceballs is a (relatively) well-known parody of Star Wars.

During the character planning, Yoda was to be a gnome. Let's just be happy that that was changed.

Yoda was also planned to be played by a monkey.

E.T.'s species made a cameo in The Phantom Menace.

The sound a lightsaber makes is actually the noise of old TVs starting up.

I've never been too much of a Star Wars fan, but I've watched a movie or two. Kinda.

And now, for your amusement, here's an animation making fun of the Disney trilogy.

I’m a huge Star Wars fan, and this day makes my proud to be!

Yes, I know this is late

Hero, you idiot

One thing that isn’t late is May the fifth! Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

I'm outside waiting for fireworks, sitting in a picnic chair! Hope your Saturday's been swell! Cause baby your'e a fiiiiirework! Aaaaaand....the rest of the words.

Would have done another episode of Separatist Fortress but I've been busy.

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244 years ago today, a document was signed that would change the world. To end slavery, to create a melting pot, to fight for freedom, a group of brave men signed their death warrant and sent it off to their executioner.
So begins the American experiment.
Don't forget history, and don't let it die.
Stars and Stripes forever.

So, July 4th...is here. And honestly, I'm not too happy. If you want to know more, read on. Otherwise, have a good Independence Day.
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I just don't feel like there's anything to celebrate in the US right now. (Honestly, the only reason I'm writing this is because my Xbox overheated and I felt this needed to be written.) To those that are celebrating, don't let me stop you from having a good time.

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Hi,

I just got my fourth covid vaccine yesterday, and I have a 101F fever. I feel like crap.

I knew I'd be sick, but I don't like being sick. My arm also hurts like heck!

Still, vaccines are good. Short term pain, long term gain!

On an unrelated note, at the kiddie booth for vaccines, there was LOADS of pony drawings, and a Nurse Redheart plushie wearing a mask. I kid you not. Mane Six decal and pony plush at a GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED VACCINE CLINIC!

I couldn't help but smile...

Alright! I'm back everyone! The camping trip turned out to be someplace different, and so I enjoyed it at least. (And it was next to a Hot Spring. So that was also fun).

Also! Happy 4th of July, everypony! Just look at my patriotism!

Let there be fireworks! Let there be apple pie! And let there be burgers! (Also. Let there be beer... I guess)?

Hey Everyone! Since you liked the three Captain Underpants stories I thought maybe I make a forth one!! And I heard Skywalker’s idea and decided that he will face the Storm King!! Comment down what you want his evil plan to be! And as a bonus he’s gonna have Melvin join forces! Get ready for Captain Underpants and the Sinster Storms of the Storm King!!

Happy 4th of July to all my fellow American's out there. I figured I'd share a story about this, our nations greatest day.

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