Oct

13th

2015

Dollhouse · 12:53am Oct 13th, 2015

by Melanie Martinez

Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We'll be a perfect family.
When you walk away, it's when we really play
You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up.
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis

No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.

Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.

Report anonymousjedi · 340 views · #melanie martinez #why do i bother making blogs #i think fluffysam #i mean creepysam #is the only one who even looks at them #or at least she comments the most #but seriously this song is eerily good #i have a weird music taste #i kinda wanna do fan art for this song now...

Aug

28th

2015

I now learned why people hate Sword Art Online · 5:58am Aug 28th, 2015

[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

Report Chaotic Note · 695 views · #ok you see the story tag? #yeah now never ask me again about it's relation to SAO #i'm only going to make one reference to the anime but that's all i'll give it #i know the first season was good #but seriously now i don't want to associate my story with SAO any more than I should

Jun

27th

2015

NEW EPISODE NOT PERFECT · 11:26pm Jun 27th, 2015

But Yaks no destroy because it was still pretty okay

Report The Elusive Badgerpony · 602 views · #seriously why isn't there more Cherry Jubilee porn #wonderbolts are not useless #yaks #party pooped #new episode #a new scat based clopfic based on the new episode's title is a given and I hate it #alright episode #it's not princess spike #it's also not The Cutie Map but it's still okay #who the fuck reads tags anyways #fanfic fuel

Mar

25th

2018

The top 10 reasons why you should take all my opinions with a grain of salt · 2:42pm Mar 25th, 2018

Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.

_{Brace yourselves...}

10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.

Report Petrichord · 374 views · #Jason Derulo #I still hate Jason Derulo #For good reasons #I'm also not a big fan of "New Bruno Mars" either #For less good reasons #I still can't figure out the actual ratio of being flippant to being earnest in this post #So it's okay if you can't figure it out either #Living is hard #But seriously Fluttercord really is OTP #Tag abuse

Apr

15th

2016

Zootopia · 1:10am Apr 15th, 2016

Zootopia
by Walt Disney Animation Studios
Crime, Drama
108 minutes

Report Titanium Dragon · 1,315 views · #movie review #review #Zootopia #ship it like fedex #Judy Hopps #Nick Wilde #cute is a rabbit word #furry #discrimination #prejudice #seriously Shakira is playing her fursona in this movie #Gazelle #Disney #sorry about the random movie review but I was chewing some people's ears off and they sent me to the corner to write a blog post

Jan

15th

2018

Things You Should Read that I Didn't Write (Shocker): Coffee Edition! · 2:24am Jan 15th, 2018

This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

Jul

13th

2019

The Part of You that Never Sleeps · 11:56pm Jul 13th, 2019

If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me.

Report Aragon · 2,127 views · #Fucking hell #I've been unable to write for a couple months because My Life Is Shit Lately #and this one blog was something I'd been thinking on writing for a while #and let me tell you #writing it when I'm this rusty has been an EXPERIENCE #the original was like 33% longer than how it is now #and I got yelled at by my editors #who had to pause their reading to tell me how WRONG I was #but like #seriously I hang out in writing_help a lot #and this is the kind of advice we give like five times a month at least #so might as well do a writeup and make it OFFICIAL

Apr

30th

2016

i hate it when people yell at me for no reason · 4:11pm Apr 30th, 2016

my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

Report anonymousjedi · 465 views · #aaaaaa #sometimes i hate my family's views #and seriously #there is no need to yell about a short haircut #i want to go crawl into a hole and die #and/or just go to a hair salon and get super super short hair and come back home like "haha fuck you" #but i also dont want to be in an insane amount of trouble #so dying it is #agh i feel like crying #and i know hair is kinda stupid to be upset over #but like idk #its very frustrating to know your parents are so against you #*crawls into hole and dies*

Mar

23rd

2019

Can Ice Star manage to get a new Enemy of Mine chapter out before the month ends? · 6:10pm Mar 23rd, 2019

Considering how much progress I've been making writing the latest one, I wouldn't say it's out of the question. Probably! There's going to be a considerable amount to edit (and I fucking hate editing) and I also won't have much of a chapter buffer after this one goes out... but I dunno. Words are flowing, and the story's been wrangled pretty alright now.

I'd say it is probably gonna happen. Here's to hoping for less time between chapters. 🤞

Jun

22nd

2015

About the recent NSFW Image Policy site post · 9:30pm Jun 22nd, 2015

It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.

You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.

Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?

This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.

Report Chaotic Note · 727 views · #nsfw image policy #fuck clickbait pictures #i can understand if people are offended about my comment on 'git gud' at writing #but seriously how can you be proud of finding borderline porn to use as your cover art? #you probably didn't draw that #somebody else did #you're simply using their art to make your story seem like it's good #isn't that just sad? #maybe desperate? #or do you simply not care about making stories at all? #just want quick fame? #well guess what that's useless #at best a borderline nsfw cover art is just gonna get you a week of fame #and its not gonna pay for the bills #and its not gonna make you money #writing stories for this site should ultimately be a hobby #and be something that you can be proud of making on your own merits #and not because of some porn pic

Mar

2nd

2024

What We Don't Talk About (New Fic Out!) · 1:54am March 2nd

Hello ladles and gentlespoons! I wrote a fic! Missed me? I missed you all!

TWhat We Don't Talk About

Rarity and Applejack put the romance in necromancy.

Silent Whisper · 6.8k words · 38 5 · 312 views

Does this mean I'm so back? We'll see. Lots of real-life stuff going on right now for me, but I'm still here, and I still have more stories to tell.

Also, pro tip, don't work for Kroger (even just on a temporary basis), folks, it saps the life out of you. Lessons learned, yo.

Report Silent Whisper · 50 views · #new fic #hello friends who read the tags #here I am in all my tag-writing glory #missed you all a bunch #seriously don't work for kroger it has not been a fun time #though my coworkers are super nice and I don't blame em #it's still been hellish #I hope you like this fic #been listening to Marina too much so that's where the chapter titles came from #uhh lemme think what else can I say here #I graduated cool leg did I tell you guys #got my degree #already feel like college education has worn off #but what can you do

Jun

21st

2015

WHAT YEAR IS IT? · 11:21am Jun 21st, 2015

No seriously I've been locked in my room forced to code, what year is it? But, work aside I come bearing a new episode HUZZAH! This week we uncover the horrible truth behind ponyville in Tired Old Man's "Letters From an Irritated Princess". Now this video is a tad different as the fic is freaking long and still going. So this is a first part in the series

Mar

26th

2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

Report anonymousjedi · 427 views · #im rewatching because i watched seasons 1-3ish over a year ago and i dont remember anything #if i remember correctly #a dad hired a dude to kidnap one of his daughters #he had twins and for whatever he hired a dude to kidnap one twin #i think #i dont even know #i guess ill find out #WHO was madness #utter chaos #seriously #ugh the chair had no idea what they were doing #neither did the chair at my previous conference #both times were WHO #WHO stands for world health organization btw #first conference though i was general assembly plenary and the chair was great #strict but great #plus there were like 50+ people and i could hide in the back and pass notes #yeaahhhhh

Jan

20th

2016

Username? · 3:07am Jan 20th, 2016

Okay so I was thinking about possibly changing my username to nonbinarysunset.
Why?
Well I've had my "anonymousjedi" username for as long as I've had my fimfiction, and it referenced a previous username.
Also, I don't feel it represents what i want to be known for in the fandom. I have become much more punny since choosing anonymousjedi, and I feel like nonbinarysunset would be a great way to subtly nod to two of my favorite fandoms.